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Nicole Richie is definitely possibly pregnant.

But is she also about ready to walk down the aisle?

Sources tell that Richie may wed Joel Madden - her rocker beau - as early as next month. Yes, Joel is reportedly making an honest anorexic out of her.

"[Nicole Richie] has been shopping around for a wedding dress," a loose-lipped informant reveals. "She's calling around looking for a dress, and asking stylists for help."

She doesn't have a dress yet? What the hell else does Nicole Richie have to do with her time? Certainly not eat or work. This story smells worse than K-Fed.

When would the wedding be, were there to be a wedding? Today and tomorrow, Joel Madden and Good Charlotte are performing in Quebec, then they have another date in Canada July 10.

But the tour doesn't pick up again until early August, when Good Charlotte tours with Justin Timberlake. July wedding, anyone? Count us in!

As long as they serve weed and Vicodin as wedding favors, of course.

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When Isaiah Washington used a homophobic slur on the set of Grey's Anatomy, Katherine Heigl spoke out against him and T.R. Knight responded by coming out of the closet.

Now that he's been dismissed from the hit ABC medical comedy / drama, his castmates have been dead quiet - and it's Isaiah Washington who's doing all the talking.

And being rather delusional in doing so.

Wow, if there were ever a person who made the stuff spewing out of Britney Spears' mouth appear lucid, well, it isn't Washington. But man, he's still nuts!

In an interview with Newsweek, Washington's latest outburst covers racism, "homophobia rehab" and versions of events that may surprise. Read on for excerpts:

On the on-set fight with Patrick Dempsey:
"Patrick Dempsey and I had a disagreement that got out of hand and that I regret a great deal. I said a lot of negative things that were never reported, but one word caught everyone's attention, particularly someone who wasn't even in the room with us. Someone heard the booming voice of a black man and got really scared and that was the end."

On where that "one word" came from:
"Growing up in the South, I wasn't exposed to as many different lifestyles and personalities as I could have been. That's always a problem, because the more you're exposed, clearly the more you know and understand."

On his stint in counseling:

"There is no rehab for homophobia. That was just some crap put out by the network. I went into an executive counseling program which many people in this industry know about and go to. They knew what the program was but chose to call it what they wanted to fit their agenda."

On the double standard of forgiveness:
"I apologized and showed remorse for what I said and for the pain I caused anyone. If a black man can't get forgiveness in this country, when so many other people like Robert Downey Jr. and the governor of California get second and third chances ... I think that says a lot about race and this country where we stand."

THG NOTE: Hey man, Paris Hilton went to jail, okay? She did hard time. You didn't see her playing the race card. We don't wanna hear about it!

On what he saw as existing prejudice:
"It didn't help me that I was a black man who wasn't a mush-mouth Negro walking around with his head in his hands all the time. I didn't speak like I'd just left the plantation and that can be a problem for people sometime. I had a person in HR tell me after this thing played out that some people were afraid of me around the studio. I asked her why, because I'm a 6-foot-1, black man with dark skin and who doesn't go around saying ‘Yessah, massa sir' and ‘No sir, massa' to everyone?



Thanks to People, as usual, for this collection of celebrity quotes.

"I was basically in the fetal position, basically in hysterics."
- Paris Hilton, on her first sleepless nights in jail

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"I think my height intimidates people ... When I tower under people, it's horrible."
- The 5'2" Paula Abdul, on her new Bravo reality show Hey Paula

"I think people see the cliché of the rock star. We're supposed to get married every three years... trade in, trade out. I don't dare say 'trade up.' I made a good deal the first time. If Angelina Jolie came in today, I wouldn't trade."
- Jon Bon Jovi, on his successful 18-year marriage to wife Dorothea

"Who else died? My career after coming to Australia."
- ER star John Stamos, after appearing on an Australian talk show in an apparent altered state, later blamed on being jet lagged.

"It was the morning after I'd spent some time with a few of the girls and I was lying in my bed, and I went, 'I want to be a Spice Girl.' And then I went 'Oh my God, I AM a Spice Girl!'"
- Geri Halliwell, on when she realized she wanted to reunite with her Spice Girls band mates

"My head is going to be so huge ... Now I may or may not wear pants for my takes with Steve from now on. I want to give him something special to think about."
- John Krasinski, on being told that his costar on The Office, Steve Carell, discussed his "hotness" to People

"I'm not sure when or why the tabloid angle on me was decided that I am a cad. I'd have much rather it had been that I am secretly a dentist or that I love soup."
- Zach Braff, addressing rumors of his reported womanizing on his blog

"We want to do a remake of Duets."
- Paul Rudd, on the next project he would like to tackle with frequent costar Seth Rogen, to GQ

"I'll be Huey Lewis."
- Knocked Up star Steh Rogen, on his preferred role, should that opportunity to remake a film ever arise

"I feel much better now and am delighted to announce that Brad and Angelina may choose to adopt my appendix and give it a loving home."
- Alleged comedian and talk show host Jimmy Kimmel, after returning to work following emergency appendectomy surgery last week

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Everyone knows that Britney Spears just wants to have fun.

What she doesn't want to do is do anything resembling singing.

It turns out Spears won't appear at Cyndi Lauper's "True Colors" concert on Saturday after all. The demands of the producers were just too great!

Earlier this week, Britney Spears' choreographer, Misha Gabriel, announced that the pantsless train wreck would perform at Lauper's show alongside musical acts like Erasure, Debbie Harry and The MisShapes.

But now, apparently Cyndi Lauper's camp is reportedly telling Britney Spears something along the lines of "don't call us, we'll call you... never."

A source now tells the New York Post's Page Six, "There's no way. Britney said she would only dance or lip-synch - and to be on stage with Cyndi, you have to actually perform. It's not happening now."

THG NOTE: We're no music experts, but if you can't hack it at a Cyndi Lauper show, Britney, that doesn't exactly bode well for your big career "comeback."

The news is sure to come as a blow to Rosie O'Donnell, who is scheduled to appear in the show as a special guest, and gave a special shout-out to the troubled Spears in a video posted on her blog last week.

Before Roise posted that photo of her daughter, that is.

Meanwhile, reports are surfacing Britney Spears and mom Lynne Spears have not exactly patched things up, as was recently reported by this celebrity gossip site and others.

Britney Spears is reportedly still pissed that Lynne went and talked to a glossy about her - and feels "betrayed" by that as well as being "forced" into rehab.

A stint that obviously did so much good. Anyway.

OK! Magazine (via MSNBC) reports that despite rumors of their reconciliation being a done deal, Britney is "furious" that her mom had spoken to Us Weekly, given Britney's, um, not great past with that particular celebrity news rag.

"Britney feels betrayed," says an OK! source. "Her mom should've contacted her - not the media - if she wanted to talk."

At least if Lynne wants to see grandchildren Sean Preston and Jayden James, she can just go over to Kevin Federline or Shar Jackson's place.



Okay, so she doesn't make trips to the bathroom to "freshen up" in mid-interview, talk about self-mutilation, threaten to beat Blake Fielder-Civil's ass, then proceed to carve his name into her stomach with a shard of glass.

But an interview with Lily Allen is still nothing to sneeze at.

Like fellow British sensation and sometime-rival Amy Winehouse, Lily Allen is a talented singer who sure knows how to make people blush.

From her weight to her self-esteem or her love life or her detest for celebrity gossip, the cutie is known for speaking so openly that her adorable accent can't mask the shocking content.

A recent New York Magazine interview with Allen offers more of what we've come to expect.

The "Smile" singer and unabashed lush expounds on a number of topics, such as Hollywood gossip, Michael Bloomberg, bikini waxing, Lindsay Lohan and lesbian dreams. Below are some excerpts.

On why she got into entertainment:
"When my parents were away and stuff, I had to get myself off to school and I could never be bothered to do it. But when my dad was an actor, I remember I'd stay with him when he was on location and people would knock on his door in the morning. 'Come on, you've got to get up! You've got to be in the makeup chair in two minutes!' I knew then that I wanted someone to wake me up in the morning. 'Oh, okay! I'll be an entertainer. I've got no responsibilities. Perfect.'"

On how many Lily Allen siblings there are out there:
"I don't know. I honestly don't. My dad lies about it. He's like, 'Okay, it's eight.' And I'm like, 'We know it's 12.' There are a few years before he met my mom that are unaccounted for, but law of averages would say he had five [kids then]."

THG NOTE: Shar Jackson, you have before you a challenge. But we are confident that you can shatter this record if you try.

On genetics and trade-offs:
"I've got my dad's short legs and long back. My mom, my sister, and my brother all have blonde hair and blue eyes. I'm the only one like this. My sister's very tall and beautiful. But then again, I'm talented and rich."

On being in the tabloids:
"I think people hate me in England. I'm in the tabloids. I don't want to be but I am. I say 10 million nice things and then I'll say one thing that annoys me and it's like, 'Lily Allen slams Madonna. Lily Allen slams Lindsay Lohan.' I become a person who badmouths people."

But come to think of it:
"I can't f*%king wait until Lindsay Lohan goes to jail. 'Boo hoo hoo. I'm going to jail.' Good. Does that mean you'll stop showing me your pussy now?"

THG NOTE: We can't even imagine what would come out of Allen's mouth if the topic of Britney Spears ever came up. Someone's gotta get on that.

On the biggest difference between America and England:
"They get their [hoo-has] waxed. I get a strip, a runway strip. I don't think I could get it done in England. They stare. They spend ages at it. Get it over and f*%king done with!"

There you have it, readers. Nothing along the lines of Brittany Murphy stating that someone is stalking Simon Monjack, but good sounds bites just the same.



Is someone trying to harm Brittany Murphy?

(Someone besides her crooked husband, Simon Monjack?)

A source who used to work for the clueless star says she talks darkly of "a high-powered Hollywood player" who is allegedly stalking her.

When Simon Monjack, her then-boyfriend who she secretly wed in May, disappeared for a span of 10 days in April, Brittany claimed he was abducted by agents of a mysterious figure.

"When he came back, he had head injuries," says a source close to Brittany Murphy. "He was pale and sometimes had trouble standing."

Moreover, the former staffer also claims Brittany Murphy - who is worth tens of millions, minimum - said she was unable to pay him... because the money had been used for ransom.

However, the alleged kidnapping seems to exactly coincide with the dates reported by The National Enquirer that Simon Monjack, a British citizen, had been detained on immigration charges by federal authorities for overstaying his visa.

Simon Monjack, a screenwriter, is certainly not short of enemies... many readers of this very celebrity news publication among them.

As our readers' irate comments attest, a bevy of sources have posted unflattering stories on the Internet about his past relationships and business dealings.

On June 13, a man identifying himself as Arturo Globenfeldt posted a message on Monjack's IMDB page claiming he owes him $16 million in film investment money.

Globenfeldt, who is from Portugal, did not immediately respond to an e-mail. Reps for Brittany Murphy and Simon Monjack also did not respond to a request for comment.

The Hollywood Gossip take: It finally makes sense why Brittany Murphy would marry a man as shady as Simon Monjack. She is also insane! It's a great match!



No, Jason Wahler is not in that garbage bin… though he is trash.

Having recently relocated to a new home, lovely Laguna Beach leading lady Kristin Cavallari lugs a heavy load outside her L.A. residence Wednesday.

Kristin Cavallari, Pink Pants

She'd probably rather be dragging some other baggage with her (such as a designer purse or Nick Zano), but the California cutie is all smiles in this People magazine photo.

All we can say is that there are never enough photos of Kristin Cavallari, and we are grateful to MTV for introducing us to her, as well as Lauren Conrad and other reality stars.

Then again, MTV also brought us Spencer Pratt, but nobody's perfect.



Apologies to Bruce Willis for the headline. Please don't hurt us.

Britney Spears needs to stop drinking. That much we've gone over at length. But her liver and relationships with those close to her aren't the only things she's destroying.

Britney in Pajamas

We all know that Britney Spears has gone through a lot with her hair this past year â€" blonde, brunette, bald â€" but she seemed happy with her new hair extensions of late. But you know what they say, all mediocre things must come to an end.

After scalping herself alive in February, sources report that Britney Spears  attempted to dye her ratty blonde hair herself. It didn't go too well.

According to TMZ, Britney Spears' assistant - who we can only assume to be her cousin, Alli Sims - rushed over to the Epitome Salon in Bel Air around 6:00 p.m., because the pop star spilled black dye all over her face and freaked out.

Sounds like a rather "toxic" situation. Eh? Eh? The salon staff reportedly saved the day and sent Britney's bitch caretaker off with some much-needed dye remover.

Phew. You may now exhale. Tragedy avoided. Well, sort of. There's still the rest of her life, which is a train wreck. But again, we're not talking about that for at least a few hours.

What do you think of Britney Spears' latest hair color and look? Do you like her better as a blonde or with the these dark locks? And what's with the hat?



Rosie O'Donnell really hates the Iraq war. And to be perfectly honest, how can one not? Even former nemesis Donald Trump has stood by her on this one.

Much as Rosie annoys us regularly, at least in slamming the Iraq war, she's going after a worthy cause, rather than criticizing Tara Conner or American Idol for no reason at all.

Rosie O

But the outspoken critic goes to unusual, extreme and wildly controversial lengths to get her political views across. Recently, Rosie O'Donnell posted a bizarre picture of her 4-year-old daughter on her blog - looking like a terrorist.

It's a frightening sight, given that terrorists have been known to train children to be suicide bombers. And here we have Rosie, who has defended Iraq, Iran, and their leaders in lambasting the U.S. the war, posting a picture of her daughter dressed in camouflage and strapped with ammo.

The disturbing photograph was posted with this caption underneath it: "A picture is worth a thousand posts."

There was no explanation for the photo, but one can only assume it is meant to reflect the former View host's anti-war opinions - and how war destroys the lives of children.

Somewhere, Elisabeth Hasselbeck is fuming. And not smart, but sexy.

Meanwhile, the manly Ann Coulter ripped Rosie a new one with a blazing article in The Post Chronicle, branding O'Donnell "sick" and "hungry for attention."

Sounds like Britney Spears. But that's neither here nor there.

Coulter, the conservative blowhard, feels Rosie O'Donnell's stance on gun control is ridiculous, and quipped: "No one should have guns except my bodyguards," saying that when it comes to Rosie's personal safety, guns are okay, but when it comes to others, guns are bad.

Anne Coulter said of the disturbing photo of Rosie O'Donnell's daughter:

"I think this picture has set back gay adoption by about 20 years. I think this makes people think Rosie's kids should be taken away from her ... "

Wonder if Isaiah Washington agrees.



We know she's got some huge breasts.

Not to mention some hilariously big sunglasses.

Victoria Beckham, Daughter

But they may pale in comparison to the size of her bank account.

Victoria Beckham recently had a $500,000 closet installed for her clothes in the family's enormous new California mansion. Hey, you gotta have ample storage space, people.

She not only gets to see David Beckham nude, she gets to spend his money. A lot a lot of money. And she's got a fair amount of coin from her own days as one of them Spice Girls with Emma Bunton, Geri Haliwell, Melanie Brown and whoever the other one is.

Still, you wouldn't believe what kind of stuff you might find in Victoria Beckham's closet. And surprisingly, a submissive, mute Katie Holmes is not among them.

It supposedly features a leather floor, a crystal chandelier, $80,000 Andy Warhol shoe print, a computer that tracks when she wears items of clothing and a camera to give her a customized 360-degree "cat scan" of her outfit before she steps out.

Which is kind of a waste. We could tell Victoria Beckham every morning that she looks like a robot that should probably put on a bra - and at a fraction of the cost

No wonder she and David get along so well with Tom Cruise. These are people with so much money to burn that they probably light cigars with $100 bills on their yachts. Well, so to speak. We all know Scientology forbids things such as cigars. Pure evil.

To think, her time in America has just begun. We can't imagine what purchases are to come when Victoria Beckham starts getting a $50 million annual allowance.