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She may or may not be voicing Knut the polar bear in a new movie about the ursine specimen, but Suri Cruise looks destined to be an entertainer.

Not only is the 21-month-old a fan of the Spice Girls, but according to mother Katie Holmes, she has also become a fan of American Idol.

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Holmes â€" who is getting panned by critics for her comedy Mad Money â€" told Ryan Seacrest about Suri's American Idol passion on his radio show.

When Seacrest said he could probably hook the Cruise clan up with some tickets, the soft-spoken Holmes said, "I would be very grateful."

Holmes did not comment on whether Suri believes current Idol hopefuls Kady Malloy, Kristy Lee Cook and Carly Hennessy are all ringers.

Maybe Suri Cruise will audition for American Idol herself one day.

For now, Katie has her hands full with baby Suri, who is "is growing fast and talking more and more. I am constantly surprised."

She probably felt the same way about that Tom Cruise Scientology video.

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No, we're not talking about Jason Wahler.

We mean baggage in the literal sense. Suitcases. She's traveling through LAX airport once again! Her destination: fame and fortune.

NOTE: Please tell us if you know where Lauren Conrad is actually headed.

Lauren Conrad prepares to go through security. Too bad we weren't there to perform a search. Actually, it's not too bad. That job would totally suck!

LC, who says she doesn't know how long The Hills will go on for, looked cute as ever as she toted her pink suitcase through the airport.

Certainly a lot cuter than Heidi Montag.

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One recently got married, the other engaged.

One used to have a problem with crystal meth and peeing on stage; the other still has a problem with keeping her mouth shut.

Scarlett Johansson, Nude Dress

The parallels don't end there. They both wear hideous coats!

At left, Fergie heads out of her hotel in a Juicy Couture coat last spring, while Katherine Heigl goes shopping in L.A. in her windowpane jacket.

Money and fame apparently can't buy style.

Anyway, here they are. Which babe wears this look better, the Black Eyed Peas singer / solo artist or the Grey's Anatomy actress?

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No one on The Hollywood Gossip staff or anywhere in the world wants to wake up one morning to learn that Britney Spears is dead.

But, you have to ask yourself, after some of the events in Britney's life over the past few months, would it really surprise you?

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No. As we reported, the Associated Press began preparing Britney Spears' obituary within the past month, celebrity news sites report.

Probably with good reason. There are more than a few parallels to the tragic fall of Anna Nicole Smith, and Spears seems unwilling to get help.

These are just a few of the magazine covers featuring Britney Spears' woes. Years in the making, her fall from grace has escalated rapidly of late.

Britney Spears: An insane, mentally ill time bomb. And this was before the stop at church, the pregnancy fake-out, and the latest custody hearing no-show.

Spears has clearly gone off the deep end lately, parading around in no pants, buying pregnancy tests and speaking in a British accent.

People have been speculating as to why this is, and some think the singer has multiple personalities. Whatever the reason, it's unsettling.

At least she has Adnan Ghalib watching out for her.

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Brittany Murphy loves being married to Simon Monjack.

Really. She's been making this point a lot. In public no less!

Seemingly trying to convince everyone in sight that she's not brainwashed by good ol' Con-jack, the lesser-known Brittany of the celebrity gossip world is happy with Simon Monjack, whose shady past we've documented at length.

At the Sundance Film Festival, Murphy gushed about just celebrating her 10-month wedding anniversary to her British "screenwriter" husband.

Wow, 10 whole months. How did you do it, Brittany Murphy?

Then again, this is Hollywood we are talking about. In this alternate universe, 10 months may actually qualify as an enduring marriage.

Right, Pamela Anderson? Britney Spears? Tracey Edmonds?

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You may now exhale, celebrity gossip readers.

Spencer Pratt says he and Heidi Montag are as solid as ever.

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In the world of Spencer and Heidi, we assume that to mean faking engagements for the purposes of The Hills, staging vacation photos in Cabo San Lucas, giving "exclusive" interviews to anyone, and laughing all the way to the bank.

Rumor has it that Speidi may be on the rocks, however.

A report in the New York Post surfaced late last week claiming Spencer Pratt "was eyeing other women" at the L.A. premiere of Cloverfield.

A source was quoted as saying Pratt left Montag's side "to ask for another girl's number ... and she turned him down... Heidi was clueless."

But Pratt set the record straight, telling Us Weekly: "It's completely false. Heidi and I didn't leave each other's side the entire night."

No word on whether Spencer peeped our Audrina Patridge crotch shot.

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Harlow Madden has new company in the celebrity baby world.

Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman welcomed a baby boy Saturday night, the first child for the 27-year-old singer and her music executive husband.

Max Bratman

"Christina and Jordan are proud to announce the birth of their son Max Liron Bratman. He is a beautiful, healthy baby boy!" a rep for the couple announced. "Mom is resting and doing well!"

Max Liron Bratman weighed 6 lbs., 2 oz. and was measured at 20.5 inches. We wish this couple nothing but the best!

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We welcome you, celebrity news fans around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest. This week's winner: lucy lesbian. Congratulations!

The winning reply appears below the pic. Scroll down the page to read the full list of (hilarious) captions we received. Please come back and play every week!

Hillary Clinton and Sarah Palin Texting


Oh look, there's someone Bill hasn't f***ed.