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Teaming up with Hilton Hater to bring you the latest celebrity news, Hollywood rumors and gossip since 6/6/06.

Last night on The Bachelor, Jake Pavelka chose Vienna Girardi to be his wife. Or at least fiancee for the next 6-8 weeks 'til the "lightning hot" chemistry wears off.

We're just kidding. Mostly. While his pick shocked and appalled many viewers, Jake is clearly on cloud nine. We wish them the best and hope they beat the odds.

Posted in: The Bachelor

We're not really sure if Audrina Patridge is famous anymore, or whether people want to see pictures of her, but we found these shots from FHM, so here you go!

The generally likable, mostly harmless star of The Hills shows off her enormous boobs and even more disproportional forehead in April's issue of the magazine.

Posted in: Audrina Patridge

Jessica Simpson has been Tweeting like a madman, but up until now, she has not opened up publicly about John Mayer's Playboy comments about her.

"I don't want people to know how I am in bed!" Ms. Sexual Napalm lamented on The Oprah Winfrey Show in an interview scheduled to air Wednesday.

Posted in: Jessica Simpson

Most times when you talk about suits and O.J. Simpson, they're of the legal variety. People suing the knife-wielding maniac for wrongful death and whatnot.

This time, though, the topic is a suit the notorious murderer wore when he was somehow acquitted of murder by a jury jam-packed with idiots back in '95.

Posted in: O.J. Simpson