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Teaming up with Hilton Hater to bring you the latest celebrity news, Hollywood rumors and gossip since 6/6/06.

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Apparently, the naked truth hurts. Literally.

Mischa Barton has parted ways with her loser boyfriend, Cisco Adler, after nude pictures of the latter surfaced on the Internets.

Barton's Bailing

Yes, you read that accurately. And can see it (censored) below.

This picture of Cisco Adler turned up in Paris Hilton's possessions when a storage locker of the heiress' was allegedly raided and the contents (which included sex tapes and other incriminating photos) sold.

His medicinal marijuana scam was one thing. But one can certainly see how the revelation that this was up in Paris Hilton's locker (and probably in Paris Hilton herself) would prompt Mischa to part ways with the dirtbag.

"They had a blowup," a friend said. "She was furious."

The former star of The OC had been with Adler since the fall of 2005, when she broke up with none other than Brandon Davis, a.k.a. Greasy Bear.

Prior to dating Mischa, the Cisco kid was engaged to Kimberly Stewart.

What is it about this guy that makes the anorexic hotties swoon? Is it his access to drugs? His personality? Maybe it's his absolutely enormous... hair?

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Look out, dudes: Britney Spears is single again.

That's what TMZ is reporting today, after her newest boyfriend, Mr. Isaac Cohen, dumped her over the phone - saying she's "a bit much" for his taste!

The Lil' Britneys

Britney got the bad news Sunday night while she was in New York and Isaac was in L.A. The pair had been together since mid-December, and Isaac was Britney's first boy (we refuse to count J.R. Rotem) since she split from the great Kevin Federline on November 7.

According to a friend, Isaac has been "looking to get out" for some time, because it was "a bit much for him ... it was too much of a whirlwind."

For some time? Bear in mind that we first reported that Britney and Isaac were dating on January 10. She must be a real nightmare!

We can only assume that Isaac will now resume his anonymous life, being Jewish and working on his career, while Britney continues to drink beer and pine for Justin.

Think we're kidding? TMZ reports that Brit was partying last night with JC Chasez - Timberlake's former boy band-mate - in NYC, and freaked out when the DJ at the club dared play on a Justin Timberlake track.

We're guessing the song in question wasn't "Dick in a Box" featuring Andy Samberg. But by the look on her face, Britney was none too pleased.

According to our sources, Britney Spears exchanged a few words with the DJ, and the song was promptly replaced with something more to her liking.

Spears doesn't need to worry about the same thing happening with any of K-Fed's music. Although the rap in his Super Bowl commercial was pretty damn catchy!

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Okay, so no one is ever going to mistake these two for one another. At least we don't think so. If you have in the past, you people are morons!

No, this is no Mandy Moore-Jacinda Barrett breakdown. Not by any means. Yet there's no denying the similarities between Rumer Willis (the absurdly-named daughter of Demi Moore and Bruce Willis, left) and Tonight Show host Jay Leno. Specifically, their lower-facial area. Those are some big ass chins! You could land helicopters on them!

Dolce & Gabbana Pose

Hopefully, Lindsay Lohan doesn't berate her friend and possible personal assistant about her resemblance to the late night TV comedian. Sometimes, our Celebrity Look-Alikes feature hits close to home.

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Justin Timberlake is taking "D!ck in a Box" - his Saturday Night Live hit from a few weeks back - on the road, and he's invited his music video co-star, Andy Samberg, to join him.

The hilarious duo plan to reunite onstage at Madison Square Garden during Timberlake's concerts this week to sing the tune for a live audience.

Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis Photo

A rep for Timberlake responded, "There may be a lot of surprises at Justin's show."

Like something in a box, perhaps? If you haven't seen it before, below is the SNL skit with Justin and Andy (who's been rumored to be hooking up with Kirsten Dunst of late).

Turn up the volume (and don't watch this at work)!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA[/youtube]

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A couple of T.H. Gossip favorites - Lauren Conrad and Vanessa Minnillo - pose for the cameras as they take front-row seats at bridal and ready-to-wear designer Monique Lhuillier's runway show at New York Fashion Week on Tuesday.

Lauren Conrad, Holly Montag

Needless to say, especially when comparing Vanessa's outfit here to Jessica Simpson's horrific new look (and career downturn), that Nick Lachey is one lucky guy.

We'd say the same about Brody Jenner, but we're never sure whether he and Lauren are dating... or whether that's just on The Hills, or in real life, or what.

But we love LC!

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Okay, so the gratuitous gawking below is not in the same league as what we recently observed from Diddy's indiscreet inspection of Jessica Biel's booty.

In fact, the ogling below appears to be happening blatantly, with no shame in being caught in the act. And while such behavior seems like the antithesis of class, what did you expect?

Johnny Knoxville and Naomi Nelson

We are talking about Johnny Knoxville, after all. The Jackass is wearing a Pabst Blue Ribbon button-down shirt for crying out loud. Anyone who dresses like that (or rolls down the street into oncoming traffic while strapped inside a shopping cart) has certainly earned the right to check out Alyssa Milano's chest.

These two would actually make a cute couple. Maybe not as much as Knoxville look-alike Josh Duhamel and Fergie, but still. Wonder if Johnny took Alyssa to Bam Margera's wedding?

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We mean cigarettes, of course. We did not mean to apply above that Britney Spears is smoking in the figurative sense - as in smoking hot.

Not that she can't be at times. We've seen plenty of sexy Britney Spears pictures in our lifetimes. Some of them not involving pants. But the images below don't qualify as hot.

Awkward Kissing Scene

As the mother of Jayden James and Sean P. continued her shopping rampage in New York, she apparently forgot she was in the process of quitting cigarettes.

It's a shame, but hey, you know what, it happens. Lindsay Lohan apparently forgot she just got out of rehab when she dialed up a certain skanky sex tape queen on her cell. So yo, don't judge when you peep the pics below.

Bet Britney is wishing she could get her hands on an ice cold beer right about now. Or failing that, maybe Isaac Cohen...

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Harry Potter may be a bad ass boy wizard, but he's still a youngan. Who can blame him for being taken aback when a hot, topless female looks to have her way with him...

Final Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

That's right, H-Pot. Hermione Granger (played by Emma Watson) has shown us plenty of things over the course of her adventures with Potter, but her breasts are not among them - though who knows what Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix has in store this summer!

In any case, we have complete faith that in boy Potts (Daniel Radcliffe) to overcome his initial trepidation and get busy with this babe. The kid's a wizard, after all!

And besides, if he has any questions about what to do, all he has to do is download the Keeley Hazell sex tape. That'll teach him some things real quick. (J.K. Rowling? Rolling in grave).

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Yeah. Anytime this pair of blonde cuties gets together, you know there's going to be some serious drinking and making out going on.

Oh wait, we must have confused them with Tara Conner and Katie Blair. Sorry. That's our bad. Or was it some kind of subconscious, wishful thinking?

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No comment. Anyway, two Gossip favorites - Kristin Cavallari and Hayden Panettiere - were recently spotted doing some power shopping in Beverly Hills...

One thing made this happenstance meeting just a tad awkward - Hayden is reportedly dating Kristin's high school friend and ex-beau, Stephen Colletti. Drama!

Fortunately, these kittens kept their claws in check, which is more than can be said of Kristin and Lauren Conrad, whose rift all dates back to Mr. Colletti.

Here's hoping the Laguna Beach alum and the Heroes heroine run into each other more frequently. Not just for us, but because it looks like they could be pals!

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Our counterparts at TMZ have obtained exclusive photos of the voluptuous Kim Kardashian in her hot new ad campaign as spokesmodel for Christopher Brian apparel, a new line from hip-hop fashion mogul Christopher B. Stokes.

The photos feature a topless, nearly nude Kim Kardashian wearing the jeans and not a whole lot else. Or anything else, for that matter...

Sell Outs

 

Last month, we talked about the rumored (then confirmed) existence of the Kim Kardashian sex tape featuring her and ex-boyfriend Ray J, the brother of embattled singer Brandy. The sex tape is rumored to be on the market to top porn companies.

No word on whether David Hans Schmidt is brokering the deal.

Regardless, Kardashian told TMZ that she has met with her attorney and is gearing up to fight the release of the tape. Special K, who may or may not be a BFF of Paris Hilton, depending on what day you read this, apparently doesn't want to follow in the whorish heiress' footsteps.

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