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Can Robert Pattinson make every female on the planet swoon as he films scenes for New Moon?

Yes, he can!

Can Robert Pattinson be at the center of the hottest dating rumor in Hollywood?

Yes, he can!

Can Robert Pattinson pose for a series of gorgeous pictures during a break from attending the most famous film festival in the world?

Yes, he Cannes!

Can The Hollywood Gossip continue to tease said gorgeous pictures by adding to the longest, most unnecessary, pun-laden introduction in our site's history?

Yes, we... okay, sorry. Click on the following shots of Pattinson at the Cannes Film Festival to enlarge these handsome images:

[Photos: Splash News]

A krime has been kommitted against the Kardashians.

According to TMZ, the family's South Florida clothing boutique, Dash, has been defaced, just one day prior to its grand opening.

Reports indicate police are there trying to determine if someone broke in and if the vandals were specifically targeting Kim Kardashian.

In an ironic twist, an episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians last season featured a pretend break-in, which led to Kim and her sisters taking self-defense courses. Might this kriminal be a member of that show's writing staff?

** Update: Kourtney Kardashian blogged the following about the incident:

“All of the graffiti on the wall was gang-related and there were carvings in the glass.  All in all, the damage is pretty bad, but they’re painting over it now!  Luckily nothing was taken from the store…Of course the paparazzi were all over this, and assumed our new Dash store had been the intentional target.

We want to make it clear that no one was targeting the store or Kim, Khloe and myself, specifically. The location of the store has remained a secret since we started filming, so there’s no way whoever graffiti’d the store front knew it was Dash. They were just defacing buildings in the area."

We were wrong. The Jon and Kate Gosselin cheating scandal can get even stranger.

At first, it seemed like rumors of a Deanna Hummel sex tape would be the pinnacle of this story; but then Kate was accused of starting the infidelity merry-go-round by having an affair with bodyguard Steve Neild.

Now, Kevin and Jodi Kreider - Kate ’s brother and sister-in-law - are milking their share of this cash cow coming forward about details of an alleged marriage contract that allows Jon Gosselin to date other women while filming the couple's TLC series Jon & Kate Plus 8.

Yes, a marriage contract.

“All we know is what Jon told us, that Kate came to him with a contract saying he could have girlfriends and that he can do his own thing,” the Kreiders said to Radar. “In exchange, Jon needs to show up for filming. But otherwise he has the freedom, certain days, to do whatever he wants."

The couple then spoke for everyone that follows this relationsip, stating: "This is a train wreck for all to see.”

This photo becomes far less adorable when you consider the possibility that Jon Gosselin has permission to cheat on his wife.

Adam Lambert and Kris Allen take on each other in tonight's American Idol finale.

The day before this monumental showdown, however, the pair of finalists faced the media together. Here's a summary of the responses they gave a series of journalists outside Hollywood's Nokia Theatre...

Kris, on being nervous: “I don’t feel too much pressure right now. We’ve made it. I feel like we’ve accomplished exactly what we wanted to accomplish, and we’re going to go out there and have a good show. It’s going to be a lot of fun.” 

Adam, on comparisons to Kris: “We’re just very different types of artists, and at this point, it’s not about out singing each other. It’s not like a direct competition. It’s about both of us staying really true to what we do.”

FRIENDS & FOES: American Idol comes down to Adam Lambert vs. Kris Allen. Who do you want to win?

Adam, on his theater experience: “This isn’t theater, so I don’t really see how it affects it at all. I’ve had experience on stage performing, but so has Kris... just in different venues. Kris has worked clubs and worked with a band... The thing that’s really cool about this competition is that it’s an equal opportunity situation.”

Kris, on if his Christian background will lead to votes: “I hope that having the Christian vote does not help with anything. I hope it has to do with your talent and the performance that you give and the package that you have, and it’s not about religion and all that kind of stuff.”

The first, official New Moon poster might not be the biggest movie news out of Hollywood today.

In a major spoiler for Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, a photo of Megan Fox in her reprised role of Mikaela Banes has been leaked. We can now confirm the following about the film:

Fox looks hotter than ever in it!

See for yourself:

Of course robots are fighting over the fate of our planet. This is where Megan Fox resides.

Following last night's Dancing with the Stars performance show, Melissa Rycroft isn't clearing off any room on her mantel for a trophy.

Asked by Us Weekly how she felt after her Paso Doble and freestyle routines, the former Bachelor babe said:

"Not confident, just happy. We wanted to get out there and have fun, and backstage we were just relaxed and having fun... This was kind of our last performance, and I felt like there was nothing to lose!"

Should Melissa Rycroft feel more confident about her chances to win? Watch her freestyle performance now and let us know!

No matter the result, Melissa says her dancing days are done. But her pet-possessing days are just beginning!

"I'm going home to Texas, and I'm going to get a puppy!" she said. "[Boyfriend Tye Strickland] said he'd get me a dog if I made it to the finals, and now I've been telling everyone so he has to!"

Hey, Tye, there's a certain President that made a similar promise to his loved ones. Perhaps you should call him for advice.

Poor Jessica Biel.

In the June issue of Allure, the actress complains about her beauty. When asked if being so darn attractive has prevented her from landing dramatic roles, Biel said;

"Yeah, it really is a problem. I have to be blunt."

You also have to be an idiot to whine about good looks in public.

Biel's latest film - Powder Blue, in which she plays a stripper - went straight to DVD, as the actress says she covets the careers of Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman (each of whom, to complete her line of reasoning, Jessica must consider ugly).

"I just want an opportunity. If you don't like the audition, don't hire me!" she says. "But if you don't want to even see me - that's hurtful. And why? You know nothing about me!"

We do know Biel is dating Justin Timberlake. Are you gonna complain next about how difficult it is to focus when a gorgeous man is orally pleasuring you, Jessica?

"I mean, you love who you love! It's not like you meet somebody one day and say, 'OK, I'm not going to put up with his fame!' or 'Yes, I am going to put up with his celebrity,'" she says. "You can’t choose that. It just happens to you."

Sort of like being hot and, evidently, ungrateful for it.

There needs to be a separate wing for Lisa Rinna in the Celebrity Plastic Surgery Hall of Fame. She's the Babe Ruth of tummy tucks, boob jobs and lip implants.

On yesterday's Today Show, the fake actress finally opened up about the latter, explaining why the heck her mouth looks big enough to French kiss every face on Mount Rushmore. At once.

"This is the first time I have told what I have done to my lips. 23 years ago, I had silicone put in my top lip not the bottom lip. [The look] made me who I am. But after years and years, you develop scar tissue," she said.

Which is bigger: Lisa Rinna's lips, or the odds of her ever having a successful acting career?

According to reports, the silicone hardened, causing the the scar tissue to expand. This led to a cortisone injection, which Rinna herself admitted was "gross."

Of course, the recent Playboy centerfold didn't give this interview purely for honesty's sake. She's in full-on publicity mode. Her book “Rinnavation” comes out today.

You've already been treated to numerous shots from the New Moon set.

Now, here's a look at the first official poster for this November's Twilight sequel.

As fans of the book series already know, and as the poster indicates, Jacob Black (played by Taylor Lautner) gets in between Edward (Robert Pattinson) and Bella (Kristen Stewart) in this franchise's second film.

In other New Moon news, Pattinson is really hot!

In still other news, the first clips of the movie will be shown at The MTV Movie Awards on May 31. Will Robert and Kristen show up at the event, hand-in-hand? Sources have romantically linked these stars together!

Melissa Rycroft, Shawn Johnson or Gilles Marini?

Dancing with the Stars fans tuned in to the first part of this week's finale, likely torn over who would be crowned champion. As the most even season in this competition draws to a conclusion, let's take a closer look at each tandem's routines last night...

First, there was the Paso Doble face-off; each couple did the same dance to Pink's "So What."

Johnson did her best French maid impression, as her and Mark Ballas were the cutest of the couples putting on this performance.

Rycroft stumbled a  bit during her part, unfortunately, though Bruno thought she "never looked more beautiful."

Marini and Cheryl Burke, meanwhile, wrapped up the opening numbers with ample amounts of body heat and a perfect score. The scores so far:
Shawn: 28; Melissa: 29; Gilles: 30

Leave a comment. Let us know your favorite final pairing.

Up next, the twosomes were all free to freestyle...

Johnson: There was serious flipping involved in this routine, as Shawn's gymnastic background made her a clear candidate to do a 360 in the air.
But Ballas also followed with a flip, helping the pair pull off a polished, well-choreographed and truly fun final number. Bruno wanted to award them an 11. Stupid rules.
Score: 30.

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