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Hugh Hefner can't tell them apart. Will Playboy readers be able to?

Indeed, Karissa and Kristina Shannon are featured in the latest issue of the men's magazine. No shock there.

Somehow, though, the twins are clothed in the two photos that have been released.

Don't worry, fellas: we know where you can see Karissa and Kristina Shannon nude!

In the new issue, Karissa and Kristina sport matching sailor hats and jean shorts, continuing their tradition of dressing alike and doing everything together.

Including Hef, of course.

“We feel as if we’re one. In each other we always have a best friend,” the twins said, failing to mention that in one another, they also have an old, wrinkled penis.

Before Heidi Montag decided to bare her boobs for Playboy, she sought advice from someone that has made a living out of showing off her body.

That's right, Heidi kalled Kim Kardashian.

Shockingly, the socialite that rose to fame via a sex tape gave Montag the following advice:

Go for it!

During a recent meeting of the giant breasts mind, Kim Kardashian told Heidi Montag to pose for Playboy.

"I think that now's the time," Kim told MTV News, adding: "I think it's a very classy magazine. It's artsy. I talked her through the whole process and helped her make up her mind."

Kardashian, of kourse, donned her birthday suit - but kovered herself with a sheet - in November 2007. Expect Montag's pictorial to, sadly, reveal about the same level of nudity.

Sorry, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.

But another Twilight star is featured in today's romance rumor mill.

Adrian Grenier and Ashley Greene were spotted together over the weekend in Santa Barbara, California. Sources say they were quite cozy.

"Once they met, they were inseparable all weekend," a witness told The New York Post. "By Sunday night, they were on the dance floor together."

What do you think of this rumored new couple, readers? Cute? Or REALLY cute?!?

Those that take issue with David Letterman mocking Bristol Palin need to hate the game, not the player.

Late-night talk shows exist for one reason: to make fun of those in the news.

Let's go back to 1995: One of Jay Leno's most famous skits was "The Dancing Itos." It was a comedy sketch that was based around lookalikes of those involved in the O.J. Simpson case, such as Judge Lance Ito.

Yes, Jay Leno made light of a double murder case. Not only was he never taken to task for it, audiences ate it up.

Meanwhile, just a few weeks ago, Conan O'Brien made this joke: "Sarah Palin is going to drop the first puck at the Philadelphia Flyers' hockey game. Then, Palin will spend the rest of the game trying to keep the players out of her daughter's penalty box."

That is FAR more offensive than anything Letterman said, as it uses a pejorative term for "vagina" and it doesn't mention Eliot Spitzer or Alex Rodriguez, the two men that were equally at the forefront of Dave's jabs.

But did Palin utter a word about it? Of course not. O'Brien only aired at 12:30 a.m. at the time. His ratings were puny.

Here's a way to kill a few hours: go search the Internet for jokes made at the expense of Jamie Lynn Spears and Miley Cyrus over the past couple of years on late-night television.

The point is simple: talk show hosts make fun of celebrities.

Bristol Palin is a celebrity; not because her mother ran for a political office, but because her mother approved of her appearance on the cover of People.

Sorry, but the moment Bristol's face appeared on the front of the world's leading tabloid, Gov. Palin could no longer claim that her family's private world was being invaded. She has chosen a public life for herself and her children and must live with it.

This is also why Palin's claim of a double standard does not hold any merit.

In her interview with Matt Lauer, the governor said everyone respects President Obama's pleas to leave his family alone, but the same standard does not hold for her.

This is a laughable comparison.

Sasha and Malia Obama are 7 and 10 years old, respectively. Let us assure any doubters out there: if either of them gets caught with a fake ID, drives drunk or gets pregnant as a teenager, every late-night host will be overflowing with jokes.

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In late February, we may have used one too many exclamation marks in reporting that Megan Fox had broken up with Brian Austin Green.

After all, the couple was spotted together again just a week later.

But now, days after she told Entertainment Weekly that she and Green were figuring out their relationship, Fox appears to have arrived at a conclusion: it's over.

"I'm currently what you would call single I guess," the actress told The Sun.

While it sounds like Fox is still waivering a bit, the photo below says it all. Attention, single men: here are my nipples! Call me!

Oksana Grigorieva isn't just an expert on getting knocked up by a cheating, lying, disingenuous actor.

The Russian also knows irony!

Grigorieva has released the first song off her upcoming album, Beautiful Heartbreak. Its title? "Say My Name."

We've been trying for months, Oksana!

Listen to Oksana Grigorieva's new single at People's official website. Meanwhile, leave any comment bashing this artist and/or her pathetic boyfriend below!

Grigorieva wrote every song on the album, except for this one.

Reportedly, she actually collaborated on the lyrics with Gibson himself, so we can only assume they have a lot to do with pretending to love the Catholic Church, yet living one's life against its most basic tenants.

"It is the first and one of the simplest songs on the album, but also one of the most intimate," said Grigorieva, whose bastard child with the actor is due in late fall. "It is naked, intimate, raw emotion, little more than piano and voice as if it is a cry from the soul."

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That's right, folks, it's time for another edition of Guess the Celebrity!

We've uncovered the middle school yearbook photo of one of the most well-known stars in America. Who could it be? Here are a few hints:

• He was born in 1974.
• He appeared in the movies Knocked Up and Get Smart.
• In 2008, he added the title of Producer to his resume.
• There have been rumors that he's gay.

Do you know who it is? CLICK ON THE PHOTO BELOW TO FIND OUT!

This may be a problem for any future Susan Boyle has as a musician.

The singer is too tired to perform on back-to-back nights, as reports from the Britain's Got Talent tour say the runner-up failed to take the stage this weekend.

The Scottish sensation had given rousing renditions in three shows over two days late last week, but did not take part in the Manchester leg of the national tour on Saturday evening; it's unclear if she'll be well enough for tonight's show in Glasgow.

"She has been advised to rest today. She has done three amazing performances but she is being advised to rest," a source told the UK's Daily Mail. "She is really disappointed because she wants to be out there performing but she has been advised to have this rest. She sends her sincere apologies to her fans for not appearing in Manchester."

Seen here, Susan Boyle thrilled fans with "I Dreamed A Dream" in Birmingham, England on Friday night.

It's was a mere two weeks ago that the 48-year-old checked into a private clinic, suffering from exhaustion. Insiders said she was having trouble adjusting to the recent, immense pressure and public interest that has sprung up around her in such a short period of time.

Get better, SuBo!

They both want you to loosen up their buttons, readers. Will you front?

While Nicole Scherzinger and Melody Thornton are each members of the Pussycat Dolls, they haven't always gotten along so well.

Just last week, Thornton said it was a "huge misconception" that her and the other singers were content to just sit around as Scherzinger worked on a solo album. Meow, indeed!

Now, let's settle this catfight once and for all. Every song the Dolls release is based around sex, so there's only one question that will dictate which artist is truly the group's star:

With which would you prefer to have sexual intercourse?

Okay, maybe she hasn't gone gangsta.

Over the weekend, Taylor Swift performed for the audience that adores her the most: fans in the country music capital of the world, Nashville, Tennessee.

The young beauty rocked out at LP Field for the 2009 Country Musica Awards Music Festival. Aware of her good fortune, Swift told a local newspaper:

“I get tired but I don’t get tired of it. When I was a little kid I remember sitting there thinking how lucky I would be if someday people cared about the words I wrote, and when you spend so much time daydreaming about that, I don’t complain. "

Click on the Taylor Swift pics above for larger images of this wildly popular artist.