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After stopping in for a hair appointment with her stylist, Sally Hershberger, super actress and super mom Jennifer Garner was all smiles as she left the John Frieda Salon in West Hollywood Wednesday (below, left).

A Baby is on Board!

Later that day, Jen was seen out and about with one-year-old daughter Violet in Beverly Hills on Thursday. Pretty, happy and best of all, down to earth, it's easy to see why Bennifer is one of the Gossip's favorite couples. Yes, Ben Affleck doesn't get on our nerves nearly as much as he once did. It's good to see.

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Gossip hounds love nothing more than when one of their favorite celebrities is dating someone new. Especially if that someone is relative unknown, an individual shrouded in mystery who we can't wait to learn about.

That said, The Hollywood Gossip has put together a list of some of its favorite obscure celebrity boyfriends who have come and gone in the past six months - along with some who are still hanging around. Because some of our subjects are, well, obscure, some of our details are sketchy at best. But we'll break it down for you as best we can.

1. Harry Morton

Celebrity Girlfriend: Lindsay Lohan
When They Got Together: Early July 2006
When & Why They Broke Up: Late September, 2006. Because Lohan is a train wreck.
Relationship Highlights: Harry Morton, heir to the Hard Rock fortune and president of the Pink Taco restaurant chain [insert crude Lohan joke here], was smitten with the actress last summer. But since he doesn't drink, and she does little else, it wasn't meant to be.

At least his family was reportedly going to buy the Arizona Cardinals' stadium and name it Firecrotch Field (okay, we made up the last part). After fading from the spotlight, there were rumors that Morton slept over at Paris Hilton's home on November 14, though we never heard more about it.

2. Braxton Olita

Celebrity Girlfriend: Ashlee Simpson
When They Got Together: 2005
When & Why They Broke Up: September 4, 2006
Relationship Highlights: Braxton, the guitarist in Ashlee's band (yes, she actually has a band) captured her heart for what seemed like an eternity in Hollywood. She even declared that she was saving herself for the Hawaiian. But alas, they broke up with little fanfare. It's just as well. Braxton was probably sick of listening to her not sing live. That's right, she doesn't sing.

3. Samuel Plouchart

Celebrity Girlfriend: Nicole Richie
When They Got Together: October 6, 2006
When & Why They Broke Up: There was never really any news about it, but no one ever heard from Samuel Plouchart again after October 11.
Relationship Highlights: Wondering if Plouchart, the fashion editor at the French magazine Citizen K, brags to pals that he got the sloppy thirds of Brody Jenner and DJ AM.

4. Max Snow

Celebrity Girlfriend: Mary-Kate Olsen
When They Got Together: Sometime between September 20, 2006 and October 18, 2006. On the latter date, the more famous one of the Olsen Twins was seen with Snow. But in mid-September, she was reportedly with Killers drummer Ronnie Vannucci.
When & Why They Broke Up: For some reason (probably money), the 21-year-old Snow appears to like dating Mary-Kate and is still together with her.
Relationship Highlights: The absurd outfits Mary-Kate and sister Ashley Olsen wear. And the way the tabloids try to describe Max Snow. Is he a rocker? No. Does he dress like one? Yes. Does he have friends that are rockers? Yes. Does anyone know what Max Snow does with his life besides hang out with Mary-Kate? No. Thus, he's a perfect addition to this list.

5. Nick Zano

Celebrity Girlfriend: Kristin Cavallari (present)
When They Got Together: Mid-November, 2006. On November 8, we ran a pic of Cavallari and Jason Wahler together. Not sure if they got it on, but she was reportedly single at that point. She and Nick Zano were first spotted in public together November 21.
When & Why They Broke Up: They rung in the new year together and are still dating and sucking face wherever they go. At first, this relationship seemed like a cheap ploy to make her ex, Brody Jenner jealous, but now it's looking like these two lovebirds are quite content with each other.
Relationship Highlights: For Nick Zano, that he gets to make out with Kristin Cavallari in public. For us, that we get to post Kristin Cavallari pictures online. Which may sound pathetic, but it's better than nothing.

6. J.R. Rotem

Celebrity Girlfriend: Britney Spears
When They Got Together: December 11, 2006
When & Why They Broke Up: December 12, 2006. He's a dirtbag.
Relationship Highlights: Andy Warhol, who once wrote that everyone has 15 minutes of fame, would be proud of this "music producer" for trying to exploit his after a one-night stand with Britney. Then he'd roll over in his grave as Rotem got negged at Hyde the next night.

7. David Katzenberg

Celebrity Girlfriend: Mary-Kate Olsen, Nicky Hilton (present)
When They Got Together: Early November, 2006
When & Why They Broke Up: Still going strong as of late December. Nicky Hilton keeps a lower profile than sister Paris, so it's harder to keep track of her.
Relationship Highlights: Other than the revelation that David Katzenberg also used to date Mary-Kate Olsen on the day he and Hilton were first seen together, not many. Seems like a nice young man.

8. Rupert Friend

Celebrity Girlfriend: Keira Knightley
When They Got Together: Fall 2006
When & Why They Broke Up: For the moment, at least, Keira appears to have a good friend. In Rupert Friend. Sorry, we just can't get enough of that one.
Relationship Highlights: There were rumors that the two were engaged about a month ago, but it turns out they were just bickering. Since then, Keira wasting away to nothing before our eyes, Rupert looking like a cross between Orlando Bloom, a psycho old dude and the infamous Nick Nolte mug shot.

9. Stavros Niarchos

Celebrity Girlfriend: Mary-Kate Olsen, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton (present)
When They Got Together: We're not even going to attempt to answer that
When & Why They Broke Up: Presumably because he cheated on one of the above celebrities with another of the above celebrities
Relationship Highlights: By now, the Greek God of Poontang isn't really obscure anymore. To quote Office Space, the guy gets around... like a record. But at some point, he was just some rich Greek shipping tycoon's kid. He hasn't done a thing to be famous except be wealthy and get his freak on with this triumvirate of pain. We salute Stavros Niarchos for that, sure - we just refuse to acknowledge that he's an actual celebrity. Then again, we feel the same way about Paris Hilton, whom he may or may not be getting engaged to soon.

10. Isaac Cohen

Celebrity Girlfriend: Britney Spears
When They Got Together: Early January, 2007
When & Why They Broke Up: Still together, as of this posting, but knowing Spears' track record (see #6 above), it could be off by the time you read this.
Relationship Highlights: A steamy boat ride and one public appearance are all we have to go on at this stage. Initially, people criticized Cohen for looking a bit too Kevin Federline-esque, but it looks as if he cleans up well. Moreover, a couple of our readers claim to know Isaac Cohen a little and say he is a decent guy who is not out for publicity. Here's hoping he can "spank the skank" out of our girl.

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She and Isaac Cohen may be hitting it off, but earlier this week, he was nowhere in sight as Britney Spears spent the afternoon tooling around L.A. and visiting a Bel-Air pet store with her manager, Larry Rudolph.

Amazingly, little Sean Preston Federline, age 16 months, actually went with his party animal mother somewhere. Of course, he was carried by Rudolph, not by mom herself.

Peekin' at Brit

With Britney's recent antics, you knew it was only a matter of time until Sean Preston and Jayden James are started wondering who this crazy blonde is who shows up every couple of weeks is. See below.

Yup, we'd probably be wondering the same if we were Sean Preston. To think that all this time, we thought Kevin Federline was going to be the bad parent. Live and learn.

With Rudolph toting Sean P., Brit reportedly picked up a new dog, Snow White - for the price of $3,200. S-Dubs bears an uncanny resemblance to her previous pooch, Bit-Bit.

So let's recap here. She spends two months going buck wild and traipsing around L.A. commando style. Then Britney claims on her official site that she's ready to turn over a new leaf to direct her focus on work and family. But since then, all she's done is party more, wear ridiculous outfits and embark on a steamy boat ride.

Now, she's decided that since she's sitting at home bored all the time with nothing to do, she should really get a new dog - even though she can't even be bothered to hold her own child. Marvelous. Hopefully this new boyfriend striaghtens her out!

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The Bahamas' top prosecutor says a decision will be made soon on whether an investigation into the death of Anna Nicole Smith's son, Daniel, who died under mysterious circumstances in Nassau, will be conducted.

The results of a police investigation into the death of 20-year-old Daniel Smith will be given to Chief Magistrate Roger Gomez by the end of the week, the Director of Public Prosecutions said.

Playboy Bunny

Gomez or another magistrate will decide whether an inquest - the British term for an investigation of deaths not certain to be from natural causes - is necessary.

Calls placed to Anna Nicole Smith's attorney in the Bahamas went unanswered Wednesday. He may be too busy with the whole paternity test thing to care.

Daniel Smith died at his mother's hospital bedside in Nassau on September 10, three days after she gave birth to daughter Dannielynn Hope Marshall Stern.

The 39-year-old former Playboy Playmate has said she was seeking privacy when she came to the island chain in July. Eventually, as expected, the island chain grew tired of her. First, her power was cut off by the owner of the house she was renting. Then she was officially given the heave-ho by the country itself.

Meanwhile, Howard K. Stern and Larry Birkhead both claim to be the father of poor little Dannielynn. Anna, for her part, claims to care about Daniel.

Right around the time Smith wed Stern, a private pathologist concluded that Daniel Smith died from a combination of methadone and two antidepressants. Anna Nicole thinks his soul may be stuck somewhere in the afterlife. Really, we don't make this stuff up.

Official toxicology results have not been released. Bahamian police completed an investigation into the death of Daniel Smith, which they submitted to the attorney general's office in October.

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Us Weekly has compiled a great list of celebrity quotes from the past week. Here is a sampling:

"The street fighter in me wants to lash out. But the host in me said this is extraordinary television and don't let it end. I knew this would be great TV. [Tom Cruise] had no intention of listening to me…. I was watching this guy come into my living room and not keeping it a professional discussion. He was pointing at me."
â€" Matt Lauer on his memorable on-air disagreement with Tom Cruise over the tenets of Scientology

Matt Lauer on Today

"All the positive things that happen to her, it's funny, they always feel like they're happening to me also. We really support each other to an extent where it really feels like it's happening to me."
â€" Peter Sarsgaard on being proud of his wife, actress Maggie Gyllenhaal

"I was a troubled kid. I felt like an outsider. I didn't feel like I belonged, especially in the classroom."
â€" Hilary Swank

"I just got through My Not Favorite Year. There have been a few, and 2006 is on my list. It was a not-favorite year."
â€" Renée Zellweger

"I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I'm nice - and I like to eat."
â€" Paris Hilton

"I wouldn't call myself a professional break dancer although I did own a nylon Puma suit."
â€" Ben Affleck on his younger years of auditioning for roles and break-dancing

"I think I suffer from mild depression. So to have millions of people go, 'I watched your movie and related' was the ultimate affirmation that I'm not a freak."
â€" Zach Braff on Garden State

"You can get obsessed with it, you're doing all these tricks on the pole and you want to practice them…Now I can climb a pole without using my feet."
â€" Kate Hudson on her hobby of pole dancing

"About 10 years ago I said, 'Such a shame I never was a teacher.'"
â€" Oprah Winfrey on her decision to open a school in South Africa

"Because, I mean, I didn't learn to swim. I grew up in Wyoming and all the water there is like freezing cold because it's glacier runoff and I didn't learn to swim until i was like 21. My wife Margherita actually taught me how to swim in the pool at Columbia University."
â€" Matthew Fox

"I just don't understand women who go out with younger men. Even women who date men only five years younger than them, I can't relate to it. . . .I would understand sleeping with a 60-year-old more."
â€" Cate Blanchett

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Lauren Conrad made out like a bandit with mad loot at the VIP suite set up as part of the ongoing pre-Golden Globe festivities. The awards will be given out Monday. Check out these pictures of the pretty and very much in-demand Laguna Beach alum:

Paparazzi Lovers

Lauren (with pal Heidi Montag) is gearing up for the second season of her Laguna spinoff, The Hills, which debuts on MTV next week!

To commemorate this major television event, MTV held a launch party at the hot club Area for The Hills, and the stars came out. So did quote-unquote producer J.R. Rotem, Brandon Davis (a.k.a. Greasy Bear), Lauren's ex Brody Jenner, and Kim Kardashian, among others.

We can't wait to watch all the drama unfold in Season 2. What will happen with Lauren's career after she gave up that major opportunity to stay with Jason Wahler - who she later broke up with? Is Heidi going to get a new boyfriend?

We'll have to wait and see. But we will be there with exclusive recaps and analysis, you can guarantee that.

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Britney Spears and Isaac Cohen appear to be hitting it off.

We've talked a lot about that in recent days. But what about FedEx?

Lineup is Ready

Britney's estranged husband, Kevin Federline, is reportedly on such a tight budget since the pop star announced she was divorcing him that he's doing anything he can for dollar$.

Sources say he recently tried to return some clothing she bought for him in exchange for money, rather than store credit.

That's pathetic. But then again, he's been Playing With Fire all his life, so it's not shocking.

In late December, the former back-up dancer and current WWE star (sort of) reportedly tried to return nearly $15,000 worth of pricey Libertine and Mastermind Japan threads that now-former sugar mama Britney Spears purchased for him.

Apparently unable to sponge off Kendra Jade, Federline returned the items at exclusive Los Angeles store Maxfield, which included a jacket that cost $1,620.

The absentee father of Sean Preston and Jayden James Federline wanted a cash refund for the merchandise, which still had the original tags, but when the clerk refused, he settled on a store credit.

"He was looking for pocket money. Now he's going to try to sell the credit," a witness said.

Federline may not be going Tori Spelling on us just yet. He may have more cash soon, given his recurring pro wrestling role. And he is rumored to be appearing in a high-paying ad during the Super Bowl.

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Britney Spears and her new man, actor/model Isaac Cohen, made their first appearance together at the grand opening of Sideways Restaurant and Lounge:

Spears Live in Concert

Despite many gossipers' assertions that this is just another bad fling for Britney (along the lines of J.R. Rotem), several people have commented to The Hollywood Gossip that Isaac Cohen is an even-tempered, unassuming guy who would be a great influence on Spears, who has been widely criticized for her wild partying of late.

It's clear that Kevin Federline didn't work out. Brit needs a man who's going to understand where she is in life and help her through this tough time. Plus, Sean Preston and Jayden James could use a good role model.

A reader who claims to know Isaac Cohen from growing up writes to us:

"I've known Isaac my whole life, our families are close friends, although we don't really hang out much any more I still know that he's a really good guy and has always been. I know for a fact that this is not a publicity stunt nor does he have any intentions other than that he has met a potential good girl (in his eyes) and that he deserves nothing but the best. Britney is really lucky, mabye [sic] he'll spank the skank out of her."

Well said. Here's hoping.

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Ah, Screech. He's not only a sick f**k, but a liar.

The Gossip has officially learned what it has been saying all along - that the release of the infamous Dustin Diamond sex video was no accident after all. Zoinks!

In shocking news, the man known best as Screech Powers now confesses to Details magazine that he was in on the release of the now-infamous sex video from the start.

While he did not mention whether there is a "package double" on the tape, Diamond says in the interview that someone was threatening to let the Screech sex tape (Saved By The Smell?) loose, so he called up Red Light District and struck a deal with them to beat the "sleaze guy" to the punch and make some money.

"We backdoored them," he said, pun possibly not intended.

So much for his war of words with celebrity porn broker David Hans Schmidt, the so-called "sleaze" who got his hands on the tape and has maintained that Screech was in on it from the get-go.

We could have told you that. Known for integrity and candor, David Hans Schmidt has shown himself to be a gentleman and a true professional. If he's not the personification of the American Dream, we don't know who is.

In any case, the Dirty Sanchez distributor is going to be an amateur porn star before you know it. Eat your heart out, Mary Carey.

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From the looks of it, former Miss California Candice Sanders might want to think twice about getting married - or engaged - again.

Before the beauty was engaged to maniac sportscaster Jim Lampley, she was married to another man - who wouldn't sleep with her.

Last week, TMZ first reported that Sanders, the 2003 Miss California USA, accused sportscaster Lampley of drinking and repeatedly throwing her against a wall on New Year's Eve and had him arrested.

Now, the site has obtained court documents that annulled Candice Sanders' union to a Jehovah's Witness, Marlon Muller - a man who actually refused to have "marital sexual relations" with her.

The papers, filed in Los Angeles County Superior Court in May, charge that Muller committed "fraud" in the marriage because he wouldn't give up his religion after their wedding and wouldn't have sex with her.

And we thought Britney Spears had a strange love life. Seriously. T.H. Gossip does not mean to talk $h!t about religion, but what kind of faith prohibits one from doing one's beauty queen wife? That makes TomKat and those crazy Scientology followers seem almost normal.

In the Sanders-Muller case, the court agreed with the beauty queen and annulled the marriage after just six months. Lampley, for his part, has denied all allegations, and hasn't acknowledged that he is (or was) engaged to Candice Sanders.

Man, these beauty queens find their way into the craziest situations. In Sanders' case, of course, it wasn't really her fault. The same probably can't be claimed by Tara Conner or Katie Rees. Speaking of which, have you seen the latest Katie Rees pictures? She's surprisingly clothed.