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Here's what we've all been waiting to see!

Another Jayden James Federline picture!

Usual Britney

Well, sort of. They're a tad grainy.

But we take our hats off to x17online.com just the same. These celebrity gossip gods captured Britney Spears at a Hollywood studio, choreographing her team of dancers and getting into the swing of things herself.

Best of all, x17 spotted Brit with her two little tykes along with her, and if you look closely, you can see little Jayden James with the assistant in the back. Surprisingly (well, not really) he looks like his older brother, Sean Preston.

Then again, so does just about anyone at that resolution:

Hopefully, more terrific Jayden James pictures like this are still to come.

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Well, not exactly. Although he is in this picture, we think, Jayden James Federline appears to be stuffed into a crate. Now that's great parenting.

Britney Spears and her brood are seen here getting off a private jet at Van Nuys airport yesterday, upon returning from her aunt's funeral, which Brit attended in her native Louisiana. No Isaac Cohen though. Here's the pic:

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Spears quickly loaded up little Jayden James and his older brother Sean Preston Federline and headed straight to a rehearsal studio in Burbank. While this is not quite the manner in which we envisioned the first Jayden James pictures, it'll have to do for now.

Just hope the poor thing can breathe in there. Gotta poke holes in the box, B.

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It is time, once again, for celebrity look-alikes at The Hollywood Gossip. Yesterday we brought you the fabulous Kristin Cavallari and a couple of other young blondes she resembles. Today, it's time for another Laguna Beach alum to be featured in all his greasiness.

Behold, Irish actor and ladykiller Colin Farrell and Reality TV "star" Jason Wahler - who while first becoming known to us on Laguna Beach, later resurfaced on The Hills, the Laguna spin-off featuring Lauren Conrad. She dumped his ass eventually.

Douchenozzle

Funny thing is, these two is that they may have more than looks and a penchant for getting arrested in common. TMZ reports that Wahler rolled to Hyde last night. Who else was there? Playboy centerfold Nicole Narain - co-star of the Colin Farrell sex tape (not to be confused with the woman allegedly stalking him)!

Okay, so that's a bit of a stretch. But come on. Jason Wahler got into Hyde! That's funny in and of itself. Speaking of sex tapes, wonder what Kim Kardashian is up to right now.

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Rolling Stone recently held a contest for wannabe journalists where they offered contestants the chance to ask 10 questions to their favorite musician. Somehow, people picked John Mayer to answer said questions.

In responding to inquiries from the latest "I'm from Rolling Stone" contest winner, 22-year-old Andrew Miller, the dude who loves his porn and wears bear costumes and is hanging out with Jessica Simpson for only two reasons (no matter what he tells you) didn't say much of anything interesting.

John, Jen

In fact, we have no idea why we're even writing about it. At The Hollywood Gossip, it's been a slow day (not that you couldn't figure that out strictly from the Maui Fever article). Anyway, here are a few excerpts from the interview:

Q: So, now the squeaky clean guy who once penned the lyric "bubble-gum tongue" is a weed enthusiast?

John Mayer: Not anymore. How can I explain this succinctly? Sometimes you have to experiment with an updated design for yourself before you realize the original design never stopped working for you. Rolling Stone is like your older brother's cool friend, and you'll be surprised what you'll do to get Keith with the Camaro to like you.

Q: Ever purchase a Jessica Simpson album?

John Mayer: I listen to most new music released every week.

Q: You turn 30 in October. What will be the worst part about seeing your 20's go away?

John Mayer: There are lots of very invasive tests that doctors like to administer to men in their thirties. These tests usually result in a ride home with the radio off and very little blinking.

THG NOTE: Is there actually someone out there who cares what John Mayer thinks about aging? Or thinks that John Mayer is the slightest bit funny? Why wouldn't you ask him something interesting, like what Jennifer Love Hewitt's favorite position is? Rolling Stone - all respect gone.

Actually, we do have to give Mayer a little credit for his proposed solution to the ongoing Grey's Anatomy feud. But it pains us to do so.

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After reportedly spending a day working in a dance studio, Britney Spears stopped in to a convenience store in Studio City, Calif., Thursday for an energy boost (below, left). 

The Circus

Hopefully, that "boost" was just Red Bull, but didn't include any vodka. Otherwise, our girl Britney could be in for another random display of exhibitionism (leading to some tremendous nude pictures), or another sudden bout of "tiredness" akin to her New Year's debacle.

Recently, the singer has been more play than business - as we're sure you know. So much so that she's come under fire from Kevin Federline (really) for not being around their kids, Sean Preston and Jayden James, enough.

Instead, she's been hitting the club scene with new guy Isaac Cohen (above, right) or whom she recently bought some sexy lingerie. Despite rumors that they broke up, the couple appears to be going strong.

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Such when you thought the younger, more robotic half of TomKat was getting ready to pull the most blatant "I'm a slut looking for attention" move in the book, she goes and throws the paparazzi for a loop!

Wearing a full length dress, not a miniskirt, she somehow still managed to nearly show us everything underneath while stepping out of the car in this pic, but there was no crotch shot to be seen, no channeling of her inner Britney Spears to be displayed.

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There wasn't even a thong. Guess not every celebrity thinks they have to be a commando queen in order to stay in the spotlight. Or make a sex tape featuring themselves.

As you can see, Katie Holmes is sporting some seriously supportive, full-coverage underwear in this pic. So weak. She can do better than this. Come on girl. Can't you at least take a cue from Victoria Beckham and show off a little skin?

Then again, we're not sure we want to see that alien-producing Asian baby factory either. Much as we love Suri Cruise, it's just kind of lost its appeal at this point.

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Stop the presses. And lock your doors.

Michael J. Walks

Michael Jackson is back in the United States of America, and no one seems to know exactly where. Perhaps even Michael himself.

Yes, the one-time King of Pop could be right around the corner from you. But most likely he's not. You would probably have noticed the hordes of people shrieking in abject terror by now.

You never know, though, and Jackson refused to reveal his whereabouts in a call with the Associated Press yesterday, except to say that he's back in the U.S. Come on, America. Pick it up. Can't we keep people like Jackson and Anna Nicole Smith out after they leave voluntarily?

For security reasons, said Wacko Jacko's representative, he wouldn't say where in the land of the free he is. But we're guessing it's probably not his freak-show ranch.

Recently, the regularly indicted, never convicted child molester has been spotted in Georgia (for James Brown's funeral) Las Vegas (to spend lots of money he thinks he has) and other locations. In March, Jackson is going to Japan, where humans will for some reason pay $3,300 apiece just to shake his hand.

Do they not know where that diseased, gloved hand has been? At the very least, it's been all over his crazy ex-wife - and heaven only knows where else.

Even more bizarrely, during the call, a reporter was allowed only one question to Jackson, which was, "How are you?"

Jackson's response: "I'm fine, thank you."

Wow. What a riveting exchange. Let's give this journalist a Pulitzer. While we're at it, let's give Brooke Hogan a Grammy and annoint Britney Spears mother of the year.

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Simon Cowell has never been one to keep things to himself, but when his fellow American Idol judge, Paula Abdul, gets rambling, the surly Brit can't get a word in edgewise. Hence, he's relegated to wishing the ex-Laker girl would just shut the g*d damn hell up.

And wishing he could have a drink about now....

Karen Rodriguez, Naima Adedapo and Haley Reinhart

The fact that the show's poor, innocent contestants have to see and listen to Paula Abdul drunk is bad enough. But for Simon and fellow judge Randy Jackson, who have to sit next to her and put up with such nonsense night in and night out, the seemingly unending American Idol auditions must be hell.

We hope young beauties with substance abuse problems such as Tara Conner and Lindsay Lohan are watching this display. Lay off the booze, gals, or you might end up like this train wreck in about 10 years.

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The Hollywood Gossip is renowned for breaking new ground, for defining its own boundaries. If we want to expand our Celebrity Look-Alikes to include three people at once, we're not afraid to pull the trigger!

Here are three blonde cuties you have probably heard of, and who are a combined 62 years old. In other words, old enough to make you feel dirty looking at this... though Hayden Panettiere (who does not appear here) is only 17. Think about that.

Looking Lost

Anyway, from left to right, here are aspiring actress and Laguna Beach alumna Kristin Cavallari, former American Idol finalist Kellie Pickler, and High School star Ashley Tisdale. That's the reality show, not your actual high school. Sorry, guys.

Chances are, you'll be hearing more from these three in coming years.

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While her husband, Keith Urban, may be a walking train wreck, Nicole Kidman was involved in an actual car wreck set of her latest film, The Invasion, in L.A. last night.

Nicole Kidman, who was shaken up but not seriously injured, was taken to Cedars Sinai Medical Center in an SUV, and was released within two hours.

Nicole Kidman is Spanish Gold

Sources say that Kidman's 11-year-old son, Connor Cruise, and 14-year-old daughter, Isabella Cruise, visited the set earlier in the day. They were not present at the time of the accident.

At the time of the incident, the former wife of Tom Cruise was filming a scene in which she's driving a Jaguar, trying to escape some zombie-like characters hanging off the hood.

No word on whether Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham are playing said characters.

The vehicle was being towed by a rig in order to give the appearance that the actress was really driving. At around midnight, the driver operating the rig skidded while taking a corner at roughly 45 mph, causing Kidman's car to hit a pole and knock over a garbage can.

This story isn't quite as tragic as when Brandy got into a car crash and killed someone. Or as funny as when Nicole Richie got high on weed and Vicodin and drove the wrong way on the freeway. But hell, it's a slow day.

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