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If you thought Michael Richards was a... dumbass, well, you were very right. But it turns out he's not the only racist Dick in Los Angeles.

According to our sources at TMZ, hopped-up loser comic Andy Dick hopped on to the stage Saturday at L.A.'s Improv comedy club and proceeded to drop the n-bomb on a room full of stunned clubgoers.

Andy Dick Drunk

Andy was heckling comedian Ian Bagg during his routine, when Dick allegedly got out of his seat, jumped onstage and began joking with Bagg. The subject of last month's notorious Michael Richards rant came up, but the two comics quickly moved on.

Then, however, as Dick moved to exit the stage, he suddenly grabbed the mic and shouted at the crowd, "You're all a bunch of n!ggers!"

The stunned crowd gasped and stared at each other. Bagg tried to play it cool and move on with his set, but the laughs weren't there.

Calls to Dick's rep were not immediately returned. We expect Mel Gibson to come out with his standard "Hey, rants happen" quote any day now. Man. Did anyone know Andy Dick was still around? That guy is below D-List. Especially now. No way he even reaches the level of Britney Spears groupie.

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A source close to Vin Diesel says that contrary to Internet reports, the actor was not dropped from the upcoming movie Hitman -- in fact, he opted out long ago.

Rumors circulated yesterday that actor Timothy Olyphant had taken Vin's place after he was dumped from the film. While it's true that Olyphant will star in the film (based on a popular videogame), Diesel was off the project long before Olyphant got the part.

Seriously. No one fires Vin Diesel. He would beat their asses if they tried. And Vin might not even know who Timothy Olyphant is. We sure as hell don't.

According to TMZ, Vin jetted off to Prague today to star in the big budget, Mathieu Kassovitz directed FOX feature, Babylon A.D., based on the best-selling French novel Babylon Babies. The film is set to be a major 2007 holiday release for the studio.

Diesel was last seen in Find Me Guilty, for which he received rave reviews, and also starred in the mega-hit, The Pacifier, which grossed over $200 million worldwide.

You know who needs a pacifier? 50 Cent. Why don't you back off Oprah, you thug! That fool is just a whiny, ungrateful jackass. What!?! Step off.

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Now Britney Spears is stripping.

The sexy singer, who's already shown us that she occasionally goes out in no pants, has reportedly been pole-dancing with her new best friend, Paris Hilton. Britney's slutty BFF has been giving her private lessons in her home, reports say.

The Circus Continues

"Britney and Paris went upstairs where she fitted her in a blue tutu, and then Paris put on a matching tutu," a source told the London Star. "They then went downstairs and danced at Paris' in-house stripper pole. Britney loves her new moves and can't wait to get a fella and test them out."

Yes, that's right. Apparently so many people go to her Hollywood house in hopes of seeing Paris Hilton's pussy that the hotel heiress went and had a stripper pole installed.

Meanwhile, Hilton has been spotted stroking Spears' thigh, leading some to believe that they were planning a same-sex gesture at the Billboard Music Awards, but the two have since pulled out of hosting duties.

"Maybe they were going to reprise the stunt Britney and Madonna pulled," says a source, referring to the kiss at the 2003 MTV VMAs, "but they decided that it was so three years ago."

While his estranged wife is out gallivanting and providing us with graphically nude Britney Spears pictures we can't even decide if we like, it seems more and more as if Fed-Ex is the one with his head on straight. I know, we can't believe we said that either.

A source says Kevin Federline has been content to steer clear of Britney's craziness and has been busy decorating his sons' new nursery.

"He's setting up his new house in the Hollywood Hills and he's required to provide ‘adequate space' for the two kids when they visit," according to a friend.

"He's spending $25,000 on the nursery and he's having both boys' rooms done in a circus theme, complete with murals of clowns and elephants."

The source says he's even shelling out big bucks to have custom-made cribs built, one for Sean Preston that looks like a lion and one that looks like an elephant for little Jayden James. Maybe they should be spending more time there than we would have hoped for a few weeks ago. At least until mom decides it's time to stop whoring around.

Brit is seriously close to forcing us over to Team K-Fed. Is this really happening?

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T.H. Gossip called this one from the start.

Or maybe we just enjoyed gazing lovingly at Rachel Bilson pictures so much that we somehow hoped it would happen, much as we believe Adam Brody to be a good guy.

Rachel Bilson for InStyle

Regardless, we have learned that Bilson and Adam Brody have split. The two haven't been seen together for a while, and Life & Style Weekly confirms the on- and off-screen lovebirds, who play a cute couple on The OC and have also dated in real life since 2004, have split.

"They've been done for a few weeks," a friend close to the couple says.

No, that friend is not Zach Braff. Not a chance.

"They are just done. That's all there is to it. There's no drama. They just ended it."

In other words, it's the polar opposite of the Spears-Federline split, in which we've been exposed to everything from Britney's crotch to stories of K-Fed railing the living crap out of some porn star. Not to mention an unhealthy dose of the erstwhile ho train.

The Brody-Bilson bust-up may explain why Adam showed up solo to a party on November 28 for the U.S. premiere of Volkswagen's concept car Tiguan in LA.

"He was definitely acting like a single guy," an eyewitness tells Life & Style.

According to nightlife insiders in L.A., he's been seeing less of Rachel Bilson in PJs and more of ladies at the clubs with his guy friends.

Publicists for the two would not comment on the breakup. Rachel, if you're reading this, half the T.H. Gossip staff is single. Just saying.

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Talk show king David Letterman has signed a contract extension to host The Late Show on CBS until 2010. He is currently paid $40 million a year for his hosting duties and his deal deal is worth more than $120 million.

Late Show's Host

Wow. Even Dave's longtime nemesis, Oprah Winfrey, who is believed to have more money than God, would be impressed by that kind of sum.

"I'm thrilled to be continuing on at CBS," the 59-year-old Letterman said. "At my age you really don't want to have to learn a new commute."

The announcement of Letterman's three-year contract extension comes nearly nine months before his current deal was set to expire in August 2007.

Letterman, one of American television's highest-paid entertainers, draws an average audience of 4.3 million viewers a night but has lagged behind The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, which draws ratings of 5.7 million.

The Emmy-award winner has hosted The Late Show since 1993 after 11 years as host of NBC's Late Night program in the time slot immediately following The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. He defected from NBC when it chose Leno over him to replace Carson.

We're happy Dave is staying put. He's a funny guy in his own right, and you can always count on his show for amusing visits by celebrities... lately, such as the hunky Nick Lachey, the hot and newly-single Britney Spears, and the newly-racist and insane Michael Richards.

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It broke our hearts to take down the Britney Spears sex tape poll, which was still too close to call even after more than 1,100 of you weighed in. But it was time for a change... and our newest poll still includes Mrs. Federline. Yes, it's time to review the various BFFs of Paris Hilton. This girl drops friends paster than Britney drops her pants.

First, Paris dumped Nicole Richie for Kimberly Stewart. Then she traded in Kimberly for Kim Kardashian. Now Kim's out of the picture, and Britney Spears is Hilton's newest BFF. And Nicole is kinda back in the picture as well (unless she stands to the side, in which case she is two-dimensional and more or less invisible - but that's neither here nor there).

Kim Kardashian in Paris

 

So which Hollywood ho would you pick for Paris to pal around with? Comment below and vote in T.H. Gossip's official poll (right). It's a tough call. Without Paris, you might never have heard of two of these "stars." And there definitely would never have been a Britney Spears crotch shot. Just stuff to keep in mind as you make your choice.

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Snoop Dogg has had a rough go of it of late.

The rap star has been busted numerous times for gun and drug possession, but more embarrassingly, the d-o-double-g has been dubbed a narc by the founder of his former record label. Events like this would make mere mortals cower, but the Doggfather is out to show he's still pimpin' in style - still bling blingin' it, still puffin' his leaf, still not lovin' po-lice, and not about to take $h!t from a former colleague.

Doggy Dogg

Yes, Snoop is effectively telling Suge Knight (real name Marion) to bring it. B!tch please. Get down on your knees. Now back the f*%k off lest you gets some of deez. Nutz.

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Britney Spears was at it again over the weekend, celebrating her 25th birthday in panties (thankfully), with back-up dancers and D-list posse in tow.

The incomparable pop star spend the big night with - who else - new BFF Paris Hilton, and they added another third wheel to the ho train, at least for Saturday - Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas. No Josh Duhamel, though. Sadly.

Officer Spears

Sources say Brit chowed down at Mr. Chow's with her manager, Larry Rudolph, then met up with Paris and Fergie at - where else - Hyde, and pranced "hand in hand" around the club until past 2 AM.

At dinner, the party animal went out of her way to show off her assets -- but this time, it was definitely intentional. Rocking a skintight dress that barely covered her nether region, Britney situated herself right next to a giant glass window at the club, and before she even sat down, played to the salivating photographers by shaking that booty!

She gave the crowd one hell of a view (see below, click to enlarge). You will notice, though, that she's actually wearing panties. Nice work, Brit! You can be taught!

Britney's new crew also included Paris' publicist, Elliot Mintz, her on-again, off-again boyfriend, Stavros Niarchos, and greasy oil heir Brandon Davis. Apparently the tipsy pop star failed to acknowledge her new friends quickly enough, so Paris made it a point to stop by and say hello.

No sign of Kim Kardashian, of course. Paris straight up shined that b!tch, yo.

Brit's ex-boyfriend, Justin Timberlake, resisted the urge to hold another dance-off when he and his party of back-up dancers arrived and were seated a few yards away from Britney.

While the newly-single star got her drink on, Justin hit the dance floor where he surrounded himself with his crew -- which happened to include several of Kevin Federline's pals.

After closing down the joint, Britney's boys (including So You Think You Can Dance judge and former Spears choreographer, Brian Friedman, below) escorted her out and to a nearby Jack in the Box restaurant where they picked up some grub before heading off to a friend's house.

All in all, it sounds like a terrific, fun birthday bash. No new nude Britney Spears pictures, no disorderly conduct charges filed, not even any notable cat fights to be reported. Just girls night out, yo. Holla!

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Is Kevin Federline so hard up for money these days that he's considering picking up a part-time job at a SoCal gas station? Totally! Check out this pic of K-Fed taken in front of a WE'RE HIRING sign at the local Chevron this weekend.

K-Fed the Procreator

Actually, he's probably just filling up. No way that Kev is so broke after Britney Spears cut him off that he would resort to this. But he does look and act like most of the dirtbags we went to high school with that are now working at gas stations. You know what we're talking about.

To his credit, he worked at a gas station in his younger years, so probably knows how to pump it, unlike some celebrities. *Cough* Oprah!

Also to his credit, he definitely knows how to pump Shar Jackson.

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If you thought the staff at The Hollywood Gossip was all out of Britney Spears-related news, you were extremely wrong.

Well, sort of. This is actually a story about Jamie Lynn Spears, who made a stop in Milan, Italy, Friday to promote the 2007 Kids' Choice Awards. The aspiring singer and star of Zoey 101 was already named Favorite TV Female Actress earlier this year. Go JL!

Cute Jamie Lynn Spears Picture

We're happy to see Britney's little sister come into her own and begin her rise to stardom. But Jamie Lynn, just promise us three things, please:

  1. Never combine your two names into one nonsensical one an effort to mimic that nutjob Anna Nicole Smith's daughter Dannielynn.
  2. When and if you get even more famous, remember to wear underwear. We don't need an underage remix of last week's Britney Spears crotch shot.
  3. Do no, under any circumstances, allow Wilmer Valderrama to bone you.