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Move over, Kate Walsh. We know your fiance is rubbing your belly, but we've got much smaller, more anemic fish to fry in the celebrity pregnancy rumor department.

Here Nicole Richie is, glowing and possibly growing, and hiding her face behind some sort of doggy bag, during a recent trip for some sushi.

It appears that unless she's suddenly developed a hankering for cheap domestic beer, someone got Nicole Richie pregnant. Check out that beer gut and/or baby bump!

The countdown continues to the shocking, tearful announcement that Miss Nicole Richie is pregnant, possibly engaged to Joel Madden, OMG like real sorry for that DUI, and does not wish to replace Paris Hilton in the slammer.

We don't know what's more frightening... that a fossil like Hugh Hefner can bed Playboy models like Holly Madison (and that his boys can still swim), or that someone in his right mind would actually give Nicole Richie the hot beef injection.

Let's just hope he was giving it to her wheelbarrow style. Rumor has it that it's easier to knock someone up that way. Gravity is on your side!

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After taking most of Sunday off, The Hollywood Gossip staff is pleased to learn, upon its return to the office, that Britney Spears remains a beacon of sanity, class and maturity.

The troubled pop princess popped into a Beverly Hills salon to get a French-tipped manciure to complement her trashy bleach blonde hair extensions, reports TMZ. Upon leaving the premises, Britney Spears showed off her hot new nails… one of them in particular.

Spears Bikini Photo

PHOTO CREDIT: Ramey / TMZ

No word on why the photographer who got this money shot of Britney was saluted in such a manner. Maybe he tried to snap some Jayden James pictures? Or made a wise crack about Spears getting the wheelbarrow treatment from the great J.R. Rotem?

In any case, we can only wonder why Brit so adores her Tom Cruise style shades… or whether she is wearing any panties at the time this picture was snapped, yo.

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Ah, the glory that is Spencer Pratt. The slimy one's ambition love for Heidi Montag knows no bounds, and his greed passion for life is incomparable.

Sitting at a cafe next to his plastic fiance, have successfully engineered a staged engagement as a publicity stunt, Spencer Pratt can't help but dream about his future with Miss Montag... or the money he can make off it.

As for Heidi Montag herself, she's got things on her mind as well. Not too many at one time - an airhead can only process so much - but she's got big dreams of her own, people.

The former roomie and BFF of Lauren Conrad has been there, done that when it comes to getting plastic surgery, preening for the cameras, saying "like" every other word and strutting around for "spontaneous" bikini photos.

What Heidi Montag she really wants is her own nude Playboy spread.

Hey, if Amanda Beard nude can instantly become the talk of the Hollywood Gossip world, imagine what kind of buzz a buck naked Heidi could generate: The Hills uncovered!

Whether we actually get to see this or not remains to be seen. But there's little doubt that the celebrity gossip world's most hated couple is thinking about it.

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Although there was plenty of drama predicted for David Beckham's final game for Real Madrid - the real (side)show was in the stands as wife Victoria chilled with pals Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes to cheer Posh's husband David on.

Victoria Beckham and her lame friends, all wearing obligatory oversized sunglasses, lit up the stands with superstar wattage. And weird ass hair.

Becks and Wife

Katie Holmes, 28, with her new hideous sleek bobbed hairstyle, looked like a dead ringer for new best friend Posh Spice in her short-sleeved minidress.

It didn't take long for the Hollywood couple to put on their characteristic public display of affection. The movie stars shared a kiss as Real's third goal was scored.

The previous day, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes were spotted arriving at the German Church of Scientology headquarters in Berlin - at 2:45 a.m.

They took a vacation from Holmes' prison without bars to hit up Europe and visit a memorial to Count Claus Schenk von Stauffenberg, who attempted to assassinate Hitler in 1944, and to meet some of the quote-unquote religion's German leaders.

The visit has sparked fears that Tom Cruise, 44, will "inject" some serious Scientology propaganda in his next film, in which he plays von Stauffenberg.

While in Berlin, Katie and daughter Suri Cruise took the opportunity to see Knut, the polar bear rejected by his mother.

"Katie Holmes asked for a private visit and I showed her around myself," said Dr. Ragnar Kuhne, curator of Berlin Zoo.

Then the Cruises headed to Madrid to catch up with the Beckhams. Victoria, 33, held onto four-year-old Romeo, who was wearing a Real shirt with his father's number, 23, and "Daddy" on the back.

No idea how Beckham did in his final game. We didn't check. No one cares about soccer. Besides, he was probably too fixated on his wife's huge breasts to perform up to his abilities.

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All work and no play make Justin Timberlake a dull boy? Apparently.

In a new interview with the UK's Daily Mirror, Justin Timberlake admits he sent new flame Jessica Biel home from his European tour.

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel in Love

Why? Because despite fabulous wealth and a host of famous girlfriends, he wants credibility as a real musician, and is focused on putting on a good show.

Jessica Biel wanted to hang around on tour, but JT put the kibosh on that.

Think about this. Turning down opportunities to see Jessica Biel topless in the sink. The man has serious willpower.

What's next, Britney Spears eschewing photo ops with no pants?

According to Justin, a budding music mogul who just signed Esmee Denters to his new record label, Tennman Records, he put Jessica Biel on a plane home because:

"This tour is important to me. I'm doing it really seriously so there's no question of playing sweethearts."

Especially since JT won't even call Biel his special lady yet, even though he's been romantically involved with her since January; she's just a "very dear friend."

Justin should be careful, though. With a body and face like hers, Jessica could be somebody else's "very dear friend" before long. Once we learn who her new Cash Warren-like fella is, we'll let you know.

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Late last week, we profiled the lovely Lauren Conrad in our celebrity fashion spotlight. Readers somewhat surprisingly approved of LC's short shorts and suspenders look.

Today, we take a look at quote-unquote tennis star Anna Kournikova. The Russian hottie, who never won a singles title despite massive hype, was best known not for her skills, but for being hot and marketing herself incessantly. No complaints here.

Anna Kournikova Photograph

In the recent past, however, the girlfriend of Enrique Iglesias has been looking rather gaunt. See this pic at last year's General Motors Annual Ten Celebrity Fashion Show (below, left).

Yeah, downright Nicole Richie like. However, a year later at last week's Nature Conservancy benefit, Anna Kournikova appeared to be a touch thicker and more glamorous (right).

But you tell us. Which Anna Kournikova outfit do you prefer? And do you notice a difference in her appearance? And is Enrique worthy of her love?

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That pathetic loser Candy Spelling is at it again.

The senile old bag has been in the news lately for shafting daughter Tori Spelling and for writing letters to new daddy Larry Birkhead and the jail-bound Paris Hilton. Now she's desperate for attention again and picking yet another fight via TMZ.com.

Of course, she's lambasting Britney Spears.

As if getting the revelation that she got railed wheelbarrow style by J.R. Rotem weren't humiliating enough for one 24-hour period, Britney now finds herself the subject of a worthless, way-too-much-time-on-her-hands Candy Spelling tirade.

One in which, ironically, the shriveled snob rips the pop star's crotch shots and nipple slip tendencies, then goes on to - really - criticize Britney Spears' "sorry grabs for attention." 

** ring ** Hello? Kettle? Hi! What's up. This is the pot calling. You're black!

She also references Britney's wigs, which makes us wonder if Candy has read much celebrity gossip of late. Her wigs were sooo two months ago. Trashy bleach blonde hair extensions are her signature look these days. Stay on your medication, lady.

Anyway, here's Candy Spelling's letter to Britney Spears, via TMZ ...

Dear Britney Spears:

You made me do it. I didn't plan to write another letter. I took two weeks off from TMZ because I didn't feel strongly about what anyone was doing - or couldn't decide which side to believe.

You've driven me back to my laptop to ask why, if you have to slither in and out of cars, do clumsy imitations of gymnasts and wear clothes that are just too tight, trashy or skimpy, do you have to pose in front of photographers all the time?

Continue Reading...

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Quote-unquote music producer J.R. Rotem had massive amounts of sex with Britney Spears.

And he's not afraid to disclose his kinky sexual position of choice for doing the pop princess.

Kind of makes the usual news about Britney Spears - the nipple slip, the crotch shots, the fashion faux pas, the floundering career, the kids, the ongoing feud with Lynne Spears - seem dull.

According to J.R. Rotem, he and Britney Spears had a heck of a good time back during their brief fling, which lasted between one sexual encounter and a few weeks, depending on who you believe.

So what did they do, exactly?

"I f**ked Britney wheelbarrow style!" J.R. Rotem tells Blender, before amending that.

"Just kidding," he says. "It was tractor style."

Tractor style? The Hollywood Gossip's research department has uncovered no evidence of such a position existing, so it's clear that J.R. Rotem either made up a special new move or is making some kind of white trash joke at Britney's expense.

As far as the wheelbarrow goes, UrbanDictionary.com describes it as intercourse, up against the wall, in which the male (J.R. Rotem) holds the legs of the woman (Britney Spears) apart, like a wheelbarrow, as he leans against the wall and thrusts feverishly.

Sounds like something Kendra Jade would be familiar with. See illustration below, along with a picture of the greasy, Spencer Pratt-like Jonathan "J.R." Rotem with Spears last year.

All his wheelbarrow fun wasn't without consequences for Rotem, who says that after his affair with Brit became public, he was nixed from Kevin Federline's MySpace friends. Bummer.

In the end, Britney and J.R. "decided for both our careers that it would not be cool to have a romantic relationship," says he. Or one based on hard core sex, more accurately.

In the past, Rotem has boasted of other conquests - Bai Ling, Hayden Panettiere, Mya and Meagan Good, among others - though he didn't divulge specific details, other than to say that none of those young ladies "got him as far" as Britney.

Britney soon moved on to Isaac Cohen, who, oddly enough, also divulged details of making sweet love to her in an extensive interview after their brief relationship ended in February.

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Some stars, such as Britney Spears, dress so badly that we can only assume they are blind, dressed by their mothers, or certifiably insane. Possibly a combination thereof.

Fortunately, there are young celebs who can actually pull off the latest fashions - including some rather unusual looks. Of course, it helps to be ridiculously cute.

Lauren Conrad and New Boyfriend?

Case in point: Lauren Conrad. The star of The Hills rocked short-shorts and with suspenders to the A Time for Heroes / Elizabeth Glazier Foundation benefit in L.A. June 10.

What do you think of this look? Can the ex-BFF of Heidi Montag pull this one off? Does it work? Or is it too big a stretch even for a cutie like Lauren Conrad? 

She may be starting her own fashion line, but shorts and suspenders are a tricky look to execute. Tell us, is this a hit, or is it back to the drawing board for LC?

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Although the rift between Britney Spears and her mother, Lynne Spears, has been growing for quite some time, it was Lynne's budding relationship with Kevin Federline's previous ex, Shar Jackson, that pushed it over the edge.

While Britney Spears, 25, was at Promises Center in Malibu following her nutso head-shaving incident and umbrella rage, Lynne was getting to know "the other woman."

Distraught Britney Spears

That's what she considered Shar Jackson, K-Fed's original source of baby mama drama, to be. But the two soon got, like, real close.

It all started when Lynne dropped grandsons Sean Preston, 21 months, and Jayden James, 9 months, at the Tarzana, Calif., home of their dad, Kevin Federline.

Shar Jackson, 30, who also has two children with Kevin Federline, 29, was there as well, and ended up watching Spears' sons in addition to her kids.

After meeting, Lynne Spears and Shar "started talking all the time," a pal of Shar says. As a result, when she learned of this, Britney Spears became enraged.

"She decided she had to cut out everyone who she thought was using her, and that included her parents," says a source close to the crotch shot and nipple slip queen.

Jackson confirmed the friendship this week, saying, Lynne Spears is "a really nice lady... It was easy for us to get along once we met."

She also thinks it's time for Lynne and Britney Spears to work it out.

"They are mother and daughter. They need to talk already."

Well put, Shar. Well put. T.H. Gossip's only other question? Has Lynne Spears ever chilled with Dina Lohan? No one compares to that self-promoting, pastic train wreck, but there could be a potential BFF-ship there. Just a thought.

Heck, Britney might even name her new album after Lindsay Lohan! OMG!

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