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When Jessica Simpson announced her split from husband Nick Lachey in 2005, she never guessed she'd be the heartbroken one more than two years later.

But it's true - Nick Lachey has been happily seeing Vanessa Minnillo nude for some time, while Simpson has endured a bevy of high-profile, failed relationships.

The list of douchebags the eldest daughter of Joe Simpson has dated is certainly not short - John Mayer, Adam Levine, Orlando Bloom, Owen Wilson, et cetera.

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Jessica Simpson: So much regret. So little talent.

"There is definitely a part of her that really regrets breaking up with Nick now," a Jessica Simpson friend tells Us Weekly in the magazine's new cover story.

That regret is starting to show. On October 26 (what would've been her 5th anniversary), Jessica spent the day "looking through old photo albums that she made with Nick... she said she was just being girly, but she was very somber."

"Jessica thought she would be with someone right by now," the pal said.

Could Jessica Simpson, who has recently started dating Dallas quarterback and celebrity gossip mainstay Tony Romo, be her own worst enemy?

Meanwhile, on a November 15 guest host appearance on The View, Simpson, who is currently recording a country music album in an effort to revive her sagging career, seemed to be pining for a guy ... a guy like Nick Lachey:

"I want a man," she said. "Somebody who's a really great family guy... Gosh, just somebody who's strong enough to be my man."

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Just as we finished talking about her love for kinky sex and the pregnancy rumors surrounding her, In Touch Weekly is reporting that Britney Spears is pregnant - and the father is none other than quote-unquote music producer J.R. Rotem.

Take a deep breath, people.

On November 14, In Touch claims, Britney Spears confided to her friends in e-mails that she is four weeks pregnant - and that she was sure the father was J.R. Rotem who she's been seeing on and off since she separated from K-Fed.

Britney Spears: Pregnant?

When asked about the rumors that Britney Spears is pregnant, J.R. Rotem confirmed to In Touch that the singer is, in fact, carrying his love child.

"It's true," J.R. Rotem says.

Well, there you have it.

On November 16, Britney Spears proudly e-mailed a copy of the ultrasound to her inner circle. For all her recent troubles, she seems convinced that a sibling for Sean Preston and Jayden James will turn her life around.

Spears also believes J.R. Rotem will turn out to be a great father, despite the fact that he talked openly and graphically about their sex life - specifically, his riding that ass wheelbarrow style - to Blender magazine earlier this year.

"Britney's not looking for another husband," a source close to the train wreck pop star says. "But she does like having a man in her life."

If Britney Spears is pregnant, it's really, really hard to see J.R. Rotem being a good father. But we sure hope it's true and can't wait to watch the debacle unfold.

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We all knew Britney Spears was into self-destruction, image-wise. Well, a recent report suggests that the train wreck likes taking beatings in the bedroom as well.

At least that's what Star magazine is claiming. That reputable celebrity gossip source reports that Britney's new mansion has a "Fantasy Room" loaded with "ticklers, whips and fur-trimmed handcuffs," as well as spanking paddles and a mirrored ceiling so she can watch her wild, crazy self go to town on dudes.

B. Spears Bikini Pic

There's also a rack of costumes Britney Spears likes to don when she does the nasty - schoolgirl, maid, and Cinderella, you name it. Man, that's hot ... sorta.

Watch out, Michael Marchand et al., Britney Spears is into pain!

A Star source also contends that Britney is so obsessed with Marilyn Monroe that she wants her nose redone to look like the self-destructive blond icon.

Oh, and it also claims Britney Spears is pregnant again. Hmm. Could Michael Marchand have enjoyed himself a little too much in the singer's sex lair?

In claiming Britney Spears is pregnant, Star quotes Britney Spears herself:

"Yes, I am pregnant and I am shocked? it is almost four weeks to be exact," says none other than Britney Spears, or someone claiming to be Britney, on her own MySpace page, according to Star. "I don't really know if I'm happy or sad I'm just ... idk ... I am happy I guess. I saw the ultrasound and it was really kewl!"

Well, alright then.

Star also reports that Britney Spears' house often features baby and dog feces on her white couches, and apparently the sex gear is sometimes left out in the living room, in full view of cute little mistakes Sean Preston and Jayden James.

We have to give the celebrity gossip tabloids credit on this story. Even if they are just making this stuff up out of nowhere, at least they're getting creative.

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Manager, wardrobe consultant, pimp - Crazy Joe Simpson wears many hats. It seems like the latter may be the most appropriate when it comes to Jessica.

If a report in the New York Post is to be believed, Jessica Simpson's hands-on dad delivered the (male) goods for his l'il girl, in the form of Tony Romo!

Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson: Her pimp/father approves.

Apparently the star Dallas Cowboys quarterback, who has been pining for Jess for ages, can do no wrong in the mind of Joe Simpson, a huge fan of America's Team.

So when Tony Romo recently asked to take Jessica Simpson out for a drink, the patriarch was more than happy to oblige. In fact, it went so well between Jess and Tony that Romo came over to the Simpsons on Thanksgiving Day, for turkey and perhaps, a little stuffing. Sorry, that was crass. But too easy. Says a source:

"Jessica is happy. She's been texting everyone about how great [Tony Romo] is."

We're guessing she doesn't mean his throwing arm, if you know what we mean. All we have to say about this is that we feel sorry for poor Sophia Bush.

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Man, we were just starting to think that the drama between Heidi Montag and Lauren Conrad was dying down on The Hills. Just kidding. We so weren't.

In any case, Heidi has followed in the footsteps of her former BFF and come out with her very own clothing line! At a recent event for the clothing chain Anchor Blue in Los Angeles, Heidi confirmed her new project to People, saying:

"It's going to be called Heidiwood, and I'm so excited! It's going to be very price oriented. I want all my fans to be able to buy it. I want to bring that fashionable clothing line down to a price range where people can actually afford it."

Heidi Montag will debut her own clothing line next year.

Hmm. Could that be a shot at the Lauren Conrad fashion line, which features many items over $100? You can't help but read into everything she says.

And what does Heidi Montag expect from the line, which launches next spring, when compared to the line of clothing launched by her co-star on The Hills?

"I want to do some cute spring dresses, some little flowy summer dresses, some fun things for girls. The [Lauren Conrad] fashion line is more bows and a little girlier, mine's going to be more sexy and fun. I think they can both do well. They're very different. So good luck to her. I'm not doing this to compete."

Okay, well, we've got to give credit to H-Mont on being diplomatic there. But is there room in the land of The Hills for two fashion designers? You tell us.

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Another day, another set of Gossip Girl photos from the set of the hit CW series. The well-dressed stars were spotted filming in Manhattan as usual this week. Here's a couple of Leighton Meester (Blair) and Chace Crawford (Nate) ...

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Chace Crawford and Leighton Meester: Young, talented, well-dressed.

While their characters appear to be broken up as of the most recent episode of Gossip Girl, these two sure would make a cute couple, don't you think?

Too bad Chace is already taken - by Carrie Underwood! As for Leighton, we aren't sure if she's single... but she sure does look like Minka Kelly.

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As we reported earlier this month, Britney Spears finally had a sudden growth of brain cells and hired a driver to help shoulder the load behind the wheel.

Which is great, as the court says she can't drive with Sean Preston and Jayden James in the car, and she sucks at it to boot. Well, it was good while it lasted - mere days later, T.H. Gossip has learned that the driver is already history.

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Sean Preston and Jayden James: Fighting for their lives.

The chauffeur/driver Britney Spears hired to drive her, the young children and the famed court monitor around town is resigning his post. The reason:

"Driving for Britney Spears is a liability." Who would've guessed.

A source close to Spears said that the driver and a monitor both had very close calls with paparazzi and other vehicles while driving Spears around.

A close call? Quiet down, you losers. She normally drives through red lights - or with no license, or into other cars, or over the feet of unsuspecting celebrity news reporters! A close call? That's nothing. Call us when you hit someone.

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Singer Lily Allen says she wants to retire at 25 and live on a farm. That implies that she makes it until that date. She was diagnosed with a heart murmur about three months ago, Allen revealed in an interview.

The British singer, 22 â€" who dropped from a UK size 12 to a size eight in six weeks â€" says her sudden weight loss stems from exercise following the health scare, not from hypnosis or because she wanted to be "some skinny minnie."

"I love nothing more than sitting in front of the telly with two packets of Ginger Nuts and two bags of milk-bottle sweets â€" and I devour the lot," she said.

"But this heart thing has made me cut back on that of crap," she added. "I now find that, because I am looking after myself, I don't feel like eating bad stuff so much."

Lily Allen has been a frequent, vocal critic of many young stars - the Nicole Richie types - for being anorexic, and for having no redeeming qualities, basically.

She has also said she is a bigger mess than Amy Winehouse, although she might want to rethink that after a string of recent events with Blake Fielder-Civil.

Although she's put boozing on the back burner, Lily Allen admitted, "I should probably  also give up smoking, but haven't quite managed that yet."

Yeah, that wouldn't hurt. A heart murmur is often harmless but can also indicate a hole in the heart or a heart valve problem. Four out of five experts believe it is slightly less harmful than Britney Spears' lack of sanity.

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Lance Armstrong who? Grey's Anatomy star Patrick Dempsey makes like the cycling champ and rides to glory (or at least to the store) in Los Angeles this week.

Patrick Dempsey Photo

The man behind McDreamy is a major auto racing and cycling enthusiast.

The writers' strike in Hollywood has Patrick Dempsey temporarily out of work, but on the bright side, that means more time with the bike - and the kids. He also has a big, hit movie out right now with Enchanted. Life is good for this doc.

Life will also good for you, readers, if you follow the link and check out The Hollywood Gossip's gallery of Patrick Dempsey photos. Hotness alert!

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After a trouble-plagued year, Amy Winehouse is canceling all her remaining live and promotional appearances, citing doctors orders and saying how she can't perform without her husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, at her side.

"I can't give it my all onstage without my Blake," Amy Winehouse wrote on her official site. "I'm sorry, but I don't want to do shows half-heartedly; I love singing. My husband is everything to me and without him it's just not the same."

Winehouse in St. Lucia

Blake Fielder-Civil was jailed and is being held without bail after allegedly trying to bribe a witness in his trial on assault charges stemming from a 2006 fight.

The decision of Amy Winehouse, 24, to cancel all shows comes "on the instruction of her doctor," according to a statement released by her record label:

"The rigours involved in touring and the emotional strain that Amy has been under in recent weeks have taken their toll. In the interests of her health and well-being, Amy has been ordered to take complete rest and deal with her issues."

Earlier this month, at her first show since Fielder-Civil, 25, was busted, Amy Winehouse delivered a shaky performance, was booed and stormed off stage.

The cancellations cap off a rather turbulent year for the singer. She married Blake Fielder-Civil in May after being engaged only a few months, then struggled through a brutal series of health and myriad substance-abuse issues.

In August, Amy was hospitalized and treated for exhaustion, canceled a number of tour dates and checked into a "retreat" with Fielder-Civil.

In October, she was arrested in Norway on a charge of marijuana possession, paid a fine but appealed it, saying she had not understood the charges.

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