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Teaming up with Hilton Hater to bring you the latest celebrity news, Hollywood rumors and gossip since 6/6/06.

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After her busty appearance at the People's Choice Awards, a lot of people are asking if Jennifer Aniston's breasts are real, or whether she now has implants. These conspiracy theorists cite, as evidence, the following comparison: 


Apparently, there are a lot of people online who have never seen breasts before (at least without having to hand over your credit card to the bouncer). Please note three things about the supposedly "fake" breasts at right:

  1. Jennifer is wearing a dress that accentuates them, unlike her outfit at left.
  2. Jennifer is bending over slightly, which (believe it or not) can make breasts appear bigger.
  3. In spite of points 1 & 2, they do not look that much larger than the adjacent image, nor do they appear the slightest bit fake.

Come on people. Not only does the photo evidence fall short, but what has Jennifer Aniston ever done to make you think she'd go buy fake breasts? Get serious.

If you want to see someone who's had work done, gaze upon these Ashlee Simpson pictures. And hey, if you want the textbook example of giant boobs that have most likely been surgically enhanced, look no further than Posh Spice, a.k.a. Victoria Beckham. Those things are getting their own ZIP code in L.A., we're told (by liars).

We could also tell you to look at Anna Nicole Smith as an example, but that would be a blatant violation of your civil rights, which protect you from cruel or unusual punishment.

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You know things are bad and getting worse when a celebrity's own stylist walks out - and we're not even talking about the Nicole Richie - Rachel Zoe feud this time.

That's what is happening to the incomparable Britney Spears, who just can't seem to get a grip these days - on her romantic life, motherhood, or her own appearance (Brit, along with fellow commando queen Paris Hilton, topped Mr. Blackwell's annual worst-dressed list).

One For the Scrapbook

According to In Touch Weekly, a former stylist for the pop princess claims that Britney Spears is beyond help, at least when it comes to her looks.

"Don't blame me, okay? I make her up and she just takes everything off and does her own thing," said Britt Bardo, who lists Jennifer Lopez and Kate Hudson as her clients, among others.

Britney's recent fashion disasters have included cavorting around town in a pink bikini beneath a see-through top, painting two out of five nails, and a continuing predilection for leaving the house in no pants.

At least it's not standing in her way of having a good time.

The mother of one-year-old Sean Preston and infant Jayden James seemed to be enjoying herself during a recent boating excursion with a Kevin Federline-esque mystery man with whom she shared several intimate moments.

The man has been identified as 25-year-old Isaac Cohen, an actor and model.

His modeling agent, Brandi Lord, has confirmed the romance to People, with the information that the couple's relationship began "recently... within the last month. He's got a great heart and a good family. He was raised well. He's a gentleman."

Lord insists Isaac Cohen isn't after the singer for her fame adding

"(He) is not a player. (He) is not out to get a name for himself."

A THG source, who claims to have met Isaac Cohen several years ago, says he was a "smart, sensitive guy who just happens to have a fantastic look. He takes care of himself (absent social smoking) and has great friends."

If Isaac is, in fact, a secure person who could be a steady influence on her life, Britney would - as our source says - be very lucky to be dating him.

Hopefully this is true... but let's remember her track record, in no particular order:

Exactly. We refuse to get our hopes up for Mr. Cohen.

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Desperate Housewives star Marcia Cross, who is expecting twins in April, has been put on bed rest by her doctor, her spokeswoman said Wednesday.

"This is a precautionary measure only," publicist Heidi Slan said.

Producers of the hit ABC series, on which Cross plays that uptight biatch Bree Van De Kamp, have decided to move production at the end of this week to the actress' Los Angeles home for two days.

David Hans Schmidt is probably scheming right now about how he can get into the house and start combing around for nude Marcia Cross pictures. Maybe he can show up and pretend he's one of the grips or production assistants.

The show's producers did not write Cross' pregnancy into the show's plot, and the actress will film only two more shows after February 11 since it's becoming too difficult to hide her pregnancy.

Cross and husband Tom Mahoney, a stock broker, married in June 2006 after a two-year courtship. The two announced they were expecting a baby only a few months thereafter.

We love all celebrity babies here at T.H. Gossip, but twins are double the fun. They sure are all the rage these days, huh? First, it was Kim Porter and Diddy. Now it's Marcia Cross. And in another month, Grey's Anatomy star Patrick Dempsey!

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Fruit print, fringes, see-through lace... ever the risk-taker, former OC star Mischa Barton continues to push the envelope, fashion-wise, during a shopping outing in Beverly Hills on Tuesday, where People magazine got this shot of her:

Mischa Barton Bikini Photo

You know what else she pushes? Food. As in, away from her. Look at that body. It's no coincidence that her character on The OC was never seen consuming food. Or that Mischa is friends with Nicole Richie in real life.

Needless to say, give us Rachel Bilson over Barton any day.

Sadly, boyfriend Cisco Adler was not seen with Barton on this excursion. Wonder where he was. If he didn't look like a total deadbeat who crawled out from behind a dumpster (not unlike, say, Isaac Cohen), we'd assume he were at work.

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Poor Tori Spelling.

No really, we get the distinct impression she is hard up for money. First she got b!tch slapped by her mother, Candy, and was practically nixed from her dad's will. Then, before we knew it, she was hawking her pregnancy pics, signing on for an ill-fated reality show, agreeing to write a boring-ass memoir, and holding the mother of all cries for help - a yard sale.

Fake Fight

Anything to raise a little dough for herself and her unborn baby! But nothing is as indicative of the pregnant Tori's sad financial state as this recent shopping outing with husband Dean McDermott. The proof is in the petit larceny...

Come on, guys. We do not condone shoplifting, no matter how desperate you might be. There are government programs to help the destitute. Just ask Isaac Cohen, an actor/model struggling so hard to find work that he's willing to do anything to boost his public profile - even if that means being seen with Britney Spears.

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So to speak. If you thought Isaac Cohen had a stranglehold on the "Random Dudes Linked Romantically to Britney Spears" category, well, you best think again.

Britney, Sean and Jayden

Sir Isaac might be her most recent fling, but according to TMZ, back in 2003, actor Columbus Short was involved with Britney - and while his wife was 7 months pregnant.

Sound like anyone you know?

The choreographer-turned-actor, who is promoting his new film, Stomp the Yard, was recently asked by entertainment reporter Jawn Murray how it feels to have a life that didn't go the way of Kevin Federline.

So to speak.

Noticeably taken aback by the inquiry, Columbus Short replied:

"I believe in my talent ... not to diss Kevin, he's a boy of mine ... I'm grateful in the career decisions that I've made and God directing my path."

Wow. You heard it here first: God hates Britney Spears.

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As we reported yesterday, Britney Spears took to the high seas of the Pacific last weekend with a new mystery man who can only be described as a cross between Kevin Federline and... some dirtbag who owns a sweet boat.

The mother of Sean Preston and Jayden James - who she may not even be able to recall the looks of these days - spent some quality time with a young, well-built sailor.

Such White Trash

The man has been identified by embattled celeb blogger Perez Hilton as Isaac Cohen, a 25-year-old Los Angeles native who is an actor and a model, though the only credits we can find for him are three episodes of Project Runway.

Little is known about Isaac Cohen at this time, including whether he and Britney are an item, or whether he will soon fall off the map (so to speak) like J.R. Rotem.

Speaking of which, wonder what that guy is up to right now.

In any case, Isaac Cohen and Britney Spears seemed to have a blast, engaging in the time-honored activities of punding Coronas, slathering each other in suntan lotion and, of course, chain smoking like fiends. Classy. See below.

As you can see, Brit managed, once again, to leave the house with no pants, and after painting just two of her five fingernails. But who's counting.

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Their short-lived friendship based around clubbing died hard, but at least crotch shot queens Britney Spears and Paris Hilton are back together in spirit and bad fashion.

Termed "style-free and fashion deprived," Britney and Paris tied for the No. 1 spot on Mr. Blackwell's 47th annual "Worst Dressed" list released Tuesday.

Ready to Get ...

"Two peas in an overexposed pod," Blackwell said of the skimpy attire (if that) donned by pop star Britney Spears, who along with her one-time socialite BFF, Paris Hilton, he accurately dubbed one half of the "Screamgirls." 

Some of Blackwell's nastiest words were reserved for Camilla Parker-Bowles, a member of the British royal family, who finished No. 2 on the list.

"The Duchess of Dowdy strikes again," wrote Blackwell. "In feathered hats that were once the rage, she resembles a petrified parakeet from the Jurassic age. A royal wreck."

For nearly five decades, Blackwell, who's no longer an active designer but still an outspoken critic of celebrity fashion, has aimed his poison pen at Hollywood, with young entertainers dominating the list.

At No. 3 was actress Lindsay Lohan, scolded by Blackwell for turning "from adorable to deplorable."

Christina Aguilera was also in Blackwell's fashion hall of shame. He called her a "dazzling singer" but added that she "puts good taste through the wardrobe wringer."

He referred to Mariah Carey (not to be confused with Mary Carey) as "Mariah the fashion pariah," and American Idol judge Paula Abdul as "a fallen fashion idol."

He said actress Sharon Stone resembles "an over-the-hill Cruella DeVille," and Tori Spelling embodies "down and out in Beverly Hills."

Grey's Anatomy star Sandra Oh was faulted for too many beads and bangles.

"She's layered lunacy from head to toe," Blackwell said.

Meryl Streep, who starred alongside Anne Hathaway in the fashion-themed movie, The Devil Wears Prada, came in at No. 10 on the annual dis-list.

"From Streep you could weep," Blackwell said. "Her beauty of a career cannot be denied, but that beast of a wardrobe is pure mother of the bride."

On a kinder note, Blackwell offered his 10 "fabulous fashion independents" - actresses Kate Winslet, Angelina Jolie and Helen Mirren, singers Barbra Streisand and Beyonce, California Rep. Nancy Pelosi, Princess Charlotte of Monaco, model Heidi Klum and actresses Katie Holmes and Marcia Cross.

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Apparently converting to the religious cult Church of Scientology doesn't preclude one from shopping 'til one drops.

According to sources, Katie Holmes' credit card statement reveals that she racked up $200,000 worth of clothes at the Barneys New York store alone in '06.

New Marriage Deal!

She frequently hits up the Beverly Hills location - but until now, no one knew just how frequently. We knew she had expensive taste - who drops $340 on a thong - but this is preposterous.

Holmes, who shopped for shoes there last January, spent $400 on two pairs of jeans in April, and was spotted leaving with five bags' worth of baby clothes for daughter Suri Cruise in November.

Who has the time and money for all that shopping? People married to Tom Cruise. Holmes often asks the store to stay open just for her after closing.

"She walks around with a personal shopper and points at what she wants," the source says. "She orders different colors and a few of each. She's their favorite customer!"

Holmes' publicist denies the special treatment, while a Barneys rep says, "We never have been asked to open a store for Katie Holmes after closing hours."

Sure thing. Next we're going to hear that Suri isn't Asian.

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New year.

New love.

Mandy Moore Picture

New famous girlfriend to help him get more gigs.

That's the story for Adam Goldstein, better known as DJ AM, who's been getting cozy with the lovely Mandy Moore. The two were seen canoodling at the Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf hangout in L.A.

"She had a huge smile on her face. When they left, they put their arms around each other," says a witness.

Are they moving too fast? Are Goldstein's anorexic ex-fiancee, Nicole Richie, and Moore's quirky ex-boyfriend, Zach Braff, absurdly jealous right now?

Probably not. But this was at least the fourth outing in the last week alone for the pair, which ranks as the second weirdest newly-dating twosome of the day behind Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood.

DJ Moore (new nickname?) exchanged numbers in Miami Beach over New Year's weekend, and then met up in L.A. days later for a trip to Moore's recording studio (where she played tracks from her next CD).

And what about Moore's other ex, Wilmer Valderrama, with whom she hung out during her New Year's trip?

"Even though she was with Wilmer in Miami, she and DJ AM made plans," says a source close to Goldstein. "They are seeing where it goes."

Goldstein's rep had no comment. Moore's rep doesn't comment on her personal life. Both reps are hereby welcome to eat it.

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