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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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American Idol took its show on the road last night, heading to Las Vegas for the first time and naming its first set of semifinalists.

Following an hour devoted to group performances that honored The Beatles, the judges spoke to various contestants individually and delivered either dream-making or heart-breaking news.

Two of the women who received the former? Haley Reinhart and Naima Adedapo. They have moved on to the season 10 semifinals, partly based on their most recent rendition of "Long and Winding Road."

Joined by Jacob Lusk, listen to Reinhart and Adedapo now and decide: are they worthy semifinalists?

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Charlie Sheen needs a break from not working. He's reportedly headed to the tropics, and is won't be vacationing there alone:

Insiders tell Radar Online that the actor is going away with a group that includes Brooke Mueller, Bree Olson and a woman named Natalie Kenly, possibly the mystery woman he was spotted kissing earlier this week.

This shocking/hilarious news breaks just hours after we learned Mueller was moving back in with the man who once threatened to kill her.

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  • Brooke and Dad

"Charlie is back to his old self - and that's not a good thing," a source says. "[He] talked about building a porn family and now he's got these three women all living with him and taking off on vacation with him."

Backing up this story, Olson Tweeted last night: Going to a tropical wonder for a little while to relax with friends :) minimal tweets so hold tight! Be home soon babies!

Just try not to be home soon with babies, Bree. That was evidently a problem for another one of Sheen's porn star pals.

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Charlie Sheen has a disease, and not the kind one may contract when hanging out with porn stars such as Bree Olson and Kacey Jordan.

Speaking to Great Britain's Sky News this week, father Martin Sheen came to the defense of his troubled son, describing his battles with drugs and alcohol as akin to what one faces when inflicted with any disease.

"He's an extraordinary man," the veteran actor said. "If he had cancer, how would we treat him? The disease of addiction is a form of cancer, and you have to have an equal measure of concern and love and lift them up, so that's what we do for him."

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Granted, the headline above could apply to many things.

Justin Bieber is number-one in the hearts of teenage girls... talk show bookers... YouTube play lists... charitable organizations.

In this case, however, we're referring to the Billboard 200 Albums Chart, where "Justin Bieber, Never Say Never: The Remixes" sits atop the list with the most copies sold last week.

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Here's a glance at the top 10, two spots on which are occupied by The Biebs. Incredible.

  1. Justin Bieber, Never Say Never: The Remixes: 161,000
  2. Mumford & Sons, Sigh No More: 133,000
  3. Now 37 compilation: 95,000
  4. Lady Antebellum, Need You Now: 85,000
  5. Bruno Mars, Doo-Wops & Hooligans: 61,000
  6. Eminem, Recovery: 61,000
  7. 2011 Grammy Nominees: 56,000
  8. Justin Bieber, My World 2.0, 54,000
  9. Nicki Minaj, Pink Friday: 46,000
  10. Rihanna, Loud: 45,000

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We have the vital intel on a couple of blockbuster celebrity weddings:

First, Kelsey Grammer will become a husband for the fourth time on Friday, as he ties the knot with Kayte Walsh at the Plaza Hotel in New York City. TMZ has uncovered the reception menu, which includes a wedding cake by designer Sylvia Weinstock, prawns, goat cheese truffles, braised beef shortribs, wild mushrooms, lobster with corn and mango relish...

Gary Shirley should stay as far away as possible.

Hugh Hefner, New Girlfriend

The Race to the Altar, Divorce Court: Kelsey and Hugh will both give marriage another try this year.

Hugh Hefner, meanwhile, has announced the date on which he'll marry 24-year old Crystal Harris: June 18 at the Playboy Mansion.

"It will be intimate with a close number of friends here at the mansion," Hefner has said of the ceremony. "No big blowout affair. Something very personal."

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We were going to include the following story in our LOL category, but it's really more tragic than funny...

A day after sources claimed Brooke Mueller was seriously considering a move into Charlie Sheen's neighborhood, a new report has surfaced that does the former allegation one better:

Mueller has moved back IN with her ex-husband!

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From dreams to nightmares to... who knows what is next for Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen.

“I’m sure Brooke will try to deny this,” an insider told Radar Online of the news. “She thinks because Charlie lives in a gated community that nobody has seen her. But she’s wrong. A lot of people know about this and they’ve just been keeping it quiet."

The move reportedly took place several days ago, with Brooke's family allegedly reacting with furor over the decision, according to a friend: "They think this is the worst thing for her.”

We have no idea why. Maybe because Sheen held a knife to Mueller's throat just over a year ago and has since spent every other week since in the presence of porn stars and suitcases of cocaine?

UPDATE: Moira Fiore confirms this news: "Brooke and the twins have moved into Charlie's house for a week before they move into the new house that Charlie bought her down the street from him. Brooke and Charlie are friends and there is no romantic interest on Brooke's part."

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Warning: do not turn up the volume on the following movie trailer while at work.

In Bad Teacher, Cameron Diaz plays an educator that cares more about cursing, smoking up and landing a man then she does about actually teaching.

That is, until a new substitute enters the building, played by Diaz's real-life ex, Justin Timberlake. Once her character learns that the top class in the state earns its teacher a huge bonus, she intensifies her lesson plans with the goal of making cash, getting a boob job and settling down with this hottie.

Watch the swear words and jokes fly now:

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Kim Zolciak has taken time away from arguing with NeNe Leakes to milk her pregnancy for a few thousand bucks.

The Real Housewife of Atlanta is featured in the latest issue of Life & Style, talking up pregnancy and the possibility of marriage.

"I'll be 33 when I have this baby, and I'm more in touch with my body now," Zolciak tells the magazine, adding about boyfriend Kroy Biermann: "[He] loves me pregnant. I don't remember my ex-husband being that into it, but Kroy loves it. He tells me I'm so beautiful."

Baby Joy! Drama!

Zolciak and Biermann have moved in together and are expecting the baby to arrive in June. But that doesn't mean Kim is prepared to walk down any aisles:

"If we get married, Kroy would like to have one more child, and I want one too!"

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Don't worry about David Archuleta, fans.

Yes, the former American Idol finalist was dropped by Jive Records last week, but he's recorded a new video blog entry in which he discusses the state of his career and sounds optimistic about what's ahead.

"It took me a while to realize that have control of my life," Archuleta says. "The decisions that I make, that's what's going to break not necessarily just my career, but my life, too. So I'm just excited where to go, the direction that I'm hoping to go now with music."

We have a feeling loyal followers will stick with Archie wherever that takes him, won't they? Sit back and listen to David expound on his future now:

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Glee addressed the issues of underage drinking and sexual confusion on last night's episode.

It also answered the classic question: how would a drunken cast of singing group members handle a cover of a Ke$ha song in a school-wide assembly celebrating alcohol awareness?

The answer: very well, at least for a couple minutes. Led by Heather Morris as Brittany, New Directions danced and sung along the "Tik Tok" this week. Check out the performance here, compare it to the original and be wary of the concluding few seconds. They're gross.