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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Sorry, Kris Jenner. But your ridiculous bow - seen in the video below - was actually NOT the most absurd aspect of your daughter's wedding on Saturday.

Instead, that honor falls to the vows uttered by Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries. For richer or for poorer? We somehow doubt these two will need to worry about such a dilemma.

Kim and Kris earned over $17 million from the ceremony and reception, and that's without considering all the free items bestowed upon the couple. Try to keep your lunch own and read through the following list. Kardashian and Humphries either pocketed or received...

  • $15 million for the upcoming wedding special on E!.
  • $2.5 million for exclusive photos with People Magazine.
  • $300,000 for the exclusive engagement announcement with People.
  • $100,000 for exclusive rights to the bridal shower for Britain’s OK! Weekly.
  • $50,000 to have the bachelorette party at Tao in Las Vegas.
  • $15,000 to $20,000 for Hansen’s Bakery wedding cake.
  • $20,000 Vera Wang wedding dress and fittings.
  • $40,000 for two more Vera Wang evening dresses, worn during the reception.
  • $400,000 in Perrier Jouet champagne.
  • $150,000 in hair and makeup for photo shoots videos.
  • $10,000 in Lehr & Black wedding invitations.
  • Major discounts on the $2 million 20.5-carat engagement ring and $1 million wedding bands by jeweler Lorraine Schwartz.

It's true what they say: money cannot buy you happiness. But phony love can buy you money.

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Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were spotted with their clothes on this weekend.

Following the disturbing news that these two are subject of a naked, religion-based statue, Justin and Selena strolled through a mall in Philadelphia, bodyguard in tow, and stopped at Smoothie King for a snack.

Jelena Date Pic
  • Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez... Bodyguard
  • Mall Trip
  • A Smoothie Couple

No longer trying to hide their relationship, as you can see, the pair held hands and engaged in a bit of PDA. They were in town because Selena performed in Philly on Friday night - watch a performance from the show HERE - before heading off to New Jersey.

Up next? Expect to see a lot of these two together at Sunday's MTV Music Awards. Gomez is hosting the pre-show and Bieber might win a trophy or two dozen.

[Photos: WENN.com]

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Crystal Harris - the woman known for posing naked; breaking the heart of Hugh Hefner; and shacking up with the son of Dr. Phil McGraw - is in negotiations to star in a reality show.

A Kiss from Crystal

TMZ reports that Harris has talked to numerous networks about the project, which would center on her breasts aspiring music career. We can only assume that possible titles include:

  • Crystal Clear
  • Crystal Harris: It's Really Not Complicated
  • Hef's Sloppy Thirty-Seconds

Would you watch a Crystal Harris reality show?

 

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There were no losers on the finale of The Glee Project last night.

Following an offseason in which numerous cast members were supposedly fired, only for creators Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuck to scramble and explain that no one was actually fired, this Lifetime reality competition took a different tact:

Everyone was hired!

Samuel Larsen, Damian McGinty, Lindsay Pearce and Alex Newell

Samuel Larsen and Damian McGinty officially took home the top prizes and will appear on seven episodes of Glee next season, but Lindsay Pearce and Alex Newell  didn't exactly fare poorly themselves: they'll show up on two installments of the Fox hit.

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Ready to go inside the wedding of this century, last century and every century to come?

E! News has given fans a glimpse at yesterday's nuptials between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries. Seriously, there was a groom involved, too!

Below, get your first look at Kim's dress, Mason as ringbearer, Kris in a tux and Mama Jenner donning what may be the ugliest giant bow in fashion history. While we check records to verify this statement, enjoy the following sneak peek at a ceremony that made Kardashian more money than millions of people will see in their lifetime...

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Following her lavish wedding ceremony and subsequent reception, Kim Kardashian took to Twitter this afternoon and thanked The Big Guy Upstairs for her good, huge fortunate. No, not Ryan Seacrest.

Wrote Kim:

Kim Kardashian Tweet

Considering reports that Kardashian and Kris Humphries pocketed $18 million for the event, we're pretty sure she means capitalism is good.

Meanwhile, E! News has released a handful of photos from the ceremony. People Magazine will dedicate a special issue this week to the nuptials, but visit the E! website for a few images now and check out one shot of Kim as a bride below.

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Emma Stone, Viola Davis and company helped themselves to millions of dollars at the box office this weekend, as The Help - which is garnering significant Oscar buzz - finished atop the pack of new and old releases.

The film took in $20.5 million, outpacing James Franco and his planet full of apes. A look at the top five from a relatively quiet weekend:

  1. The Help: $20.5 million
  2. Rise of the Planet of the Apes: $16.3 million
  3. Spy Kids: All the Time in the World: $12 million
  4. Fright Night: $8.3 million
  5. The Smurfs: $8 million

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Kim Kardashian did not take our advice. She and Kris Humphries did not share their first dance to any of our recommended singles.

Instead, Robin Thicke serenaded the couple to a blend of "Angels" and Let's' Stay Together," according to Ken Baker of E! News, who attended the entire event.

  • Pre-Wedding Day
  • On His Wedding Day

What other key details can we report from the festivities? Learn more about the marriage ceremony HERE, watch E! at 6 p.m. for special coverage and consider the following, vital reception tidbits:

  • Kim changed into two more dresses, both designed by Vera Wang.
  • Multiple members of The New Jersey Nets were in attendance, which actually required permission from the NBA due to that league's lockout.
  • Wolfgang Puck catered a meal that included buffalo mozzarella and heirloom tomato salad; a choice of hand-formed agnolotti with sweet corn mascarpone and summer truffles, or roast chicken with Yukon Gold potato puree, caramelized brussels sprouts and summer truffles. We feel like you need to know these things.
  • Kendall, Kylie, Khloé and Kourtney all eventually changed into matching white tracksuits.
  • Earth, Wind & Fire played "September."
  • Following the cutting of a multi-tier, chocolate and vanilla cake, a deejay took over the music duties and the party lasted until around midnight... when the fire marshal arrived and shut it down because the neighbors complained about noise.

Visit the official E! News website for more information and listen closely: somewhere, Ray J is crying...

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Did you hear that Kim Kardashian got married to Kris Humphries last night? It's true. It was a small ceremony, with just a few friends and very little fuss and.... JUST KIDDING!!!

There were 450 guests. Millions were spent. Millions more were earned by the participants, and we've got all the details below. First, though, we present the CNN report that almost made this ridiculous affair worthwhile. Check out the kid in the background:

As for the ceremony itself, with facts courtesy of E!, which will present live coverage of the wedding tonight? Deep breath...

  • Kim donned a strapless, ivory Vera Wang dress with a long train.
  • She wore Guiseppe Zanotti shoes.
  • Kris Humphries sported a Ermenegildo Zegna tuxedo, with black pants, a white shirt and a white bow tie.
  • Lorraine Schwartz designed the wedding rings.
  • Kim's party, all in ivory, consisted of Khloé Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian , Kylie and Kendal Jenner and Kris' sister, Kaela Humphries.
  • A passage in the program, written by Kim, read: "I so wish my dad could be here today to walk me down the aisle. But I know in a way he is here, and I feel his loving presence all around me. I love and miss you, dad."
  • What does Kim love most about Kris? She told the pastor before the event and it was then relayed to guests: he puts a smile on her face, is the "yin to her yang" and other cliches.
  • Kris loves Kim's compassion and how dedicated she is to family.
  • The ceremony, which included helicopters flying overhead at all times, concluded with a prayer. No truth to the rumor that it started with: Dear Lord, cha-ching! Thank you for creating E!, Twitter and Facebook....

People Magazine paid around $1 million for the rights to the wedding photos, which will be published in this week's edition.

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Chely Wright and Lauren Blitzer are officially wife and wife. The couple got married yesterday at Blitzer's aunt's home in Connecticut.

Chely Wright and Lauren Blitzer Kiss

It May 2010, Wright came out as gay, an admission that resulted in death threats and thoughts of suicide. Just two weeks later, though, the country singer met Blitzer, a GLBT Civil Rights activist, and eventually fell in love.

Both brides wore a white gown for the wedding because, as Wright joked to People, "we like our hair too much!" We wish this pair a long, happy marriage.

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