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According to our friends at TMZ, IT didn't take long for deadbeat father of three and aspiring rapper Kevin Federline to find a use for that new Black AmEx card that his wife got him.

K-Fed announced that, despite a career that has yet to amount to anything, he's started his own record label, Federation Records.

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The 2007 Lingerie Bowl is months away, but one key player has already been placed on the Physically Unable to Perform list. Which is not un-ironic, considering her occupation.

Adult film goddess Jenna Jameson has reportedly been told she cannot play in the much-anticipated event for safety reasons. Her insurance provider fears the possibility of Jameson being injured in the event, which takes place somewhere during halftime of Super Bowl XLI. It features ladies in lingerie playing football. Badly. But come on. No one cares.

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As we've said before, just when you think the life of Britney Spears can't get any weirder, the bar is once again raised. Or, as is more frequently the case these days, lowered.

The September issue of Esquire has named little Sean Preston Federline the "Worst Dressed Man in the World" on its annual Best and Worst Dressed Men lists. Personally, we feel this less an indictment of Sean P. and more of a slap at his mother. She's the one in charge of outfitting the little pip squeak!

If you believe everything you read on the Internet, which The Gossip (by definition) pretty much as to, you'd know Hollywood's biggest star has been keeping his new baby daughter, Suri Cruise, under wraps because she's an alien, or may not even exist.

Baby Suri, not even four months old, is attracting the kind of snarky comments and speculation usually reserved for celebrities like Tori Spelling.

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This edition of Celebrity Look-Alikes goes outside the box... or spider-hole, if you will. And we will.

While it may seem crass to liken Mel Gibson to notorious former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein, and it is, consider that these upstanding gentlemen have something in common. They both hate Jews! A lot! Plus, there's just something about their mutually scraggly appearance that made this photo comparison inevitable.

If Britney Spears is looking for husband Kevin Federline to start pulling his weight around the house, she might want to consider a different approach. You see, the pop starlet has, according to a report, given her aspiring rapper and former backup dancer husband one gift that he won't leave home without.

That being a a high-rolling Black American Express card. You know, just in case the freeloading assclown needs to go buy something. Like his own airplane.

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