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Teaming up with Hilton Hater to bring you the latest celebrity news, Hollywood rumors and gossip since 6/6/06.

As Entertainment Weekly so accurately observes, someone with an advanced anthropology degree has to explain to us the dating and mating habits of the teenagers of Laguna Beach.

T.H. Gossip simply can't understand the romantic behavior exhibited on this episode, even by Laguna Beach standards. Last night we were treated to the kids' traditional spring-break migration to Cabo San Lucas.

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Actress Cate Blanchett is very fair-skinned, classically beautiful, and almost angelic looking. How ironic, then, that we would compare her to Satan. Yes, we are convinced that somewhere, Cate and Heather Mills have similar appearances, even if this photographic evidence doesn't fully support it. Think about it... and check it out:


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Call him the caped crusader... or just a complete jackass.

In any event, Kevin Federline swooped onstage for a hot performance at the KIIS-FM/West Hollywood Halloween carnival yesterday, as the rapping aspirant and father of four officially released his debut album, Playing With Fire.

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The Marines may like to look at Jenna Jameson, but sadly, that enjoyable act will be restricted to magazines and videos like the rest of us (Craig Schelske included, no doubt).

The reason we bring this up is not because of our love for Jenna Jameson pictures, but because the porn star's boyfriend, ultimate fighter Tito Ortiz, was scheduled to give a speech as a guest of honor in front of 800 men in uniform at a "birthday" ball at the Marine Corps Air Station Miramar in San Diego on November 12.

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Rocker Prince is apparently playing an invitation only, private event at Club Rio tonight in Las Vegas -- marking the start of his taking up residence at the hotel as a permanent performer.

Rumor (not Rumer -- will that ever get old?) has it that Prince may be out to take over Club Rio (located inside the Rio hotel) and re-name it 3121, the same name given to his last album.

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Although October 26 marked Keith Urban's 39th birthday, the occasion was less than celebratory. Urban, who's been pulling a Nicole Richie (minus the whole starvation thing), spent the day in a treatment center for alcohol abuse. It's quite sad, and leaves many questioning the future prospects of Kurban.

Meanwhile, Keith's wife of four months, Nicole Kidman, also 39, dined at the Beverly Hills restaurant Matsuhisa, ordering sashimi along with a smattering of her Australian relatives.

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On October 26, a rep for Nicole Richie announced that the "actress," whose weight slipped to 87 pounds this summer, was undergoing treatment for her weight issues.

She postponed filming her reality show, The Simple Life 5, dropped out of sight for three days, and moved into a friend's house for support.

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When T.H. Gossip first heard that the amazing Kevin Federline had authored a confessional essay for the New York Post to commemorate the release of his debut album, Playing With Fire, we expected it to read something like this:

"Yo, yo, yo! What up, motherf&%kers! This is K-Fed. Holla! My album just dropped today, b!tches, and yo, that sh!t is so f%king tight! Damn. I got more hits than my n!gga Pete Rose and I drop phat beatz like I drop Britney's panties -- when she lets me out of the basement, that is. Yo."

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