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For those of you complaining that 100 percent of our Hayden news is focused on Heroes' Hayden Panettiere ... here's a Hayden Christensen sighting!

This handsome young actor, best known for completely butchering the legendary character of portraying Anakin Skywalker in Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith, is seen here getting into a hot hybrid Lexus on Wednesday in Los Angeles.

Takers Movie Poster

The Lexus might not be the only ride Hayden Christensen takes today.

The owner of said car? None other than Rachel Bilson, who he's been dating for awhile now! You don't hear a lot about this couple in the media.

Besides his hellacious acting ability, we don't know why. She's really cute at least! Then again, she's not exactly a media whore. Talking to you, Heidi Montag.

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Come on. Who do you think she is?

  • Paris Hilton?
  • Britney Spears?
  • Lindsay Lohan?

She's not. Hayden Panettiere has some actual talent - not to mention brains when it comes to handling the invasive celebrity news media.

Hayden Panettiere Fashion

For the second consecutive day, the Heroes starlet managed to thwart a potential upskirt / crotch shot from the eager paparazzi as she exited a vehicle on her press tour. All we got to see on Larry King Live was her pretty face. That's a good thing.

Denied! Hayden Panettiere nixes another crotch shot.

Your score, after two days: Hayden Panettiere 2, Paparazzi 0. Photographers hoping for a Hayden Panettiere upskirt shot might as well quit trying now.

The girl can't even buy beer. She's not going to get drunk and let her guard down. As for what co-star Milo Ventimiglia sees behind closed doors, that's another story.

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Michael Vick is totally becoming a chew toy ... literally (for dogs) and figuratively (for the legal system)! The problems just keep piling on!

The Atlanta Journal-Constitution has obtained court documents that indicate the embattled NFL star tested positive for marijuana September 13, and will now face even more strict release conditions from a federal court judge.

In court documents yesterday, the judge ordered Michael Vick to submit to drug testing, "for determining whether the defendant is using a prohibited substance."

The judge also ordered Vick to stay in his Virginia home - with electronic ankle monitoring - every day from 10:00 p.m. to 6:00 a.m. No Les Deux for you, #7! Moreover, he has to foot the bill for the service. It's a dog-eat-dog world, no?

ABOVE: A stressed out Michael Vick looks to roll a joint at a press conference following a tough Falcons loss. It's tough running an NFL offense and a dogfighting ring.

In addition, Vick has been ordered to attend a substance therapy program and get mental health counseling. Vick will be sentenced to prison time on December 10, after entering a guilty plea in federal court on charges related to dogfighting.

He faces up to five years in prison. The State of Virginia is also filing new charges against Vick, though his lawyers contend that legally, he can not be convicted for the same heinous, ridiculous, stupid crimes twice.

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We know Britney Spears is perhaps the most famous public restroom user ever - who doesn't use the can at Quizno's while celebrity news photographers crowd outside?

Yet this week, the train wreck took it a step further, not only stopping to use the toilet at a public place, but inviting a member of the celebrity gossip media into the ladies' room with her, and reportedly, asking for help procuring a tampon. Amazing.

Brit and Rugrats

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Despite scenes of the couple registering for silverware on Monday night's episode of The Hills, the great Spencer Pratt says that a wedding gift registry currently bearing his name on the Internet is, sadly, not his.

"While a couple can never have enough cheese serving sets, sadly, that's not our registry," the pimply one told Us Weekly.

Yes, apparently some prankster is registering for $425 Tiffany & Co. silver salt and pepper shakers, among other lame things, in the names of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. Not surprisingly, though, guests don't seem to be in a giving mood, as none of the items on the list have been purchased.

Maybe at some point, Spencer Pratt will actually tell his parents that he's going to get married to Heidi Montag. That is, if this is not all a huge sham.

If they do post their real registry online, maybe Spencer can try to get family and friends to help defray the cost of Heidi's plastic surgery, or help him buy a ring that's not a knockoff. Or help him by some anti-acne cream. We could go on.

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After more than a year of coy answers from Ashlee Simpson regarding her May 2006 plastic surgery, in which she got a new face nose, her pimp father, Crazy Joe Simpson has finally confirmed that his daughter went under the knife.

In an interview with Fox News, Joe says he had no control over Ashlee Simpson's decision to undergo rhinoplasty.

Dumb and Dumber

"Girls have their own ideas," he shrugged. "Anyway, there was a real problem with her breathing and that was cured."

Joe, who also serves as manager to Ashlee, 22, and older sister Jessica Simpson, 27, credits good parenting as the reason his daughters haven't gone absolutely bonkers the way of Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears.

Joe Simpson and his cash cows daughters.

"We have a real family," he said. "You can't just put these kids out in the world on their own. I can remember a time when Jessica was singing at Madison Square Garden and her outfit ripped before she went on. We were there for her."

In other words, don't expect to see Jessica Simpson nude anytime soon. And then there was the matter of Ashlee's Saturday Night Live debacle.

"She'd lost her voice, and Jordan Schur [the head of her record label] insisted she lip-synch," he said. "She'd never done it before. She didn't want to do it. Anyway, she'll never do it again. We just did a huge tour, and there was no lip-synching."

The former Baptist minister also denies claims that he's a controlling father. "I don't tell my girls who to date or marry or what to do."

He also has no hard feelings against former son-in-law Nick Lachey, even in spite of the sexual photo scandal involving Nick and Vanessa Minnillo.

"I have nothing at all against Nick," Joe Simpson said. "But they got married very young. I told Jessica, 'You're going to hit an age when it's all going to be clear to you â€" life that is â€" and you'll know what you want to do.'"

Joe Simpson added: "I do blame 50 percent of their break-up on the media."

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Unlike Heidi Montag, someone's nose is growing.

When celebrity news reporters broached the topic of romance rumors between two stars of Heroes - Milo Ventimiglia and Hayden Panettiere - all they got were emphatic lies denials.

Nice Scenery

A co-star of Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia quickly shot down the recent rumblings (as well as a video closely analyzed by fans) that the 18-year-old actress and her 30-year-old co-star were excitedly, undeniably getting busy on the dance floor.

"Let's just end it here. The rumor is not true," co-star James Kyson Lee, who plays Ando, said to People at Tuesday's Lift Up America Meet Me in Miami premiere in Hollywood.

Riiiiiiight. And O.J. Simpson didn't not not kill nobody!

James Kyson Lee added about the romance talk:

"I think we were just surprised because they're 12 years apart - for people to even conceive that... I know there have been a lot of jokes, Hayden turning 18 and whatnot. At some point, you just have to let it go, and respect their privacy."

Mmm hmm. Expect us never to start rumors based on video evidence - he's all over her in the damn video - about celebrities ever again at T.H. Gossip.

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"U and ur hand" might be taking on new meaning for Pink's husband.

Reports out of Sin City say the marriage between Pink and Carey Hart may be fading to black. Or the rocks. Experiencing turbulence. And then some.

Pink on Stage

Although the singer's husband of 21 months, a motocross star, told the Las Vegas Review-Journal in August that "everything's fine" between them, celebrity gossip sites have run amok with rumors of the couple's itching to ditch their union.

"We're just not getting along anymore. We each need some more space. We need our distance. It's not like it was when we first started," Pink was heard telling friends on September 14 at West Hollywood hot spot Eleven.

Pink isn't wearing a wedding ring in this photo, taken September 19 in L.A.

Additionally, a pal of Carey Hart reportedly told Us Weekly that "Carey is tired of her always accusing him of cheating, and he's getting fed up with the constant arguing. He says he cannot deal anymore. It's his decision to put an end to this. They are 100 percent getting a divorce."

Pink's rep, for the record, calls the report "complete bullsh!t."

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Already looking at a steep federal prison term for bankrolling a dogfighting ring, Michael Vick now faces state charges that could get him more prison time.

His likeness has also been made into a dog chew toy product by a pet product manufacturer, which plans to donate proceeds from sales to charity.

Michael Vick, Eagles

After a Surry County, Va., grand jury indicted the Atlanta Falcons QB and three co-defendants Tuesday, Vick's lawyers indicated they will fight the state charges, saying he can't be convicted twice for the same crime.

The NFL star, scheduled for sentencing December 10 after pleading guilty to the federal dogfighting conspiracy charges, faces state charges of beating or killing or causing dogs to fight other dogs and engaging in or promoting dogfighting.

Meanwhile, some dogs filed suit against Vick last week as well. Their lawyers did, anyway. The canines themselves would no doubt enjoy a little taste of revenge, however... even if that taste is really just cheap plastic. See below.

The proceeds from sales of this $10.99 effigy of Michael Vick will be donated to animal charities. Here's what the makers of the toy say:

"Michael Vick's Dog Chew Toy is made of state of the art material. The Vick's Toy Doll is so strong and flexible, it will challenge every breed. Especially pit bulls."

The grand jury declined to indict Michael Vick and two co-defendants on eight additional counts of killing or causing to be killed a companion animal, felonies that would have exposed them to as many as 40 years in prison.

Vick's attorney, Billy Martin, said the counts concern "the same conduct covered by the federal indictment ... for which Mr. Vick already accepted responsibility."

Martin said he will "aggressively protect his rights to ensure that he is not held accountable for the same conduct twice."

But Vick was convicted of a federal conspiracy count while the state of Virginia's indictment deals with the act of dog fighting, said Steven Benjamin, a Richmond defense lawyer who is not involved in the case.

In pleading guilty to the federal charges last month, Vick admitted helping kill six to eight dogs, among other stuff. He faces up to five years in the can. No word on whether O.J. Simpson could somehow become his cell mate.

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Sadly, the prospects for a Kristin Cavallari guest appearance on The Hills are slim to none. But at least we still get the occasional chance to see Lauren Conrad's high school rival from Laguna Beach... in skimpy outfits, to boot.

Here's Kristin Cavallari in a bikini and tank top (if you can call it that) on the set of her new movie, Green Flash, which may suck a lot, but you know what, it still stars Kristin Cavallari, so at least it's got some hotness going for it.


Blue Bikini Babe

Kristin Cavallari photos: Not unattractive by any means.

As for whether you'll see Kristin Cavallari topless in this film, well, we wouldn't count on it. Chances are only a lucky Nick Zano will get to peep that.

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