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Not that this is news to us. She always has. But in her glory days, Britney Spears at least used to mask her lack of talent with catchy dance-pop beats and half naked Music videos. It did the job. Multiple times a day for some guys, undoubtedly.

Anyway, this latest "song" released by Britney and obtained by Perez Hilton is nothing short of horrific. The ballad features Spears shrieking away in a nasal, tone-deaf manner that makes you long for the tranquil sounds of fingernails on a chalkboard. And don't even get us started on some of the lyrics:

Posted in: Britney Spears

He may be an egomaniac and anti-Semitic loon with a bad driving record - not to mention a penchant for blowing his top.

But in the spirit of rehabilitation and second chances, a Malibu, Calif., judge has just given Mel Gibson two thumbs up!

Posted in: Mel Gibson

Looks like Arizona Cardinals quarterback and Heisman Trophy winner Matt Leinart and oily heir Brandon "Greasy Bear" Davis have a lot in common.

And we're not even talking about the fact that Matt has likely hooked up with Brandon Davis' BFF, Paris Hilton. We're talking about sweating. Hard.

Posted in: Brandon Davis