Granted, it's a $35 million prison without bars.
Not an actual correctional facility like that crybaby skank Paris Hilton is once again confined to (and thankfully so).
But the shackles of Scientology are formidable nonetheless.
The once-lovely Katie Holmes wrapped filming on her new movie, Mad Money in Louisiana last week, theretofore returning to her
But at least the sweet-toothed actress didn't leave town empty-handed. And no, we're not talking about her stuffing Adam Rothenberg into a suitcase. Sadly.
Before heading home, she ordered eight dozen cupcakes and several pies from Cush's Grocery and Market in Shreveport, La. She also lavished the cast and crew with desserts from the store.
"She wanted some cupcakes for the road," a source tells People.
Truly stop-the-presses style news, we know.
In the last two months, Holmes has made a tradition of treating her Mad Money colleagues to everything from snow cones to cupcakes and pizza.
Reports state that her husband, Tom Cruise, has been jumping up and down a lot and yelling "woohoo! woohoo!" a la Daffy Duck.
The submissive mother of Suri Cruise has placed more than a dozen orders to the bakery at Cush's, including requests for red velvet and peanut butter and chocolate cupcakes.
For Mother's Day, Holmes had 28 dozen of the sweet treats delivered to everyone on the set, and she and Cruise would also order meat pies and chicken salad from Cush's deli.
Looks like Katee Holmes was about the only one didn't receive any treats from her namesake.
"Katie's assistant started coming in and bought a couple of dozen cupcakes," the source says.
"She loved them and it just took off from there."
All we have to say is this: Don't let Britney Spears near the set. Girl loves to eat sweets and junk food. And have nervous breakdowns.