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A picture is worth a few hundred words, as they say. In this one, Nicole Richie and boyfriend Brody Jenner take the plunge on Splash Mountain at Disneyland, where the much-talked-about, extremely annoying 25-year-old celebrated her birthday. The lovebirds appear to be having a blast, but we can't say the same for the dude behind them, who was apparently taken aback by Richie's alien-like figure.

Posted in: Nicole Richie

Personally, we love it when celebrities get busted. It makes us feel less bad about our own previous arrests. To all police officers in a certain small town that hosts a certain liberal arts college that will remain nameless -- we did not know you could be charged with DUI while cruising around town in a golf cart. And we're kind of sorry.

From good ol' Mel Gibson's recent drunken rampage to the famous exploits of music mogul/thug Marion "Suge" Knight and that freak Michael Jackson, there's always a celeb getting nabbed for something -- and T.H. Gossip will be hot on the trail each time.

Posted in: Mel Gibson

Looks like someone must be cracking the whip over at the Spears / Federline compound. Yup, Sean Preston has been barking at Dad to get a f*%king job!

Just kidding. Well, probably. But we do know this for sure: It's only been a few days since Britney and Kevin brought little Sutton Pierce home, and already, that hyper-fertile jackass K-Fed is hustling to pay for his share of the bills.

Posted in: Kevin Federline

Shar Jackson, the D-list actress best known for being Kevin Federline's first baby's mama, shared her tale of sorrow on a very special episode of The Dr. Keith Ablow Show. We're not sure what The Dr. Keith Ablow Show is or what network it's on, but if it's got Shar Jackson as its lead guest, it's gotta be headed for the cancellation bin within the next couple of months.

Jackson, who was knocked up with one of K-Fed's many offspring (that motherf--ker's boys swim!) when he dumped her for Britney Spears, talked about her pain of breaking up in the public eye.

Posted in: Kevin Federline

In romance news, don't mistake Mary-Kate Olsen for a pushover just because she's an anorexic, scary-looking, alien-like stick-figure.

The itty-bitty former Full House star maintained what is being called a "tight grip" on her rocker-looking "date" while making the scene at NYC hotspot Bungalow 8 with sister Ashley on Thursday night, the New York Post.

Posted in: Mary-Kate Olsen