Oh, Tyler Perry's Temptation, where to begin? You were written in a single night, right? On Red Bulls and Adderall? Or during a fever dream with not just a Telenovela, but the worst Telenovela - whatever that would be - playing on double-speed in the background?
Please tell me I’m getting close.
That Temptation was made is confounding. That it was made by one of the most successful and recognizable filmmakers alive is terrifying.