Pete Doherty Somehow Beats System Again
British rocker Pete Doherty smiled and hugged fans outside court on Monday after a judge ruled he will not serve jail time for possession of drugs including heroin and crack cocaine. District Judge Jane McIvor ordered the 27-year-old Babyshambles singer to pay $1,525 in fines and court costs and forbade him from driving for four months.
"I feel relieved," Doherty told reporters outside Thames Magistrate Court in London, while pissing on a wall. Just kidding.