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Opera and Crimson morphed into one ultra-club for Us Weekly's annual Hot Hollywood Awards, which was as packed with celebrities as it was with their publicists, assistants, managers and bodyguards.

Case in point: when Justin Brescia, a.k.a. Justin-Bobby from The Hills, has a PR rep guarding his table, you know there is something wrong with the world.

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Nevertheless, we mean no disrespect to J-B, and The Hills was well represented at the event. A great time was had by all. Here's a pic of Justin-Bobby with his girl, Audrina Patridge, as well as a photo of the always lovely Lauren Conrad.

NOTE: Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag were also there, but we decided to spare you a shot of them sucking face in public... for at least the next hour or two.

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Following the lead of Tameka Foster, actress Melissa Joan Hart has announced she is pregnant.

Except in the case of the former Sabrina the Teenage Witch star, not everyone hates her! And it's going to be her second child!

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Hart and her husband, rocker Mark Wilkerson, who married in 2003, are already the proud parents of a son, Mason, who is nearly 2. Melissa is four months into her current pregnancy.

"I love the faces Mason makes. I could watch him forever," Melissa Joan Hart, 31, told People shortly after his birth.

But it looks like celebrity baby No. 2 will be arriving sooner than planned.

In a recent interview talking about her plans, Hart said, "I hope to have a sibling for Mason sometime around his 3rd birthday, but first, I want him to learn how to snowboard - I feel like that will be a marker of his self control!"

Well, alright then.

Added Hart: "I adore my baby boy and can't imagine not having him around. He makes everything okay, if I've had a bad day or a good one."

Congratulations to the happy couple.

This is better news than the last time we heard from M.J. Hart, who bashed Chris Daughtry for not crediting Mark Wilkerson exclusively for the song he allegedly wrote, "It's Not Over," which became a big hit for the American Idol finalist.

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Britney Spears to Joey Fatone: Ding dang! I gon' git ma drink on, y'all!

Well, that's what we imagine she's saying, at least. Pretty much all the time.

According to People, former *NSync-er and Dancing with the Stars runner-up Joey Fatone is offering his pal, the troubled Britney Spears, a reprieve.

"Britney, call me, come over to my house, come to Orlando, get away from it all," Joey Fatone told Extra. "It's a good thing to get out of L.A."

Last weekend, the embattled pop star spent time in Atlanta for some reason after crying a river after being charged with a hit-and-run in Los Angeles.

Britney Spears is working on a comeback with a new album due out in November. But she's suffered a series of setbacks, such as sucking at the MTV Video Music Awards and her public battle with ex-husband K-Fed over custody of their two little sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James.

"I think Britney just needs some time, to really heal," says Fatone, who has known Spears for many years. The current Singing Bee host was also a member of N' Sync with Spears' former flame, Justin Timberlake.

Joey Fatone hasn't seen Britney Spears in some time, but has a message for his old friend: "If you're there, let me know. I'm here for you, sweetheart."

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While Britney Spears was melting down at the MTV Music Video Awards, some artists who take their work seriously were using the occasion to shine.

Exhibits A & B: Chris Brown and Rihanna. When you leave Justin Timberlake speechless with your dance moves and routine, you're on the right track!

And it turns out that Brown, whose "Umbrella" collaboration with Rihanna has become a hit, might be looking to establish a different partnership with her.

The 18-year-old R&B singer told Us Weekly that he's known sexy Rihanna, 19, for years, and that she's "awesome" and that "they are tight" and that he might have "flirted a little bit" with her at the MTV VMAs.

When pressed for more information, though, Chris Brown, who, in his own words, is "single and always ready to mingle," clarified, "[Rihanna and I] are just friends. Great friends. We haven't taken it to that next level... yet."

Just give it time. These stars are poised to get together on and off the stage... like the R&B equivalent of Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia.

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When Britney Spears left a recording studio in Burbank, Calif., last night, she apparently needed to take the edge off. We're talking right away.

As Britney sat down in the passenger seat of her white Mercedes, her assistant, BFF and possible cousin, Alli Sims clandestinely handed her a margarita ... in front of, oh, about 50 members of the celebrity news media. Give or take.

One would think that since a judge ordered Britney to undergo random drug and alcohol testing that she might lay off the booze... at least a little. Or in the car. With four dozen photographers surrounding her. Wow.

Alli Sims hands Britney Spears a drink after a hard night's work.

Putting aside the fact that this is exactly the kind of asinine behavior that has left Britney on the cusp of losing custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James... this kind of thing is also, well, not legal. To quote California state law ...

"Section 23223 (b): No passenger shall have in his or her possession, while in a motor vehicle upon a highway or on lands... any bottle, can, or other receptacle containing any alcoholic beverage that has been opened or a seal broken, or the contents of which have been partially removed."

How many laws can Britney break in one week? How many tampons will she need the paparazzi to fetch for her? When will the next upskirt come? Stay tuned.

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You know, just when you think you're going to get through a day without seeing his ugly mug, Perez Hilton appears. This time, he's with lovely Audrina Patridge of The Hills, who apparently hides disgust well. She should be a poker player!

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ABOVE: Perez Hilton torments us by cozying up to Audrina Patridge.

The pic above kind of speaks for itself. One of our favorite celebrities with one of our... no comment. Let's just talk about how much we love Audrina and The Hills!

When we first were exposed to Audrina Patridge, we weren't so sure about her. She seemed a little phony and uninteresting. But we've come around on Audrina since she moved in with Lauren Conrad. She's a member of Team LC, and isn't into shameless self-promotion, so we really have no problems with this cutie!

Now, Heidi Montag, on the other hand ...

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Yup, this pretty much sums up Heidi Montag in our estimation. Appearing on celebrity news sites, holding up copies of tabloids bearing her picture.

No matter what it might take, folks - fake boobs, a sham engagement, preening for the cameras at every turn - Heidi Montag is determined to be famous!

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Heidi Montag's #1 fan holds up the new Us Weekly, featuring Heidi Montag.

Here, The Hills outcast revels in her newfound cover girl status at the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood Party at L.A. hot spot Opera Thursday.

Montag's pimp manager and boyfriend (sorry, "fiance") Spencer Pratt was also on hand, showing affection for his ho girl by kissing and cuddling in public.

Shocking and breaking news, we know. We want everyone to show their love for these D-list celebrities by picking out a nice gift on their fake wedding registry.

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For those of you complaining that 100 percent of our Hayden news is focused on Heroes' Hayden Panettiere ... here's a Hayden Christensen sighting!

This handsome young actor, best known for completely butchering the legendary character of portraying Anakin Skywalker in Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith, is seen here getting into a hot hybrid Lexus on Wednesday in Los Angeles.

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The Lexus might not be the only ride Hayden Christensen takes today.

The owner of said car? None other than Rachel Bilson, who he's been dating for awhile now! You don't hear a lot about this couple in the media.

Besides his hellacious acting ability, we don't know why. She's really cute at least! Then again, she's not exactly a media whore. Talking to you, Heidi Montag.

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Come on. Who do you think she is?

  • Paris Hilton?
  • Britney Spears?
  • Lindsay Lohan?

She's not. Hayden Panettiere has some actual talent - not to mention brains when it comes to handling the invasive celebrity news media.

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For the second consecutive day, the Heroes starlet managed to thwart a potential upskirt / crotch shot from the eager paparazzi as she exited a vehicle on her press tour. All we got to see on Larry King Live was her pretty face. That's a good thing.

Denied! Hayden Panettiere nixes another crotch shot.

Your score, after two days: Hayden Panettiere 2, Paparazzi 0. Photographers hoping for a Hayden Panettiere upskirt shot might as well quit trying now.

The girl can't even buy beer. She's not going to get drunk and let her guard down. As for what co-star Milo Ventimiglia sees behind closed doors, that's another story.

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Michael Vick is totally becoming a chew toy ... literally (for dogs) and figuratively (for the legal system)! The problems just keep piling on!

The Atlanta Journal-Constitution has obtained court documents that indicate the embattled NFL star tested positive for marijuana September 13, and will now face even more strict release conditions from a federal court judge.

In court documents yesterday, the judge ordered Michael Vick to submit to drug testing, "for determining whether the defendant is using a prohibited substance."

The judge also ordered Vick to stay in his Virginia home - with electronic ankle monitoring - every day from 10:00 p.m. to 6:00 a.m. No Les Deux for you, #7! Moreover, he has to foot the bill for the service. It's a dog-eat-dog world, no?

ABOVE: A stressed out Michael Vick looks to roll a joint at a press conference following a tough Falcons loss. It's tough running an NFL offense and a dogfighting ring.

In addition, Vick has been ordered to attend a substance therapy program and get mental health counseling. Vick will be sentenced to prison time on December 10, after entering a guilty plea in federal court on charges related to dogfighting.

He faces up to five years in prison. The State of Virginia is also filing new charges against Vick, though his lawyers contend that legally, he can not be convicted for the same heinous, ridiculous, stupid crimes twice.

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