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Kevin Federline's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, is (K-)fed up with Britney Spears - and TMZ reports that he will be seeking sanctions against her.

Sources connected with the case say Kaplan is furious that Britney was too "sick" or "anxious" to give a deposition Monday - but not too sick to go party that evening.

Plans are underway for Kaplan to ask Commissioner Scott Gordon to bar Britney Spears from asking for anything more than she already has under court order.

This is - rather amazingly - the fourth (!) time Britney Spears has not shown up for her mandatory court deposition, and Kaplan feels the train wreck should not be allowed to have her pork rinds and them too. Well, so to speak.

In other words, she should not be allowed into court to ask for custody if she won't sit for a deposition to determine if she really is a fit parent.

Mark Vincent Kaplan could ask for other penalties, including attorney's fees. He could also ask that Spears be held in contempt, but he probably won't go there. Yet.

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Is there anything the Olsen Twins - or as PETA calls them, the trashy, fur-wearing Trollsen Twins - love more these days than making out with random dudes?

Well, E! Online reports that Mary-Kate Olsen is the latest of the brittle twins to be spotted in a club with her tongue lodged firmly in the throat of a beautiful man.

Mary-Kate Olsen of Weeds

The lucky fellow? Dave Annable, of Brothers & Sisters fame. Holla!

Dave Annable, who does a terrific job as the youngest of said siblings, Justin, on the acclaimed series, is quite a hunk. We can see what Mary-Kate Olsen sees in him.

Another plus is that he's only seven years older than Mary-Kate Olsen, which is much more respectable than her sister's alleged Lance Armstrong hookup.

Nevertheless, we don't expect Dave Annable to last - Mary-Kate boy toys never do. We'd love to place bets on which famous stud one of our favorite, frail twins will make out with next, but we just can't. Oh whatever, we'll give it a shot. Some odds:

  • Sean Avery - 3:2
  • Hunter Parrish - 4:1
  • Stavros Niarchos - 9:2
  • Cisco Adler - 6:1
  • Max Snow (whatever happened to that guy) - 20:1
  • Perez Hilton - 2,000:1

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Say what you want about The Hills' Heidi Montag's choice of fiance (Spencer Pratt) or treatment of friends (Lauren Conrad) - the girl knows how to sing!

NOTE: Not really.

Better Double Bag It

But Heidi Montag will be damned if she doesn't try to milk her quasi-fame for all its worth, be it launching a fashion line, recording an album or (reportedly) shopping her own reality show. But today we're talking about her "music."

The aspiring singer's new single, "Touch Me," was leaked on Thursday and obtained by Team Heidi president Perez Hilton. Perez says that the single was not meant to be released and is a bona fide leak, made exclusively to him. And would he lie!?

Heidi Montag embarks on a music career. She thinks.

"It's a leak," Perez Hilton quotes a music insider as saying. "It is one of a few songs [Heidi Montag] did while working with David Foster at Warner Bros. However, it is not on her album that is being produced completely by Theron "NEFF-U" Feemster, who produced the Mary J. Blige single for the new iPod commercial. And, he has worked with Michael jackson, Dr. Dre, 50 Cent, Ne-Yo and Eminem in the past."

Well, there you go. You can listen to the track (if you dare to risk hearing loss and waste your time with numbingly run-of-the-mill pop drivel) Perez posted HERE.

Oh, and speaking of Perez Hilton, one thing's for sure - we'd rather listen to Heidi Montag sing than watch the alleged latest Ray J sex tape ...

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Taking a break from seeing Minka Kelly naked and recording lame songs about feelings, John Mayer poses for a photo with Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens.

We feel bad for Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens.

Efron

We'll give Zanessa a free pass, though. We know they didn't want anything to do with this and our hearts go out to them for even being in the same room as this loser.

Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgens and John Mayer: Two High School Musical hotties, one very large head. Two quality vocalists, one source of occasional nude photos.

The two young stars and John Mayer were seen at the after-party for Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story on Wednesday. Also in attendance at the bash held at Hollywood Social were Sacha Baron Cohen, Will Ferrell and other celebrities.

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Tyra Banks claims she has never bashed Britney Spears.

The Hollywood Gossip makes no claims of any such kind.

The controversy involving Tyra Banks? Many celebrity gossip and news sources are abuzz with word that, during a recent private party, she uttered this quote:

"[Britney Spears] should just go ahead and kill herself after the album and go out like Marilyn [Monroe], very grand. She should have done it after the last album."

Ouch! We know the Anna Nicole Smith comparisons are reasonable, but just kill herself, Tyra? That's harsh! But the America's Next Top Model host issued the following statement Thursday, denying she said that $h!t:

"Britney Spears is a friend and we correspond with each other. These alleged statements attributed to me are completely false."

Britney Spears and Tyra Banks. Both of these women are a little crazy, but only one has demonstrated a propensity for wearing no underwear. Our point? We're not sure.

No word, however, if Banks would approve of Britney Spears playing the Virgin Mary - as reported in some new movie - or Britney's general train wreck status.

No word on how Tyra feels about Janice Dickinson calling her fat, either.

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CNN has leaked the names of current and former baseball players who were identified by the Mitchell Report as being users of steroids... at some point.

Of course, by "identified," the Mitchell Report means simply that the named players are rumored to have used steroids based on unconfirmed testimony from "various sources" including reputable clubhouse attendants personal trainers.

The Hollywood Gossip is shaken by this news, since a large part of its net worth is tied to its prized complete, mint condition 1989 Topps baseball card set.

Now that Wally Joyner, Lenny Dykstra and other stars of yore have been exposed as frauds by the Mitchell Report, that set is likely to plummet in value. It is a sad day.

Not surprisingly, the biggest name on this steroids list is Barry Bonds. One can only wonder if those hot Kimberly Bell nude pictures were also steroid-enhanced.

No word on whether Barry Bonds supplied mistress Kimberly Bell with HgH.

Also not surprisingly, Alex Rodriguez was not named on the Mitchell Report, but tried to upstage Major League Baseball by singing a new contract hours before the report's release. At least a few hundred million should keep Cynthia Rodriguez happy.

Follow the jump for the full list of alleged steroid users in Major League Baseball, past and present, as named in the Mitchell Report ...

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If you like to read The Hills spoilers or wanna know anything that's going to happen in the eight "bonus" episodes of the hit reality TV show, well... TOO BAD!

Sources say that villainous Scouple pencer Pratt and Heidi Montag - astonishingly - are still very much together and not even trying all that hard to hide it.

Spencer the Caveman

In fact, here is a nice picture of Spencer and Heidi outside Koi - ironically, acting anything but - following Monday night's epic season finale of The Hills.

Sources have also said that the pair is currently playing along with MTV's "reality" while supposedly shopping around a new, Spencer and Heidi-only reality show.

Additionally, insiders have revealed to Perez Hilton that there will be some big shake-ups on The Hills next season. Namely when it comes to Teen Vogue.

"Teen Vogue doesn't want to be affiliated with the show anymore," a source tells Perez. "But they're not obviously going to say that on the show."

Reportedly, Lauren Conrad is going to "think about quitting" and struggle with that for a few episodes. On a related note, The Hills producers are also trying to figure out what to do about Whitney Port and her full-time job at the magazine.

Other reports say that Whitney Port has been trying to get a spin-off show of her own, and while we would love nothing more, we simply can't believe that.

As for Audrina Patridge, well... we don't have any good Hills spoilers or gossip that involves her. Nothing, guys? Anyone hear anything about Audrina? Hello?

[crickets]

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What more can you even say about Lindsay Lohan at this point?

Seeing her side-by-side with J.R. Rotem speaks for itself. The train wreck star and the alleged music producer have spending a good amount of time together lately, since he's reportedly working with her on her upcoming third album.

Searching For Her Soul

Our guess is that Lindsay - who already has a pair of million-selling albums in Speak (2004) and A Little More Personal (Raw) (2005) - is working on a new instrument as she records her new album. We're talkin' about the meat bugle, people.

Lindsay Lohan and J.R. Rotem: It was a pairing destined to happen at some point.

We're officially out of material here. The only questions on our minds are:

  1. When will In Touch Weekly report that Lindsay Lohan is pregnant?
  2. Does J.R. Rotem wear those sunglasses while he's doing her?

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Sam Lutfi has been sighted!

Well, at least he's been heard from.

After a week of silence following an Us Weekly report that he may be an Al Qaeda terrorist detailing his shady past, Britney Spears' confidant has issued a statement regarding the singer's most recent ridiculous antics.

Spears did not show at a deposition in her custody battle with ex-husband Kevin Federline, his attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, said yesterday.

The reason? She was really anxious, y'all!

Sam Lutfi, Spears' controversial pal who was apparently with her, told E! Online the following: "We got up and got ready to go. Her attorneys came to pick her up, but when she saw the media frenzy outside her house, her anxiety skyrocketed."

As we said yesterday, this doesn't seem to stop her from going out whenever she wants a Frappuccino, but that's neither here nor there.

Britney Spears is seen in tears a lot more often than she's seen in pants.

Mark Vincent Kaplan said in response: "Approximately 10 minutes after her council appeared they were notified that due to an illness or medical condition, Ms. Spears would not appear today and consequently the deposition is not going forward."

He didn't say when the next deposition would happen.

Britney Spears was supposed to show at Kaplan's Los Angeles office at 10 a.m. to face a barrage of questions, including her past drug and alcohol use and her alleged failure to follow court orders. But, y'know, the anxiety gone come. Dang it.