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Pete Doherty, the bad-boy rocker and rumoured fiancée / dry-humping partner of supermodel Kate Moss, has officially tied the knot... with trendy British clothing label Gio-Goi.

The agreement, announced on Saturday, means Doherty will be designing a wide range of the retailer's clothes. Which is great, because everyone wants to look just like Pete Doherty. Right? Obviously.

The 27-year-old Babyshambles frontman, who is struggling to overcome his drug addiction and who has been in trouble with the law, will wear the brand's designs at a gig in a secret London location before Christmas.

Gio-Goi, which dresses members of the music industry such as The Streets, Arctic Monkeys or the Paddingtons, in a statement called Doherty the inspiration behind its rock ‘n roll spring/summer 2007 collection.

The announcement also comes right after Kate Moss landed herself a deal to design a collection for high street fashion chain Topshop. So both halves of PeteMoss are apparently in the design biz now. Super.

"Peter looks fantastic as a model. We are very excited... we look forward to having Pete's influence as a rock icon in the design process," Gio-Goi co-founder Anthony Donnelly, who may have been smoking crack with Lindsay Lohan at the time he made the absurd decision to sign Doherty, told Reuters.

This really is great news. You know who else should become a fashion designer? Travis Barker. That guy has such a great sense of style.

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The bizarre Anna Nicole Smith apparently worries that her dead son is trapped in the afterworld -- because he has no one to turn to.

The former model (seen below with little Danielynn Hope Marshall Stern), worries her late son, Daniel, was too young when her former husband, J. Howard Marshall, who died in 1995. As a result, Smith thinks Daniel won't be able to make contact with the oil tycoon in the afterlife.

Playboy Bunny

"I'm afraid that he's stuck," Smith said of her dead son. "I'm afraid he has nowhere to go. I don't have anybody that's dead that he can go to. He was very small (when Marshall died) and I'm just scared that he doesn't know anybody and he's afraid."

THG NOTE: We tried to reach Larry Birkhead, but he's in Disneyland. Aside from that, we have deemed it unworthy of our time to ridicule Anna Nicole Smith in this instance, as her comments have effectively taken care of that for us.

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'Sup, bitches! America's Most Hated, a.k.a. Kevin Federline, made his loser presence felt once again last night on WWE's Cyber Sunday. Pro wrestling's new favorite foil stole the show during the pay-per-view event, screwing over his arch-nemesis, John Cena, much to the chagrin of the angry live audience and millions of TV viewers.

Below is a picture of the father of young Jayden James Federline standing over Cena and taunting his dejected adversary mercilessly.

Not a Fan of Salads

What does K-Fed have in store for the wrestling world next? We'll find out tonight. Our WWE sources have learned that K-Fed will be on Monday Night Raw to explain his motives personally -- and hopefully get his punk ass whomped.

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We certainly can't blame this poor feline. Paris Hilton is that nasty -- and we've certainly seen animals, such as this poor, pathetic pug, try to escape the clutches of the horrible heiress.

With the possible exception of ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos, and perhaps the legendary porn distributor David Hans Schmidt, no living thing would possibly want to be this close to the overused human condom herself. But alas, cute, innocent and defenseless animals don't always have a say in the matter.

Paris and Doug Kissing

This adorable kitten cannot speak. It can merely meow in resignation and wish it had the good fortune of being slaughtered to make one of Beyonce's fur coats or something. Anything would be better than this ordeal.

NOTE: The Pussycat Dolls were not available for comment.

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If you thought the Scientology way of giving birth (no speaking!), you won't believe what those freaks do at weddings.

MSNBC is reporting that the wedding of TomKat is going to be conducted in the traditional style of the Scientology CULT "religion," with the groom addressed as the "Man" and the bride addressed as the "girl."

The Cruises

The name of the "girl" will not even be spoken, and she is only referred to as "girl" or "you" by the handler. Er, minister. Tom Cruise's name will be declared to all who attend, of course.

If the Cruise-Holmes wedding really turns out to be a Scientology ceremony -- as has been widely reported -- any feminists in attendance might be a tad miffed, to say the least. Even a cute, little, irate Suri Cruise might get up and leave!

So would Stephen Baldwin, no doubt, if he were invited. Which we are going to go out on a limb and guess that he's not.

The vows for a Scientology wedding are more than a tad strange. Quoting from the book "The Background Ministry, Ceremonies & Sermons of the Scientology Religion," MSNBC reports that the minister asks a bride:

And do you take
His fortune
At its prime and ebb
And seek
With him best fortune
For us all?
Do you?"

The minister then tells the groom:

Now, (Tom Cruise),
girls need clothes
And food and
Tender happiness and frills
A pan, a comb, perhaps a cat
All caprice if you will
But still
They need them.
Do you then
Do you?

Do you, well, do you, do you? Huh? Eh? Eh? Answer! Good God. The staff at T.H. Gossip feels that Katie Holmes should take whatever dignity she has left and bolt for the door with Suri in tow. This Scientology crap is not only demeaning, it's just plain strange. Run for it -- girl!

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The amazing Kevin Federline may have gotten his beat a$$ whomped on Monday Night Raw, but that didn't stop a couple of WWE favorites from coming out to support the aspiring rapper and actor at his recent CD release party.

Below, you'll see Mr. Britney Spears in all his glory along with Melina and Johnny Nitro. K-Fed's arch-rival, John Cena, apparently couldn't make it. Shame. In any event, it's good to see everyone having a good time in honor of this awful album's release.


And yes, that is the skanky Paris Hilton with the aforementioned wrestling stars in the second pic. Who the hell let her out of her cage? Pity the WWE. Pity it indeed. Hopefully she got hit over the head with a chair after this photo was snapped.



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Super-slim Simple Life star Nicole Richie allegedly checked into the Beau Monde treatment center last Thursday to seek help to gain weight, but checked out 72 hours later, insisting she needed some retail therapy.

Seriously. We couldn't make this stuff up, hard as it is to believe. Then again, when Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker spar through divorce parties and MySpace rants, everything seems normal by comparison.

Cute Celebrity Baby-Mom Duo

Anyway, regarding Richie, a source is quoted by Star magazine as saying:

"Nicole is in complete denial and oblivious to how sick she is. She said she wanted to go shopping. The center's staff begged her to stay but she wouldn't listen and left."

The 25-year-old, adopted daughter of singer Lionel Richie denies she has one or more eating disorders and insisted she entered the $80,000-a-month centre in Newport Beach to undergo tests to find out why she couldn't put on weight.

Maybe she got ahold of the same Nicole Richie pictures we've been looking at in recent weeks. A spokeswoman said last Thursday:

"Nicole has decided to undergo diagnostic treatment to determine why she's not been putting on any weight."

"She is working with a team of doctors and specialists whose focus is nutrition. It is important to Nicole that she achieves this goal in a healthy way as this is not a treatment for an eating disorder."

Regardless of what she has, Nicole Richie looks pretty damn rough. Though perhaps not as much so as Anna Nicole Smith. You be the judge.

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Deadbeat dad and former R&B hit-maker Bobby Brown has reportedly done it again. No, he hasn't released a hit single. What is this, 1992?

Brown, pictured here in his formative years, has allegedly impregnated girlfriend Karrine Steffans. Again. After telling her he got a vasectomy.

Terrell Owens, Bobby Brown

The bad boy moved in with the home-wrecking video vixen-turned-author after his wife, Whitney Houston, filed for divorce earlier this year.

Now the child support-dodging, woman-beating assclown is about to become a dad again. That certainly didn't take long.

According to the National Enquirer, Steffans, 28, is expecting Brown's fifth child.

A source tells the publication:

"When Karrine found out she was pregnant she was so angry because Bobby had told her he couldn't have more kids."

Well, there goes that theory. This guy is clearly setting the bar pretty high for Kevin Federline, though the aspiring rapper still has many more fertile years in him.

Lovers Steffans and Brown are reportedly making plans for a reality TV show focusing on their romance. While that show will clearly eat it, it sounds a lot more interesting than Tori Spelling's new show. Buying a B&B? Come on.

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T.H. Gossip knows a thing about fantasies. We wish we had the riches, fame, good looks and character of Mr. Brad Pitt, who not only wows us on the big screen, but pushes for social change in real life. He's inspiring. And on a simpler level, we wish we could see more Kristin Cavallari pictures. She's pretty.

Never have our fantasies involved either of the ladies below, however, with the exception of wishing they might disappear. To the Bahamas. Or another planet. Forever. In any case, T.H. Gossip asks you, fans, who would you rather wake up next to in bed tomorrow morning?

Everybody Together: Awww!

Hmm. It's a really tough call. Would it be an anemic Nicole Richie, withering away to nothing before your eyes, and unable to utter the simple words "feed me" for lack of energy? Or would you choose the gold-digging waste that is Anna Nicole Smith, and her HUGE BREASTS that may soon be give their own ZIP codes?

Tough. Very tough. We know. Feel free to take a cue from Richie -- or this Lindsay Lohan jack-o-lantern -- and vomit. Hard!

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No, we're not talking about the famous anatomy textbook. Nor are we talking about the hit TV series Grey's Anatomy. We're merely trying to make a play on words involving the gray sweaters worn by the three lovely ladies below. Okay? Everybody clear on that? Nice.

The Battle For Heidi

Today's fashion tip of the day is that neutral tunic-style dresses are the perfect transitional piece for fall, allowing stars like (left to right) Bridget Moynahan, Sandra Bullock and The Hills' Heidi Montag to stay cozy and cool all at once.

As for Heidi's BFF, former Laguna Beach and current Hills star Lauren Conrad, the only thing she's wearing these days is Brody Jenner. Oh. Snap.

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