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Teaming up with Hilton Hater to bring you the latest celebrity news, Hollywood rumors and gossip since 6/6/06.

Yes, it's true. Apparently Britney Spears really doesn't want K-Fed feeding off her anymore, and justifiably so. That guy sucks ass! As a result, she's reportedly going to be offering up the first adorable little Jayden James Federline pictures for free.

Why does this matter? Because we have no lives. And because by doing so, Brit will avoid triggering a little-known clause in the couple's prenuptial agreement that guarantees K-Fed receives get a portion of any proceeds from selling pics of their kids.

A few weeks back, we took a look inside the brain of a poor, pathetic pooch practically being tortured by Paris Hilton. The other day, we showed you exactly what Paris Hilton's pussy was thinking. Now, it's time we got a glimpse of what goes on in the very small, one-track mind of the hotel heiress herself.

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Following his estranged and once again extremely hot wife's divorce filing yesterday, Kevin Federline found time amid massive amounts of partying to file his own petition against Britney Spears in Los Angeles Superior Court.

In direct contradiction to Spears' petition, Federline asks that the court award him sole physical and legal custody of their two children, Sean Preston and Jayden James.

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If Paris Hilton's pussy could speak... it would be pretty damn exhausted. And also say a lot of inane things. Because no one really understands what cats are saying when they meow and purr. How would we, after all?

No idea. But we sure like to believe we know what animals are thinking, and with that said, it's time for a different feline perspective (and an appropriate one, given that it's Paris' BFF)... that of Nicole Richie's terrifying pussy.

Posted in: Nicole Richie

Britney Spears has filed a petition for divorce from Kevin Federline.

That's right, it's happening! The T.H. Gossip staff -- particularly its members with the screen name Free Britney -- are in a state of shock. And have already (as a tribute to our beleaguered boy Snoop Dogg) broken out the champagne and the motherf&*king condoms.

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