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While the celebrity sex video itself may be anything but, the Gene Simmons sex tape remains hot - as a topic of discussion on the Internet.

That said, in case you're interested in watching the rock star do his thing, we've found a site with few good clips of the Gene Simmons sex tape.

KISS Singer

But first, we must warn you of the following points ...

  • While it's not exactly riveting action, Gene Simmons is definitely having intercourse with a model, so it's not safe for work. Use caution.
  • Said model possesses physical attributes that many might consider hot, but you must cope with a lot of Gene Simmons naked, as well.
  • Gene doesn't bother to remove his pants until late in the game.
  • Before going to town on this lovely lady, Simmons apparently selected "I Wanna Know What Love Is" by Foreigner as his sex soundtrack.

Alright, you have officially been warned. You may WATCH HERE.

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Heather Mills doesn't have the best reputation in Great Britain (or anywhere), but Londoners were stumped when Heather's face for some reason popped up all over London - a series of naked pics on call-girl flyers! Check it out ....

Heather Mills' Bad Hair

Fake or not, Heather Mills is seriously nude in these enticing advertisements!

The photos are actually part of a random, guerrilla marketing effort by the National Coalition of Anti-Deportation Campaigns, though we can't imagine Heather Mills' sordid, high-end call-girl past can be a coincidence.

We can't help but point out, also, that there are real, actual Heather Mills naked pictures out there, and not exactly in short supply.

Way to waste time faking them, morons!

On an unrelated note, this is the second most random (and slightly foul) story we've reported today, following only the Gene Simmons sex tape.

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Looking very much like a young Britney Spears, Jamie Lynn Spears fills up at the gas station, baby bump hidden yet again by a baggy t-shirt.

To think that just a few months ago, on a fateful night (or day), it was Jamie Lynn's getting pumped by Casey Aldridge that resulted in ...

A Jamie Lynn Pic!

Sorry. Worst segue ever. We're saying they had sex. According to a recent report, it wasn't the first or last time Jamie Lynn made such a request.

Anyway, here's a photo of Jamie Lynn at the gas pump. Fortunately, selling her baby pics for $1M will offset the cost of filling up a Range Rover ...

According to Life & Style Weekly, which is up there with In Touch Weekly and OK! Magazine among the very worst best celebrity gossip magazines, JLS has been forbidden from seeing her boyfriend in public by mom Lynne.

Lynne Spears doesn't want Jamie to be photographed in public with Casey Aldridge, the magazine says, and the pictures of Jamie Lynn and Casey holding hands while running errands earlier this month reportedly enraged her.

"[Lynne Spears] doesn't want to keep reminding the world that Jamie Lynn is pregnant," says a Spears family friend.

"She's worried Hollywood won't ever see her in innocent roles again."

Okay, phew! We were scared for a minute there that Lynne Spears was merely concerned about her daughter's privacy, but no, she's worried about something far more important and close to her heart - her precious, precious paychecks.

Don't forget to play this week's Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest featuring a pregnant Jamie Lynn! Even if you already played, give us another one!

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Jessica Simpson is head over heels in love with Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo - and close pals say they may get engaged soon.

"I think [Tony and Jessica] are going to get married," Tony Romo's close friend of three years, Michael Starr, tells Us Weekly.

Home Wrecking Fun

This bold prediction comes on top of Romo's former fling, Sophia Bush, saying pretty much the same: "I think they could go the distance."

"They are really perfect for each other," the cute One Tree Hill star and mutual friend of Romo and Simpson, added.

"They're both funny and wonderful and kind people. I'm rooting for them."

DOUBLE DATING: When will Ashlee Simpson, Pete Wentz, Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson get married and start spending the holidays together as in-laws?

Even Simpson's ex-husband, Nick Lachey, who is currently tanging Vanessa Minnillo, has chimed in to add his blessing.

"I wish her nothing but happiness," he said. "If she's found that... good for her."

We, too, wish Texas' hottest couple a long, happy future chock full of embarrassing box office bombs and divisional playoff defeats.

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We sort of feel bad for Prince Charles here.

As a straight male, one cannot help but picture Scarlett Johansson naked within seconds. We have it easier than he, as in our jobs, we can freely admit this.

Scarlett Johansson Red Head

However, Prince Charles might want to dial down the ogling a little.

The picture below says it all as Charles greets Scarlett Johansson at the London premiere of her new film, The Other Boleyn Girl, on Tuesday. Oooooga!

NOTE: Scarlett Johansson's co-stars, Eric Bana and Natalie Portman, were also there. Though it appears they weren't as high on the Prince's to-do list.

His Royal Highness Prince Charles can't help but pay homage to Scarlett Johansson's tremendous assets... er, talents. Nice work, Chuck. Ogle away, dog.

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George W. Bush may have really low approval ratings, but at least he can distract himself with the paternal rite of passage of writing fat checks - in preparing for the upcoming wedding of Jenna Bush and Henry Hager.

The president, who is currently on a trip to Africa, joked with Ann Curry of the Today show when asked how the wedding is coming along: "It's coming like I have nothing to say about it, that's how it's coming."

"Oh, really?" inquired Curry. "They're not letting you do anything?"

"They're letting me spend money," the chief executive said.

Laura Bush was more far more expansive. Hearing what her husband had said to Curry, she interjected, according to The Washington Post: "Jenna and I have been having a really good time planning the wedding."

Henry Hager and Jenna Bush will marry this spring.

Laura Bush added: "It'll be small and private, just what Jenna wants. I think it'll be lovely and simple and just perfect."

Jenna Bush, 26, and Henry Hager, 29, will officially get married May 10 at the president's ranch in Crawford, Texas, sources say.

The couple's engagement was announced in August.

In November, Laura Bush said that she "of course" had fancied the idea of a White House wedding for daughter Jenna.

"But I also know it wouldn't be very private," she said. "And of course we want to do what Jenna wants to do."

In potential First Daughter news, Chelsea Clinton is the prime age (27) to subject Bill and Hillary to a similar situation. Barack Obama, meanwhile, has a ways to go before he's writing the checks - his daughters are only six and nine.

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You gotta love PETA.

No matter what else is going on in the celebrity news world, they will always be there to give us material, chastising peeps for wearing fur and leather. It's as reliable as the weekly photo of Britney Spears in no underwear.

The animal rights group's list of 2008's Worst-Dressed Celebs includes the likes of Aretha Franklin (the biggest loser, in more ways than one), Lindsay Lohan, Eva Longoria, Kate Moss, Kylie Minogue and Marilyn Manson.

Some excerpts from PETA's recent rants about the above criminals ...

Aretha Franklin

How 'bout some R-E-S-P-E-C-T for animals? Aretha, when you waddled into the Grammys, you looked as if you were going to perform "I Am the Walrus."

Eva Longoria
In her trashy furs, Eva Longoria looks like the streetwalker of Wisteria Lane. Eva is one "desperate housewife" in need of a quickie divorce - from her stylist.

FUR REAL: PETA is hating on Eva Longoria.

Lindsay Lohan
I Know Who Killed Me
isn't just the title of Lindsay Lohan's latest bomb, it's the cry of the animals snuffed out so she can pose in their pelts. There's no road to recovery for the foxes who are anally electrocuted so that you can look skanky.

THG NOTE: Gross.

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: You can't complain about the recent Lindsay Lohan nude photo shoot, can you, PETA? No fur there! Well, except for the crotch of fire.

Kate Moss
Nothing completes the transition from supermodel to super tramp like a fur coat. If Kate could see with those bleary eyes, maybe she'd clear her closet of those furs.

THG NOTE #3: Time to follow Lindsay's lead, Kate. Moss hasn't shown us any topless photos in, what, weeks? Get it together, you waif!

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What will it take for Britney Spears to regain custody or at least some visitation rights with her two sons? That we can't say for sure at this time.

But the pop star's tentative reconciliation with her father, Jamie Spears, is a big step in the right direction, says Kevin Federline's lawyer.

Britney Spears Lingerie Pic

Mark Vincent Kaplan was full of praise for Jamie Spears, who has emerged as a controversial, but positive force in Britney's life recently.

"Jamie Spears' presence is an extreme positive," Kaplan said, adding that Jamie's presence could make it possible "to develop a visitation plan that enables [Sean Preston and Jayden James] to have a mother in their lives."

While Britney's visitation with Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, was discussed at Tuesday's custody hearing, there were no official changes.

Spears has not seen her sons since the January 3 standoff with police at her home. K-Fed has full custody of the boys pending further notice.

Mark Vincent Kaplan represents Kevin Federline, but he - along with K-Fed and everyone else involved - has his eye on reuniting Britney with Jayden James.

Still, Kaplan said of the future point in which Britney can share the kids again, "[Jamie] brings that day closer. Absolutely."

Jamie Spears' role as conservator - overseeing Britney's medical treatment and estimated $100 million fortune - has attracted its share of criticism.

Britney Spears herself is seeking legal remedies to regain control, says attorney Jon Eardley, who believes Jamie's conservatorship is a "violation of [the singer's] civil rights" and has challenged it in federal court.

We speculate that Sam Lutfi - ostracized by the Spears clan after it was alleged that he drugged Britney - is behind Jon Eardley's filing.

Mark Vincent Kaplan, for his part, sees Jamie's control as a "huge step."

"From the ground up," Kaplan said. "[Jamie] is stabilizing the situation, removing people that may not have had Britney's best interests at heart."

Does that mean Britney Spears could see her kids soon?

"We all want this as soon as possible," said Kaplan. "That's Kevin's desire - to have his kids visiting their mother. That's everyone's goal."

The FedEx man has indicated that he wants Britney to regain at least some custody or visitation, even as she receives treatment for bipolar disorder.

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It's funny how Lauren Conrad and Carrie Underwood end up in so many of our celebrity fashion clashes here at The Hollywood Gossip.

Maybe we're biased towards a pair of celebrities we have crushes on, but at least some of it must have to do with their trendy fashion sense!

Kylie Jenner Fashion

In this case, the country singer rang in New Year's Eve in Times Square in the same Betsey Johnson coat that The Hills star recently rocked.

Somehow, they both make it work. Possibly because they're beautiful and can pull off anything. But tell us, who wore this coat better?

Carrie Underwood vs. Lauren Conrad... you decide!

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We're sorry, but we must report it. The Gene Simmons sex tape has officially hit the open market. Now, try to cleanse your mind of that thought.

Well, after you look at the photo below.

Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed

According to AVN, the Gene Simmons sex tape was allegedly made while he was promoting ... Frank's Energy Drink.

Also, the woman in the video is not Shannon Tweed (Gene Simmons' longtime partner and mother of his two kids) but some random model named Elsa.

Elsa is a spokesmodel for Frank's Energy Drink. Part of her job description apparently entails letting Gene do his thing Ray J style...

A still photo from the Gene Simmons sex tape. Wonderful.

The video is supposedly available for purchase at GenesSecret.com, though the site is not functional as of this posting. The demand for a Gene Simmons sex video must be so high that the server just can't handle this huge load.

Which is also what Elsa said. Heh, heh?

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