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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Crystal Bowersox recently made the insightful, intelligent comment that one's wedding isn't nearly as important as one's marriage.

With the first step taken care of, the American Idol runner-up can now focus on the second. That's right: Bowersox married fellow musician Brian Walker in Chicago yesterday.

Tamera Mowry, Adam Housley

"Our lives have never made more sense than they do right now,” Bowersox told People. “I can't believe how incredibly lucky we are to have found so much laughter, love, and light within each other. We're one happy WalkerSox family."

Ha! WalkerSox! We love it.

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A comic book was one thing. A movie could be interesting. Host of a revived MTV series? Sure, why not? A line of action dolls? We're starting to push it.

Now, it's really possible that Bieber Fever is spreading too quickly and afflicting too many industries, as we can confirm Justin Bieber is coming out with his own line of nail polish. Yes, nail polish.

Cutie Kicks It

The young singer has signed a deal with Nicole by OPI. His line will be titled the One Less Lonely Girl collection and each color will be inspired by Bieber singles:

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Amidst infidelity rumors, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore jetted off to Israel this weekend.

While a source close to the couple says the pair did not renew its vows in that country, Kutcher Tweeted that he and his wife are "sharing Love & Light while in Israel [and] asking 4 the energy 2 forge bonds with our similarities & find compromise in our differences."

Tournament of THG Couples Bracket

Might one of those difference be Ashton's desire to bang Brittney Jones on he and Moore's living room sofa?!?

Jonas hasn't been shy about her affair with Kutcher, texting friends about it, talking to Radar Online often and even saying the actor and Moore have an "open marriage."

But the couple has been on a strong, united front in public.

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Turns out, THG isn't the only one to have a major problem with Miley Cyrus.

Following the release of the singer's video for "Who Owns My Heart," which includes the 17-year writhing around in bed, blindfolded, the Parents Television Council has released the following statement:

Typical Miley Pose

It is unfortunate that she would participate in such a sexualized video like this one. It sends messages to her fan base that are diametrically opposed to everything she has done up to this point.  Miley built her fame and fortune entirely on the backs of young girls, and it saddens us that she seems so eager to distance herself from that fan base so rapidly.

Hmmm... where else did we read something very similar?

Earlier in the week, the PTC also took issue with Glee for its Britney Spears episode. Sound off now: Do you agree with its take on Miley and her video?

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Phew. Kim Kardashian is okay.

We were worried that the fight she and her reality show concocted for an upcoming episode would leave her injured, but the blogger writes that the script didn't call for any harm to be done she's okay.

Big Butt, Big Apple

"I'm totally fine, guys," Kardashian wrote on her website. "I want to address this because everyone has been asking me if I'm ok after the bar fight last night.... A drunk male fan came up to me and asked to take a picture, and I obliged, but his girlfriend, who was also drunk, got a little out of hand. Luckily I had Scott and Khloe there to protect me."

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It will have been six months since American Idol ended when Lee DeWyze releases his debut CD, but the season nine champion can't for the world to hear it.

"Putting out an album on a major label is truly a dream come true," DeWyze says. "I'm excited for all the people who supported me throughout Idol to hear what I can do with my own songs. The album shows a whole different side of me and I'm so proud of it."

Lee DeWyze and Jonna Walsh

The first single, "Live It Up," will debut on Ryan Seacrest's radio show next Wednesday, followed, Lee hopes, by countless air plays around the nation.

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Hang in there, troubled women of the world. There's hope for you yet: Denise Richards is writing a memoir!

"I wanted to write a heartfelt, honest book that would be a source of hope for others going through difficult times," Richards told People of her deal to pen an autobiography.

Denise R.

There's little doubt the tome will largely focus on Richards' marriage to Charlie Sheen, from whom she filed for divorce while pregnant with the couple's second child.

That is all she's known for, after all. Well... that and making out with Neve Campbell in Wild Things, and also parading her children around on the reprehensible reality show Denise Richards: It's Complicated. Look for this memoir to hit bookstores in July 2011. Will you purchase it?

 

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Forget taking New York, as Kourtney and Kim Kardashian have promised to do on their upcoming reality show.

The sisters are all about faking it in New York, as evidenced by what went down last night at Juliet, a nightclub in the city.

As reported by TMZ, Kim stopped to take a picture with a male fan, only for his girlfriend to supposedly go crazy and attack the reality star, throwing a drink on her and causing Khloe's ring to fly off when she stepped in between the fracas.

Wet Kim

As you can see, Scott Disick was irate over the incident, fulfilling his role as the show's resident hot head and following the script perfectly.

What an amazing coincidence that reality TV cameras were on hand to record the confrontation, huh? We wonder if this will air on E!. Visit TMZ to watch the Kardashians exit the club and sound off: Do you actually buy this as legitimate?

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Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott are best known as a couple because they exploit their children as often as possible, cashing in on the cuteness of their son and daughter.

With this pair as role models, Oxygen has greenlit Tori & Dean: sTORIbook Weddings, a nauseatingly-titled new show that "will feature the celebrity duo helping couples prepare, both logistically and emotionally, for their wedding days," according to a press release.

Tori Spelling Photograph

Look, if you need help from these morons in order to be emotionally prepared for marriage, trust us: you're not ready.

There's no such thing as private family time when you're desperate for cash and attention.

The network has also renewed Tori & Dean: Home Sweet Hollywood for a sixth season.

"Our audience has loved watching the weddings Tori and Dean have planned for friends on Home Sweet Hollywood, and have been clamoring for more," said Oxygen Media SVP, Original Programming and Development Amy Introcaso-Davis. "Tori and Dean have a great sense of sophistication and style and truly understand the intricacies of planning the big day."

We think she means the intricacies of milking every cent possible from their life on the D-list.

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Kendall and Kylie Jenner have officially arrived... as supermarket tabloid fodder.

The half-sisters of three women who rake in millions a year by simply posing for magazines, these girls learned from the best. Or worst, depending on your perspective.

Featured in he latest edition of OK! Weekly, Kylie says: "I’m looking forward to high school and I still haven’t really figured out what I want to do yet.” But if she aims to be like Kourtney, Khloe or Kim Kardashian, the answer can be: nothing. These people are just professionally famous.

Kylie and Kendall

Kendall, meanwhile, has already sparked controversy by posing in a skimpy bikini. But she and her sister at least keep it entirely clean in the images below. Click on each to enlarge...

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  • Bedroom Playing
  • Kendall, Kylie
  • Puppy Time
  • The Jenners
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