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According to readers, Nina Dobrev is not cuter than Kristen Stewart.

We understand. The star of the upcoming CW show, The Vampire Diaries, must earn herself a spot among Hollywood's young elite.

But give Dobrev credit for getting up, dusting herself off from the aforementioned defeat and taking up another battle.

Last week, the actress was spotted out in the same Rebecca Minkoff dress that fellow rising star Michelle Trachtenberg was seen in. Compare the looks below and answer our poll question that follows:

Who looks better in this dress?

Sorry, Hank Baskett.

Your days as the only wide receiver to dominate celebrity gossip headlines has come to an end.

On July 20, for reasons that defy logic and good taste, VH1 will debut The T.O. Show. This reality TV series takes fans behind the scenes of the most self-centered athlete in professional sports, Terrell Owens.

While his ex-teammate seeks a new girlfriend, Owens seeks attention in every conceivable way. For instance, check out the following promotional photo for the show.

In it, T.O. is naked, muscle-bound and contemplating his next outburst against quarterback Trent Edwards...

Will you watch The T.O. Show?

They're both British.

They both appeared in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

And they both have wildly-anticipated films coming out.

However, Daniel Radcliffe says he and Robert Pattinson differ in one significant way: one is far more attractive than the other.

"Rob Pattinson is a sex symbol. Rob Pattinson is a genuine sexy guy. He's got the height," Radcliffe told Us Weekly at this week's NYC premiere of Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince. "If girls like short and nerdy, then I'm a sex symbol!"

Be thankful you aren't a sex symbol, Daniel Radcliffe. Reportedly, the crazies come out for those that are. [Photos: Splash News, Fame Pictures]

Radcliffe added that he hasn't spoken much to Pattinson since the pair co-starred in the aforementioned 2005 Harry Potter movie. As pictured above, though, each was spotted this week in New York City.

"I've said probably three words to him in the last three years and that was before Twilight all kicked off," Radcliffe said. "But I wish him well. Hopefully, I'll see him at some point. He's bound to turn up at one of these [premieres] at some point."

Who do YOU think is sexier?

As a series of Bruno quotes prove, Sacha Baron Cohen isn't afraid to say anything when under the guise of this character.

Similarly, as numerous television appearances and movie premieres over the last few weeks have depicted, Cohen also lacks any and all inhibitions when promoting the film.

Gayer than Adam Lambert and even more fashionably absurd than Lady GaGa, Bruno is a sight to behold wherever he goes.

Compare a few of his more ridiculous outfits (click on each image to enlarge it) below and let us know your favorite:

Which is your favorite outfit on Bruno?

We love Kim Kardashian.

But the the large-breasted socialite is just asking for a bevy of sex tape jokes when she blows bubbles on the red carpet of an event, such as last night's Three-O Vodka Bubble Launch Party.

We'll do our best to refrain from any Ray J references. We won't mention how Kim deposited the paycheck for showing up like her ex-boyfriend deposited his giant unit inside of her on video, or anything like that. We're maturing.

Evidently, last night's shindig opened its doors to anyone with a famous face.

Kim was not only joined on the red carpet by sister Khloe; but by Real Housewives of New Jersey star Danielle Staub.

Staub looks normal in the photos below. You'd have no idea that she's an ex-convict, drug addict and former call girl. No idea at all...

[Photos: Splash News]

In the trailer for Jennifer's Body, Megan Fox is topless and holding a lighter against her tongue.

Both hot images, no doubt.

Each pales in comparison with the poster below, though. On it, the actress fulfills the fantasies of pretty much every man on the planet: she poses like a naughty school girl.

Considering the movie focuses on Fox's character as a possessed killer of high school boys, we should probably emphasis the naughty.

But, be honest, you'd let a demonic Megan Fox into your bedroom if she was dressed like this, wouldn't you?

Jennifer's Body opens on September 18. We'll see you there.

The current season of Weeds has been a major disappointment for one reason:

A lack of Mary-Louise Parker sex scenes.

Sure, the actress was railed from behind by her drug lord of a baby daddy, but forced intercourse isn't very arousing.

Fortunately, the good folks at Esquire feel our pain and have published the sexiest photos of Parker in recorded history. If this is what cooking is all about, why have men stayed out of the kitchen for so long?!?

In the past, Mary-Louis Parker has said that nude photos weren't a big deal. We beg to differ.

Robert Pattinson may have dumped Kristen Stewart for Emile de Ravin, but this controversy hasn't made the British actor any less popular.

New reports from the set of Remember Me place into context just what the star deals with everyday in New York City, a place described by a source as "crazytown," due to Pattinson's presence.

“There are all these girls with a lot of hormones and a lot of time on their hands," an insider told OK! magazine, adding that many leave phone numbers on Robert's trailer, such as one that read: “I think we’re meant to be together. Call me.”

Yikes!

[Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Pattinson tries to deal with these enthusiastic fans as well as he can.

“Rob’s a nice guy — he doesn’t want to disappoint people,” said a security detailer on the set of Remember Me. “He stops to say hello when he can, but he just can’t do it a lot. People bring him gifts, but we can’t take them; we don’t know where they’ve come from.”

Ah. So that's why Pattinson never replied to our muffin basket!

In an attempt to shield their leading man from the cameras, crew members have actually constructed a seven-foot high box, where the actor often retreats between takes. But once the day's filming is complete, there's nowhere to hide.

“I worked on Gossip Girl with guys like Penn Badgely,” said the on-set source. “We’d go out after work and play beer pong. Nobody would bother them. There’s no way Rob can do that. He’d be mobbed.”

Labeling it as the "most touching memorial I have ever been to," Kim Kardashian and her family attended the Michael Jackson public funeral in Los Angeles this week.

On her official blog, Kim gave props to Mariah Carey, Usher and Jennifer Hudson for their touching performances, while adding that one could "literally feel the love" at the Staples Center for the sad event.

We find it a little strange that Kim published these photos on her blog, and even stranger that Khloe appears to be mugging for the camera above. But we'll give the family a pass, considering the emotional occasion.

Like so many others in attendance, Kardashian was overwhelmed by Paris Jackson's speech to her father at the memorial service.

She said everyone at the ceremony "started crying when Michael's daughter spoke on stage. She really wanted to say some words about her father and I think it was very courageous and brave for an 11 year old to speak in front of so many people."

Amen, Kim.

A handful of readers may have already been excited about Bandslam, the music-driven comedy starring Vanessa Hudgens, Aly Michalka and Gaelen Connell that opens on August 14.

But many more should now circle that date on their calendar, as a new preview for the film promises an "exclusive look" at New Moon prior to the featured movie.

Various sources confirm that a new trailer for New Moon will debut in theaters, along with Bandslam, over that mid-August weekend.

In other words: get your fill of Hudgens, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart for the price of one ticket! We understand if you now leave our site to pre-order a few tickets.