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If Paris Hilton's pussy could speak... it would be pretty damn exhausted. And also say a lot of inane things. Because no one really understands what cats are saying when they meow and purr. How would we, after all?

No idea. But we sure like to believe we know what animals are thinking, and with that said, it's time for a different feline perspective (and an appropriate one, given that it's Paris' BFF)... that of Nicole Richie's terrifying pussy.

Posted in: Nicole Richie

Britney Spears has filed a petition for divorce from Kevin Federline.

That's right, it's happening! The T.H. Gossip staff -- particularly its members with the screen name Free Britney -- are in a state of shock. And have already (as a tribute to our beleaguered boy Snoop Dogg) broken out the champagne and the motherf&*king condoms.

Posted in: Kevin Federline

In case you didn't believe us earlier, Nicky Hilton really is dating the ex of Mary-Kate Olsen. Yes, we know that we first reported it was the ex-beau of Ashley Olsen. But here's the thing -- they look really similar, those crazy Olsen girls! Try to watch Full House and tell them apart! Seriously! They're like twins! In any case, our bad. Please direct your attention below.

Posted in: The Olsen Twins

Britney Spears has often been the subject of ridicule, but she drew some good-natured laughs Monday after popping in on the Late Show with David Letterman unannounced.

Sporting a blonde bob and a cute, short black dress that showed off her newly svelte shape, the wife of K-Fed and the mother of Jayden James surprised the host by walking onstage behind him as he was sitting at his desk.

Posted in: Britney Spears