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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Charlie Sheen unleashed on Jon Cryer yesterday. But that was just the beginning of this mad man's rant against those he believes have wronged him.

In the fourth installment of Sheen's Korner, the actor takes aim at his enemies, most notably, of course, Two and a Half Men creator Chuck Lorre. He tells viewers to "sit back and rejoice, for the Malibu Messiah" is before us.

"Hi ya Chuck-E-Cheese ball," Sheen says in the video below. "Where ya hiding silly clown? Behind your narcissism, your greed, your hatred of yourself or women?

"Think of me often loser during your most quiet moments... Can you smell your soul? Can you smell the rotting dog shit? The fermented puke that is your viscera? Can you smell your mother's tears from some distant memory as she scattered her pathetic creation asking all around her why this feeble abortion survived?"

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One of Barack Obama's most prominent supporters during the 2008 election, Matt Damon is now one of the President's most outspoken critics.

Days after the actor expressed disappointment in Obama to Piers Morgan, he gave an interview to Great Britian's The Independent in which he went into greater detail over what he considers missed opportunities on the commander-in-chief's part.

Barack Obama Debt Speech

"I think he's rolled over to Wall Street completely," Damon said. "The economy has huge problems. We still have all these banks that are too big to fail. They're bigger and making more money than ever. Unemployment at 10 percent? It's terrible."

Matt Damon believes the Democrats "squandered" a chance to "stand up for things."

So, will Damon vote Republican in 2012? No, he joked: "I just got a 3 percent tax cut!"

But then he turned serious again, expounding on one of Obama's more controversial compromises with conservatives:

"Do you think I'm going to start a small business with that money? You're out of your mind if you think so. I'm going to put it in the bank. So is every other guy that makes the kind of money I make. I don't think that's what's best for the country. I think a stronger middle class makes for a stronger country."

Ouch. In better news for the President, many people still like his wife a lot.

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Christina Aguilera has just been named a judge on The Voice, NBC's upcoming answer to American Idol. This should be a high time in the singer's career, right?

Wrong. As has been well-documented - from a lyric flub on the world's biggest stage to a recent arrest for public intoxication - Aguilera is suffering a Britney-like meltdown in front of our eyes.

In the latest issue of Star, a friend says Christina has "lost her confidence" since splitting from husband Jordan Bratman.

The Downfall of Christina Aguilera

“She gets terribly sad, and that’s when all the awful memories come flooding back and she ends up numbing herself with booze and food," says the source, who claims Aguilera has gained 40 pounds over the last few months.

Pals believe Aguilera's new boyfriend, Matthew Rutler, has served as an enabler to the troubled celebrity. How will this relationship play out? They are scared to consider the possibility.

"Everyone is worried sick," says this friend. "She needs to get help before something even more serious happens."

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Pity Amanda Bynes.

The actress retired from acting last June... then Tweeted that she was back... then released photos of a rhinestone-encrusted starfish... and has now realized the true meaning of Twitter for someone in desperate need of attention:

Sexy self-portraits!

Bynes has snapped a couple close-ups of herself, first in a bikini top and then rocking a set of pouty lips and dark sunglasses. We'll post them now as we prepare for the inevitable Amanda Bynes sex tape in a few weeks.

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Amanda Bynes Twitter Pic

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Soon after the season six premiere of The Real Housewives of Orange County on Sunday night, cast member Tamra Barney made a startling announcement to Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens Live!.

Referring to the date rape drug Rohypnol, Barney said: "I got roofied."

Claiming Peggy Tanous was also a victim, Tamra has gone into detail about what she claims went down at a recent New York City party she attended for the show's press tour.

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"I know the guy that did it walked up with two drinks that were pink," Barney tells Radar Online. "He had sunglasses on and looked Middle Eastern. That's all I remember."

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Charlie Sheen has already alienated a large majority of his fan base.

Now, the machete-wielding actor has gone off on one of his few remaining allies in the business, former Two and a Half Men co-star Jon Cryer.

"Like I said: You're with me, or you're with the trolls," Sheen told E! News yesterday. "Obviously he's with the trolls."

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Calling in from his house, Sheen continued to rant against Cryer, using false information to attack the veteran movie and TV star.

"Jon has not called me. He's a turncoat, a traitor, a troll. Clearly he's a troll," said Sheen. "He issued a statement.* Is it gonna take me calling him a 'traitor, juvenile and scared' for him to get it?"

(*Cryer has not issued any statements.)

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Sources say Evelyn Lozada is quitting Basketball Wives.

And it's not because she's actually engaged to a football player.

Kate Upton SI Swimsuit Issue Cover

According to TMZ, Lozada believes producers committed an intentional foul against her by divulging sensitive information regarding an illicit relationship from her past.

No word yet from Evelyn, but insiders claim she has already sent producers a scathing email because she thinks they revealed this affair tidbit solely to incite a confrontation between her and another woman on the show. Weird. That doesn't sound like a reality TV trick at all!

In other Basketball Wives news, it now appears as though Allison Mathis will NOT be replacing Royce Reed after all.

UPDATE: Evelyn is reportedly demanding $20,000 per episode or she's gone.

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Mike Starr, the former bassist for Alice in Chains and a cast member on Celebrity Rehab in 2009, has died. He was 44 years old.

The musician's body was found in a Salt Lake City home this afternoon.

Starr, who left the aforementioned band in 1993, was arrested last month for felony possession of a controlled substance, as Utah police say he had six Xanax pills and six Opana pills on him when he was busted.

Says Mike's dad to TMZ: "It's a terrible shock and tragedy," while Dr. Drew Tweeted in:

"Devastating to hear of Mike Starr succumbing to his illness. So very sad. Our prayers are with his family."

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They both make women scream, but in very different ways.

Now, Chris Brown and Justin Bieber have teamed up on a new single.

The hip hop star/nude photo aficionado and 17-year old icon make for an unusual duo in the minds of many... but do they make for a successful one? You tell us. Listen to the newly-released "Next 2 You" and sound off on the duet: What do you think?

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On the most recent edition of Saturday Night Live, Miley Cyrus played the roles of Fergie, Lindsay Lohan and Justin Bieber.

But insiders tell Hollywood Life there's another new role Miley has been perfecting: flirt. The singer has reportedly been sending text messages to Kings of Leon bassist Jared Followill ever since the Europe Music Awards in November.

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“Miley wants to keep Jared interested,” a source says. “She often sends him coy text messages. So far, he is a big fan of what she has been sending.”

This mole claims Followill, who hails from Cyrus' hometown of Nashville, is 24 years old and was connected to Julianne Hough in 2009, thinks Miley is "very pretty."

Might we need to prepare ourselves for... Cyrowill? We'll keep readers apprised.