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Scarlett Johansson has been named the new face, and body, of Moet & Chandon.

The champagne maker's latest ad campaign features nothing but the sexy star, as she subtly sells the product via the sheer force of her beauty.

“I am honored to have been chosen as their ambassador and to make history with the brand, as the first celebrity face of champagne,” Johansson said. “Moet and the movies both tell compelling stories and share authentic emotions with the world.”

This is the reaction most men have when they stare at Scarlett Johansson. Click on the pics below to enlarge more images of the actress...

The cawing has come to an end.

Megan Joy, who enjoyed making the sound of a crow on stage, was the latest American Idol finalist to be sent home. She was joined in the bottom three last night by Anoop Desai and Allison Iraheta.

Did America send the right singer home?

Megan seemed resigned to her fate from the outset of this week's results show.

The judges didn't even give Joy a chance to earn their save, as Simon Cowell seemed turned off by her cheerful indifference to her plight.

Perhaps the singer was just ready to go home, though. She cried when talking about her two-year old son.

Click on the pics below to relive Megan's time on American Idol...

In a story less shocking than the inevitable reveal that Britney Spears is NOT dating Chase Benz, Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler have broken up.

Again.

The couple - who divorced in 2004, got back together a few times, broke up some more and then reconciled in September after Barker's near-fatal plane crash - are apart again "after a nasty fight broke out at his house last night and cops were called...[when] Shanna started freaking out and acting irrational," a source told Us Weekly.

No charges were filed.

Reportedly, Barker confronted Moakler about her rumored affair with Gerard Butler, which supposedly took place when he was in the hospital recovering from the aforementioned accident.

Whether or not that story is valid, insiders say Travis "just wants to focus on his music and his children."

Until next week, that is.

Sorry, Beyonce.

But you aren't actually Sasha Fierce, the alter ego after whom you've named your current tour.

During last night's stop in Vancouver, it was apparent you were channeling Cheetara instead, the cartoon character every first-grade male crushed on in the mid 1980s.

Compare Beyonce with the Thundercats vixen below:

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Kim Kardashian krashed and burned during her time on Dancing with the Stars.

But the large-breasted reality TV star is still a fan of the show, often stopping by to hang out with its current cast of contestants.

Kim visited the set earlier this week, writing on her official blog that "Melissa and Tony were so beautiful together but so much fun to watch and Cheryl and Gilles - I really couldn't tell the difference between who was the professional. They are so hot together!"

Kardashian added that she simply had to grab the booty of Lil Kim after the show. Looks like the rapper returned the favor...

Click on the pictures above to enlarge shots of Kim Kardashian and her DWTS kohorts.

Taylor Swift has no regrets.

While the singer/songwriter has come under fire for writing "Forever and Always" about her breakup with Joe Jonas, she tells the new issue of Seventeen that she had no choice.

"Writing songs about people is the only way I know how to do things. I mean, I can’t wish I hadn’t written a song about someone, because if I hadn’t, that song wouldn’t exist. I just don’t find any joy in writing about things I haven’t been through," Swift said.

Will Swift steer clear of personal lyrics in the future? Don't count on it.

"Right now, my favorite thing to write about is love. And breakups. And boys. And feelings."

Melissa Rycroft had a head-shaking experience the other day.

Walking between trailers on the set where both Dancing with the Stars and American Idol tapes, the reality TV star was spotted - and recognized! - by Randy Jackson. He even gave Rycroft a hug.

“Just three months ago I was on the other side,” she says in the latest issue of People. “I am so not a celebrity.”

Sorry, Melissa. Yet another cover featuring your "revenge," a practical replica of an issue from a few weeks ago, begs to differ.

Inside the publication, Rycroft talks about dealing with the heartbreak brought on by Jason Mesnick's public exchange of her for Molly Malaney.

“I go through stages. I will shut down and lock myself in my room. And then I’ll get to the point where I can’t be by myself and I have to be around other people all the time. Otherwise I’ll drive myself nuts crying. I cry it out. Then one day I wake up and go, I’m okay."

Okay and very, very famous.

On last night's American Idol, Allison Iraheta received praise from the judges on her vocal stylings. The panel mostly agreed that she knocked No Doubt's "Don't Speak" out of the park.

When it came to this aspiring rock star's outfit, however, the criticism was as pointed as the praise was effusive.

Randy Jackson said he didn't get the ensemble at all, while Simon Cowell said it looked like something out of The Addams Family.

Take a look at the pink hair, ruffled pink and white dress, black leggings and white shoes for yourself and let us know your thoughts on Iraheta's attire:

Allison Iraheta's outfit is...

Don't worry, Seal. You needn't be jealous of this Russell James fellow.

James is a photographer with the luckiest lens on the planet: it recently captured a series of Heidi Klum nude photos!

The black-and-white pics focus on the German-born beauty frolicking in the sand and surf, nary an article of clothing on her body.

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Steve Wozniak was also sent home this week, but we're guessing readers care more about the Playboy model than the Apple computer founder.

Having come aboard Dancing with the Stars as a last-minute replacement for Jewel, and having suffered a few injuries herself, Holly Madison was eliminated from the competition last night.

Citing the costumes as her favorite part of the show, Madison said the following after her ousting:

"It was a lot physically harder than I thought it was going to be, but it was so much fun and I'm so glad l got a chance to do it."

Dmitry Chaplin and Holly Madison brought the hotness, but not the talent, to season eight of Dancing with the Stars.