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Against impossible odds, and drawing strength from sheer desire, a gaunt Keira Knightley raises her arm up from her withering frame to show her appreciation to the crowd during her press tour for her latest film, Atonement, on Monday in Toronto.

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Or maybe she's waving to Rupert Friend. We really don't know.

Keira says she's had just about enough of celebrity news blogs calling her anorexic (surely that nut Chris Crocker has as well), but let's be serious here!

She's rail thin, to put it mildly, and Keira Knightley's skin has lost all semblance of color. Has she ingested any food since August? It's questionable.

Her once-hot body clearly not getting enough nutrients, and is starting to look like Mischa Barton from her days on The OC, or like one of those freaky, flying specters the gang from Ghostbusters would have a field day with.

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T.H. Gossip Correction: When we declared that Britney Spears' performance at the VMAs was panned universally, we were mistaken. One person is still fond of Spears - and off his/her medication hating on the celebrity news media for bashing her.

On YouTube, Chris Crocker passionately defends Brit - and herself, promising that the display of emotion below (which has to be seen to be believed) is real.

Britney Spears, Gun

"Yes, I was REALLY crying, you f*%king morons," he/she (we can't tell) writes. "The one time I'm NOT acting- everyone says I am. I filmed this window lighting which washes out my face- if the video is watched full screen I am clearly crying, a$$holes."

Okay then. Without further ado, you gotta peep this...

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc[/youtube]

This hysterical, distraught Britney Spears fanatic, who should really consider enlisting a whole team of psychologists, ASAP, implores: "How f*%king dare anyone out there make fun of Britney after all she's been through!?"

She has, indeed, been through a lot. Like parading around with no underwear at clubs. Girl deserves a break. How could anyone make light of such a thing.

We take it all back. Happy now, Chris Crocker?

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Kristin Chenoweth is so hot.

Yet you might not even know who she is, and if you do, you know that her sexual appeal is marked by apparent contradictions.

For one, she's 4-foot-11 and 95 pounds, yet sports ridiculous curves. She's also a devout Christian ... who doesn't think twice about showing off her body.

Moreover, she's a Tony-award winning Broadway star, and has appeared on sophisticated TV hits such as The West Wing, but she's a simple girl at heart.

"Don't be takin' me to ‘nice' restaurants," Kristin Chenoweth says. "I don't like anything I can't pronounce. I like Applebee's, Arby's and Dairy Queen!"

She's also gearing up for her new show, Pushing Daisies. We're excited for this, but equally pumped about finding these pics of Kristin in old FHM spread.

Check out a couple of their hot Kristin Chenoweth photos:

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For more Kristin looking sultry, just CLICK HERE.

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All in all, The Hills weren't as alive last night as weeks past, but there were some cute moments, unintentional comedy, and groundwork laid for future meltdowns and cat fights. In short, it was a terrific half hour of reality television.

The much-hyped Lauren-Jason reunion was a little anticlimactic, and was put off until the closing moments, but it turned out to be remarkably sweet.

As much as a scene featuring Jason Wahler can be, anyway.

Genuine and a tad awkward, Lauren Conrad was honest with her man when he asked why she cut him out of her life: "I had to make a clean break from you."

If LC were Audrina, she wouldn't have said "I want to be friends with you someday, not now," rather, she would've ridden into the sunset with J-Wahl.

Yes, roomie Patridge had done so earlier - literally - with Justin-Bobby (Justin Brescia) after taking him back for the 80th time. So touching.

Props to the producers at MTV for accenting both scenes with an emotional pop ballad about the perils of love and the challenge of finding one's soul mate. This may be reality TV, but it feels like a movie with an eight-figure budget.

Meanwhile, Friday Night Lights is pure fiction, yet feels like a documentary. But we're getting way off topic from The Hills here.

Anyway, Lauren and Jason met up for coffee and a heart-to-heart. Much as we look for ways to bash Jason Wahler, he seemed sincere and regretful, admitting to "being so out of control" and apologizing for his bad habits and behavior.

A calm, coherent, and clean cut (though still a little scruffy) Wahler was a nice change for fans of The Hills. Heck, we sure prefer him to Spencer Pratt. We wonder if this was all shot before his engagement to Katja Decker-Sadowski.

In any case, Whitney Port was shocked - in her typical, expressive fashion - when she heard about Jason's return. We always love Ms. Port and her role. Lauren would be advised to take her boss Whit's sage advice to heart. Girl knows her stuff!

LC and friends made a number of mature conclusions about guys this week, albeit ones they will probably ignore despite better judgment ...

  • Lauren Conrad stated that, as soon as you stop thinking about bad guys, they can sense it, like radar, and call. So true, girl!
  • There is no such thing as the perfect guy, noted Audrina Patriduge.
  • Not everyone's going to be your Prince Charming, added Whitney Port.
  • Oh, and never date your trainer. Audrina and Lauren ended up going out with their personal trainer, Jarett, and his lame friend, Derek, who Lauren was so turned off by, she could barely hide it. He talked about himself the entire time. Needless to say, LC's one-date streak curse remained intact.

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Britney Spears. No pants. Certain things just go together.

Yes, the commando queen is back at it again, treating us to another fine upskirt display after her universally maligned VMAs performance on Sunday.

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What else would you expect from the former pop star than to go out partying at the Bellagio in Vegas and show off her hairless axe wound once again.

She knows it's been a whole week and a half since she gave us a good shot of her wearing no pants. We appreciate your concern for our well being, Brit.

The newest pictures of Spears with no pants circulating around the Internet speak for themselves. The only questions:

  1. Which has more hair: Jayden James' head, or his mom's vagina?
  2. Which was more bare: Britney's lack of caring during the VMAs, or her baby factory?
  3. In the next few months, which are we more likely to see: a high-selling Britney Spears album, or pubic hair?

Questions for the ages, all of them. For the uncensored photos of Britney's crotch, which really aren't all they're cracked up to be (or anything at all new), head on over to Perez Hilton by CLICKING HERE.

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Unlike Britney Spears, some singers' career prospects are actually trending up. Namely, a cheerleader who wants to be a rock star!

Well, she's not really a cheerleader, she just plays one on Heroes. But Hayden Panettiere is making a move into music as well, and a new single from Hayden is, surprisingly, not half bad. It's typical pop-rock cheesiness, yes, but not half bad.

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The lyrical brilliance of Hayden Panettiere is evident early on as the track begins with "So many memories of you and me, like the time we drove to the O.C. ..."

It's enough to bring a tear to one's eye.

Follow the link to here Hayden's "Your New Girlfriend" over at Perez Hilton.

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Kevin Federline continues to look relatively normal, even more like a stand-up guy by the day. All just by being Kevin Federline.

This happens when you were once married - and are forever tied to - Britney Spears.

While Britney struggled at the Video Music Awards in Las Vegas, her former husband was concentrating on family, throwing a backyard pool party Sunday for their two sons' birthdays.

Personal assistants were seen picking up banners, balloons and an ice cream cake, all in the theme of the animated movie Cars, for Jayden James, who turns 1 tomorrow (Wednesday), and Sean Preston, who turns 2 on Friday.

Spears's parents, Jamie and Lynne - who aren't speaking to Britney, of course - stopped by for the party at Federline's home, joining about 20 guests.

They had also visited their grandchildren the day before, while Spears was hitting the club scene in Vegas before her widely panned VMAs debacle.

Britney and Kevin are embroiled in an increasingly fierce custody battle over their boys. They currently have 50-50 custody, but FedEx is seeking more time, serving subpoenas to people in Spears' inner-circle to illustrate her bad parenting.

Personal assistants Alli Sims, Shannon Funk, and Daimon Shippen, and former manager Larry Rudolph have already gotten served hard in the case.

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Now we know why The Bachelor star, U.S. Navy Lt. Andy Baldwin, called off his engagement to Tessa Horst. He had another woman in his back pocket!

The hunky Navy diver and triathlete was spotted getting cozy with a former Miss Iran, Sepideh Haftgoli, in a Los Angeles park this past Sunday.

Check out this pic of Baldwin and Sepideh Haftgoli via JustJared.com ...

Andy and Sepideh: So cute together.

Baldwin proposed to Tessa Horst at the end of the most recent season of ABC's The Bachelor, but called off the engagement last month. The two said they were still together, however. Wonder if Tessa knows about Sepideh Haftgoli. Hmm.

This isn't the first semi-famous dude to be linked to Sepideh Haftgoli. She reportedly dated former Friends star David Schwimmer a few years back.

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Here's a piece of celebrity gossip that has left us shocked and appalled.

Perez Hilton reports that The Hills star, Lauren Conrad, was seen making out with a random dude in Vegas this past weekend before the VMAs. Which would be cool, as she currently "dates like a guy" and has every right to play the field.

But supposedly it was ... (gulp)... Cisco Adler.

LC and Cisco Adler were kissing - with tongue - Saturday night, according to several disgusted spies working in conjunction with Perez - a man who, despite his negative attributes, generally knows his $h!t when it comes to the latest celebrity rumors.

Lauren Conrad and Cisco Adler: Conradler? Please, LC. Say it ain't so.

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Rarely has a live performance been as universally panned and ridiculed as when Britney Spears took the stage at last night's MTV Music Video Awards.

Spears is reportedly reeling after her first major public appearance in four years, in which she donned silver and black sparkly underwear and knee-high black boots to mail in her new single "Gimme More."

Fans were in hysterics, critics claimed she looked disinterested and unfit, and her fellow celebrities seemed to agree.

Speaking backstage after the event, the great Akon said, "That could have been better. She needed to focus more. She looked nervous and I think the pressure got to her."

Common added, "I think it didn't seem like she wanted to be there. There wasn't any spark, it didn't feel like life was there."

Kanye West said, "I have no words."

As if that weren't enough, Britney also had to endure withering remarks from comedian Sarah Silverman during the ceremony.

She sarcastically remarked, "Was that incredible? Britney Spears. Wow. She is amazing. She is 25 years old and she's already accomplished everything she's going to accomplish in her life. It's mind-blowing."

Silverman also called Brit's sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James, "the most adorable mistakes," and brought up the fun topic of Britney's shaved crotch.

The New York Post may have summed it up best: "[Britney Spears] jiggled like Jell-O and didn't seem to care that she danced like she had a load in her pants."

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