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Oh, Tyler Perry's Temptation, where to begin? You were written in a single night, right? On Red Bulls and Adderall? Or during a fever dream with not just a Telenovela, but the worst Telenovela - whatever that would be - playing on double-speed in the background?

Please tell me I’m getting close.

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That Temptation was made is confounding. That it was made by one of the most successful and recognizable filmmakers alive is terrifying.

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From the looks of it, The Host is acted entirely in whispers. I was just waiting for someone in this trailer to yell "What!? I can't hear a word you're saying, speak up!"

Check out the final The Host trailer:

Saoirse Ronan stars in this adaptation of the young adult novel from Stephenie Meyer. Meyer's mindblowingly successful Twilight Saga means that The Host has a lot to live up to.

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Ladies, raise your hand if you would be willing to have your house violently infiltrated by a paramilitary terrorist organization just so that Channing Tatum could come in and save you, and the country, and the world.

Man that's a lot of hands. Jamie Foxx doesn't know how lucky he is.

Check out the first trailer for White House Down:

Yes, the film is in awful lot like Olympus Has Fallen, which is currently in theaters. That's the way Hollywood does things. It's likely that in August, Scott Bakula and Bill Paxton will star in Uh-oh Goes the President Place, with essentially the same plot.

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It's happening. The news cycle is about to lap itself.

The 85th Annual Academy Awards have barely ended, and no good movies have even come out yet this year, but rumors are already circling about who will host next year's ceremony.

The good news: the rumors are about Justin Timberlake!

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According to our friends at Movie Fanatic, Timberlake may host the Oscars next year. While the JT hosting rumor is just that, a rumor, it makes perfect sense.

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I mean, don't get me wrong, I wouldn't want to take on Mandarin myself. But if you tell someone they'll never see you coming, well then, their guard is probably gonna be up pretty high.

It'd be better to say, "You'll see me coming! I'll emerge from behind that Arby's." But then come out of the Long John SIlver's next door and yell "Surprise attack!"

Where were we? Oh yes, the first Iron Man 3 TV spot has debuted. Take a look:

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I'm confused: I thought the end of humanity occurred when Honey Boo Boo got her own show.

But here, the new film World War Z is supposing it will occur once a zombie pandemic spreads across the globe. I guess there's still some humanity left to destroy... who knew.

Watch the new World War Z trailer and see how Brad Pitt deals with the Zombie Apocalypse:

After zombies take over, defeating armies and destroying countries, all hope seems lost. Gerry Lane, played by Pitt, is a U.N. worker charged with traveling the world to try to find a cure for the Zombie pandemic.

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Where's the director? Who the hell is Benedict Cumberbatch playing!? HOW DID InAPPropriate COMEDY GET MADE!?????

These are the big movie questions of the week. Here's a recap of all the week's biggest movie news, trailers, and premieres, via our friends at Movie Fanatic.

Benedict Cumberbatch in Star Trek Into Darkness

The Week's Biggest Trailers:

This week, we had a couple of major trailers drop. On Tuesday we saw the new Despicable Me 2 trailer, starring Steve Carell.

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We still can't say with 100 percent confidence who exactly Benedict Cumberbatch is playing in Star Trek Into Darkness, but we do know that he's terrifying.

And for a guy named Benedict Cumberbatch, that's hard to pull off.

Check him out in the new Star Trek Into Darkness international trailer:

Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto return as Kirk and Spock in the J.J. Abrams sequel.

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The new trailer for the epic animated fantasy movie called, well, Epic, is here!

The film features voice acting from some huge talent: Amanda Seyfried, Aziz Ansari, Beyoncé Knowles, Josh Hutcherson, Christoph Waltz, Jason Sudeikis, Steven Tyler, Pitbull, and Chris O'Dowd. Phew. Out of breath from all that talent.

Watch the new Epic trailer below:

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Steve Jobs is somewhat of a sacred cow. And with every sacred cow, there's gonna be someone making fun of it.

With two dueling Steve Jobs movies in the works - jOBS starring Ashton Kutcher famously being the first one to be released, while the Aaron Sorkin film is still in production - Funny or Die has announced that the comedy website will in fact release the first Steve Jobs biopic. Sneaky.

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The movie, called iSteve, will run about 60-75 minutes and star Justin Long in the title role.

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