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Whatever else they had to be grateful for this Thanksgiving, Paris Hilton and Britney Spears certainly seemed glad to have each other around.

Britney Spears' breasts hung out in Los Angeles almost every night over the holiday week, and the singer herself hung out with her new BFF, Paris, even during the day. The pair went shopping in Malibu together with Spears' son, Sean Preston, in tow on Saturday evening.

Britney Having a Blast

They kicked off the girl-time marathon Tuesday, when Spears went to a hot party Hilton hosted at her West Hollywood home. The following night, they were spotted at Teddy's in matching leopard-print outfits (below). The slew of Britney Spears pictures since the divorce announcement sure are something else.

THG NOTE: Spears' estranged, deadbeat husband, Kevin Federline, was hosting an album party / sausage-fest across town at Republic the same night.

Friday, Hilton left her sister, Nicky Hilton, and friends at the nightclub Les Deux to pick up Britney. The pair stopped at Hyde before eventually heading back to Les Deux before close.

Finally, on Saturday, after their shopping trip with Sean Preston, the duo were back at Hyde partying with the crazy (and possibly Satanic) Olsen twins.

THG NOTE: No word on whether Stavros Niarchos was in attendance.

There's little question about who wears the pants in this relationship. Britney. At least literally. Paris' pants come off faster than Michael Richards fires off hate-filled rants. But in the figurative sense, anyway, Paris is acting like Brit's protector.

"Paris was acting like Britney's boyfriend," says a source who saw them at Hyde. "She opened doors for her, held her hand, and even had her arm around Britney's lower back. Britney happily accepted Paris' friendly gestures."

Yikes. While there is apparently no Britney Spears sex tape in existance right now, Brit had better watch out, because the longer she hangs out with this worthless (but fun-loving) tramp, the greater the chances become of one materializing. We're certain that David Hans Schmidt has operatives monitoring the gruesome twosome closely.

Spears filed for divorce from Federline earlier on November 7 after two years of marriage. Britney and Paris have not yet made their wedding plans public.

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Michael Richards and Mel Gibson, who, when combined, apparently despise Jews and blacks and gays, can at least take solace in the fact that they haven't killed anybody.

Unlike the crazy motherf*%ker below.

O.J. Simpson Mug Shot III

It appears that O.J. Simpson, whose upcoming, "hypothetical" tell-all book was pulled by Fox, may have had an accomplice in the murders that a jury said he didn't commit: Prozac.

Mike Gilbert, a sports agent and longtime pal of Simpson, says the Juice was high as a kite on not one, but two prescriptions of the mood-altering drug at the time of the 1994 killings.

"O.J. is very much out of his mind... [which] was complicated by the Prozac," says Gilbert, who adds that Simpson continued wolfing down the drug to help him withstand the pressure as cops put the heat on him.

He believes Simpson's altered state from the Prozac allowed him to commit murder and avoid cracking. Over the years, the drug has been blamed for sparking violent and psychotic behavior. In the wake of Simpson's attempt to cash in with a book, If I Did It, and TV special, Gilbert (like the rest of us) is sickened:

"I can't forgive him for the way he has conducted himself since [the murders]. He's the kind of guy who, were he on the Titanic, would have taken two life preservers for himself and watched his kids drown."

He probably would. Feel free to take about 25 bottles of Prozac, Juice. Today. Surely Pete Doherty can set you up with his dealer.

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John Mayer may be a big turkey, but he didn't dine on any with Jessica Simpson last week.

THG NOTE: That may well have been the worst intro in history, but that doesn't make it untrue.

J-Simps

Despite reports to the contrary, The Hollywood Gossip has learned that the loser singer ended up spending Thanksgiving in the Big Apple, and rumors of his holiday vacation with Jessica Simpson were just that. Rumors.

As you know (especially if you're Lindsay Lohan), Rumers follow everywhere you go. In the case of Jessica and John, speculation was sparked when the two were spotted together at LAX on their way out of town.

Mayer and Simpson have recently grabbed the spotlight again after they were spotted on a date together in Malibu, California, on November 12. But that didn't lead to holiday plans. Mayer's rep laughed off the idea that the singer was making plans to go to Texas for Turkey Day.

"A press release was issued several weeks ago stating that after the American Music Awards on Tuesday, November 21, John would be flying to New York for his third consecutive Thanksgiving performance on The Late Show with David Letterman."

"This has become one of Mayer's favorite new holiday traditions. He has been on the phone with Paul [Shaffer]. Collaborating on the arrangement since he was in Japan several weeks ago on tour with Sheryl Crow and will be performing a song from his platinum-selling album Continuum that he has not performed on any other TV appearance to date. Mayer will then spend Thanksgiving with his family in Connecticut following the appearance."

Thanks for the clarification, John Mayer rep. Your job must eat it. Anyway, we hope the "musician" had a nice time last week. In other news, here are some celebrities who, like Mayer and Simpson, DID NOT spend Thanksgiving together:

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With all that's been going on in her life lately, we have to say that the incomparable Britney Spears is taking things in stride and doing a heck of a good job keeping a positive attitude. Then again, the prospect of no longer being married to a total ass clown has to be a good feeling, even if her impending divorce is a bit of a stressful headache.

At Tuesday's American Music Awards, Britney presented Mary J. Blige with an award for favorite female soul/R&B artist... right after host Jimmy Kimmel trashed Kevin Federline in a comedy sketch. Everyone had a nice time. Except for Jayden James, who has no idea where he is right now and who just wants to sleep. He's just a baby!

Bang a Gong, Get it On

As for the hand gesture made by Britney in this picture, we have no idea what that is supposed to signify. But of course, we have some theories:

  • "This is how many sex tapes Kevin and I made that y'all are gonna see real soon as soon as I sell 'em to David Hans Schmidt."
  • "Kevin has sold this many copies of his debut album so far."
  • "I ate this many bags of pork rinds before coming out here."
  • "This is how long Kevin lasts. No joke. Someone find me a real man!"
  • She's waving to the crowd.

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Paris Hilton's pussy has gone through some rough times of late. The poor, furry thing had to endure a brutal photo shoot! But at least Tinkerbell, the tiny puppy owned by Paris Hilton, is getting nothing but love from the notorious heiress. On the eve of Thanksgiving, it's nice to know what Paris is willing to get on her knees (sorry) and express thanks for.

 

Scuba Diving

Oh, yes, and she's also thankful for the opportunity to get up close and personal with her favorite person. No, not Harry Morton. Or Nicole Richie. Both good guesses, but in the image above, she's paying tribute to a huge and unflattering portrait of herself. What a hoe.

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We've already talked about the memorable Tori Spelling spoof of Clay Aiken and Kelly Ripa, and the awesome outfit rocked by sexy, newly-single supermom-of-two Britney Spears. But we're not nearly done with our American Music Awards news yet, thanks to the uber-gossip hounds at TMZ.

These guys have all the gossip, starting with Jamie Foxx, the Oscar winner and rapper, who flew solo to the soiree. It didn't take long to write down the digits of an unknown brunette (pictured). What a pimp!

Kristin After Rehearsal

Lil' Kim also hit the scene last night, dressed to kill in a revealing leopard print shirt of some kind. Photgraphers went wild trying to capture the rapper's rare public appearance, one of the few since her release from prison.

Kristin Cavallari ran into the club with her reported new beau, Nick Zano. Guess she is not really dating that ass bag Jason Wahler. Meanwhile, Nick Cannon took off with girlfriend Kim Kardashian. Slugger Jose Canseco of steroids fame was spotted with a blonde in animal print.

Also on the town were Nicole Richie, Snoop Dogg, teen starlet JoJo, and Nelly Furtado -- who was sporting some rather unfortunate bangs.

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Kevin Federline is denying reports that he is trying to extort money from estranged wife Britney Spears by releasing a video of him making filthy, endless, white-trash love to her.

"There is not a sex video of Kevin and Britney in existence," Federline's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, says in a statement issued Tuesday.

Straddle

"It goes without saying that stories of Kevin trying to sell a sex video are patently false and anyone who reports they have information of such attempts is either lying or reporting the lie of someone else."

On November 12, the News of the World reported that Federline, who is seeking spousal support and custody of his two sons with Britney, Sean Preston and Jayden James, was trying to sell the alleged tape and had already been offered nearly $50 million.

Numerous sources also reported that David Hans Schmidt, the legendary celebrity sex tape distributor, was in contact with the alleged seller. It sure has been a crazy two weeks since Britney Spears filed for divorce from K-Fed back on November 7, officially pulling the plug after two years of crappy marriage.

The statement from Federline's attorney continues:

"It would be impossible to comment upon and correct all of the other misinformation about Kevin that appears on a daily basis and consequently no attempt has been made, or will be made, to do so. I hope that the public and media will keep this in mind before assuming accuracy of facts from Kevin's silence."

You got it, Mark Vincent Kaplan. We will stick to the facts from now on, at your request. Here are a couple of things we know for sure:

  1. There is no Britney Spears sex tape.
  2. Kevin Federline is the biggest loser alive.
  3. But less offensive than Michael Richards.

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You loved the use of their current and former talk shows in that headline. Admit it. Here at THG, we do more than report on Lindsay Lohan car crashes. We like to keep it interesting and diverse, which leads us to the (hot) image below:

Kate Upton on Ellen

In an unexpected showdown of sexy talk-show gods (and goddesses), Matt Lauer and Meredith Vieira go head-to-head, holding huge portraits of themselves in suggestive beach poses. Ellen DeGeneres is also in this picture, but not holding a similar shot of herself. Which is okay. She looks a little too much like Owen Wilson for our taste.

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If the recent Michael Richards saga has taught us anything... it's that Mel Gibson is probably the happiest person on earth right now.

Well, that's not true. Even Mel would probably be appalled at Richards' racist tirade from the other night at the Laugh Factory comedy club. But perhaps a small part of Gibson was pulling for something like this... just so he could shed the label of Biggest Bigot in Hollywood.

Poor Insane Mel

And perhaps a small part of the former Seinfeld star, who showed off a disturbing inner hatred, was inspired by Mel's antics earlier this summer, when the Passion of the Christ director was pulled over for speeding and launched into a shockingly memorable drunken, anti-Semetic rant at the Malibu police station.

Now maybe Kramer will send flowers to "Sugar Tits," the female cop that Gibson accosted on that fateful night, as well, Of course, she was not the only person who needed an apology after Gibson's behavior. And Richards owes the tens of millions of African-Americans in the U.S. a lot more than a bouquet and some random remarks to David Letterman.

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The Britney Spears sex tape, or alleged Britney Spears sex tape, as we keep calling it, for lack of proof that it even exists, continues to fuel intense, filthy, lewd speculation.

The UK tabloid News of the World reported that Kevin Federline is shopping a four-hour sex tape featuring himself naked and "enjoying an uninhibited range of lovemaking" to his now-estranged wife, Britney Spears.

Still Shackled

The paper cites a source close to Federline saying, "They did nothing all day but have sex - and play the odd game of chess."

Huh? K-Fed plays chess? We figured him for the checkers type, if you know what we're saying. We're saying he's a stupid f*%k and not smart enough to play chess.

Neither Britney or Kevin has confirmed the tape exists, but notorious porn broker David Hans Schmidt, who has said he is willing to pay up to $100 million for the tape if it is authentic, tells Us Weekly that he has been in contact with the alleged video's seller and plans to meet him in person today.

Although the seller spoke to Schmidt from a phone with a scrambled number, the man known heretofore as the Celebrity Sex Tape God says that the seller "dropped all the right names that made me believe he had the tape."

At the same time, TMZ reports that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline will get back together - just one more time, to assure the public they never made any sex tapes. Unlike Dustin Diamond. He made one. In which he gave some chick the Dirty Sanchez. Yuck. Please keep that Screech sex tape away from us, David Hans Schmidt.

A statement will be issued by Britney and K-Fed soon, the celebrity sleuths report.

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