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I am a senior staff writer at THG and a big fan of Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson. I believe Kim Kardashian is bad for society, but great for attention, and that The Real Housewives should all be banned from existence.

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Ready to go inside the wedding of this century, last century and every century to come?

E! News has given fans a glimpse at yesterday's nuptials between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries. Seriously, there was a groom involved, too!

Below, get your first look at Kim's dress, Mason as ringbearer, Kris in a tux and Mama Jenner donning what may be the ugliest giant bow in fashion history. While we check records to verify this statement, enjoy the following sneak peek at a ceremony that made Kardashian more money than millions of people will see in their lifetime...

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Following her lavish wedding ceremony and subsequent reception, Kim Kardashian took to Twitter this afternoon and thanked The Big Guy Upstairs for her good, huge fortunate. No, not Ryan Seacrest.

Wrote Kim:

Kim Kardashian Tweet

Considering reports that Kardashian and Kris Humphries pocketed $18 million for the event, we're pretty sure she means capitalism is good.

Meanwhile, E! News has released a handful of photos from the ceremony. People Magazine will dedicate a special issue this week to the nuptials, but visit the E! website for a few images now and check out one shot of Kim as a bride below.

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Emma Stone, Viola Davis and company helped themselves to millions of dollars at the box office this weekend, as The Help - which is garnering significant Oscar buzz - finished atop the pack of new and old releases.

The film took in $20.5 million, outpacing James Franco and his planet full of apes. A look at the top five from a relatively quiet weekend:

  1. The Help: $20.5 million
  2. Rise of the Planet of the Apes: $16.3 million
  3. Spy Kids: All the Time in the World: $12 million
  4. Fright Night: $8.3 million
  5. The Smurfs: $8 million

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Kim Kardashian did not take our advice. She and Kris Humphries did not share their first dance to any of our recommended singles.

Instead, Robin Thicke serenaded the couple to a blend of "Angels" and Let's' Stay Together," according to Ken Baker of E! News, who attended the entire event.

  • Pre-Wedding Day
  • On His Wedding Day

What other key details can we report from the festivities? Learn more about the marriage ceremony HERE, watch E! at 6 p.m. for special coverage and consider the following, vital reception tidbits:

  • Kim changed into two more dresses, both designed by Vera Wang.
  • Multiple members of The New Jersey Nets were in attendance, which actually required permission from the NBA due to that league's lockout.
  • Wolfgang Puck catered a meal that included buffalo mozzarella and heirloom tomato salad; a choice of hand-formed agnolotti with sweet corn mascarpone and summer truffles, or roast chicken with Yukon Gold potato puree, caramelized brussels sprouts and summer truffles. We feel like you need to know these things.
  • Kendall, Kylie, Khloé and Kourtney all eventually changed into matching white tracksuits.
  • Earth, Wind & Fire played "September."
  • Following the cutting of a multi-tier, chocolate and vanilla cake, a deejay took over the music duties and the party lasted until around midnight... when the fire marshal arrived and shut it down because the neighbors complained about noise.

Visit the official E! News website for more information and listen closely: somewhere, Ray J is crying...

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Did you hear that Kim Kardashian got married to Kris Humphries last night? It's true. It was a small ceremony, with just a few friends and very little fuss and.... JUST KIDDING!!!

There were 450 guests. Millions were spent. Millions more were earned by the participants, and we've got all the details below. First, though, we present the CNN report that almost made this ridiculous affair worthwhile. Check out the kid in the background:

As for the ceremony itself, with facts courtesy of E!, which will present live coverage of the wedding tonight? Deep breath...

  • Kim donned a strapless, ivory Vera Wang dress with a long train.
  • She wore Guiseppe Zanotti shoes.
  • Kris Humphries sported a Ermenegildo Zegna tuxedo, with black pants, a white shirt and a white bow tie.
  • Lorraine Schwartz designed the wedding rings.
  • Kim's party, all in ivory, consisted of Khloé Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian , Kylie and Kendal Jenner and Kris' sister, Kaela Humphries.
  • A passage in the program, written by Kim, read: "I so wish my dad could be here today to walk me down the aisle. But I know in a way he is here, and I feel his loving presence all around me. I love and miss you, dad."
  • What does Kim love most about Kris? She told the pastor before the event and it was then relayed to guests: he puts a smile on her face, is the "yin to her yang" and other cliches.
  • Kris loves Kim's compassion and how dedicated she is to family.
  • The ceremony, which included helicopters flying overhead at all times, concluded with a prayer. No truth to the rumor that it started with: Dear Lord, cha-ching! Thank you for creating E!, Twitter and Facebook....

People Magazine paid around $1 million for the rights to the wedding photos, which will be published in this week's edition.

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Chely Wright and Lauren Blitzer are officially wife and wife. The couple got married yesterday at Blitzer's aunt's home in Connecticut.

Chely Wright and Lauren Blitzer Kiss

It May 2010, Wright came out as gay, an admission that resulted in death threats and thoughts of suicide. Just two weeks later, though, the country singer met Blitzer, a GLBT Civil Rights activist, and eventually fell in love.

Both brides wore a white gown for the wedding because, as Wright joked to People, "we like our hair too much!" We wish this pair a long, happy marriage.

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Following six months of dating, three months of an engagement and millions of dollars worth of endorsements, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries got married today in Montecito, California.

The bride wore Vera Wang, celebrity guests included Ryan Seacrest, Linday Lohan and Nicole Richie and... who are we kidding? Details about the event have been available for weeks! Expect many photos, quotes, videos and Tweets about the ceremony/reception to surface online over the coming days.

Then, of course, there will be the four-hour extravaganza on E! in October. In the meantime, we really do wish this couple all the best and we honor them below with a montage of their time together:

  • Kim K. and Kris
  • Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Photo
  • K Kouple
  • Kim Kardashian People Magazine Cover
  • Kris and Kim
  • A Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Pic
  • In Monaco
  • Kouple of Ks
  • Kim and Kris Times Two
  • Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Pic
  • Engagement Party Pic
  • Kris, Kim
  • So Kute!
  • Engagement Night!

How long do you give the marriage?

 

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Dating Michael C. Hall has reportedly found a new girlfriend.

The 40-year old actor, who split from wife/co-star Jennifer Carpenter in December and was then rumored to be dating Julia Stiles, is dating Vanessa Abrue, a source tells Radar Online. She's a 25-year old Showtime employee.

Michael C. Hall Pic

"No one would ever suspect these two were together because she isn't what anyone would expect Michael to be with," the insider says. "They hardly go out together but when they do it's always with a group of people so no one would suspect he's with someone."

Abrue has worked on Weeds in the past, but is now exclusive to Hall's Emmy-winning series. Speaking of which: visit our friends at TV Fanatic for a rundown of Dexter spoilers. Season six premieres on October 2.

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Perhaps Charlie Sheen really is a changed man.

The actor has touched down with ex-wife Brooke Mueller in Mexico, telling TMZ the trip is actually a reward for the troubled mother of his twins because she's been "busting her ass with the boys, and [she's] more sober and healthy than I've ever seen her."

Charlie Sheen Party Poster

Sheen has made it his goal to get Brooke on a proper path, paying for her treatment with a team of doctors he trusts. It's amazing how far these two have come.

It was only February, according to court documents, when Sheen lamented the fact that he didn't kill Muller during their infamous, dangerous fight on Christmas Day 2009. Glad to see they're getting along now!

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