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The Christian publishers of Lynne Spears' "indefinitely delayed" memoir, to be entitled "Worst Mom Ever Pop Culture Mom," are still going forward with the book, but insist it's (wait for it) not a parenting how-to - but rather, a warning!

Thomas Nelson publishing released the following statement on its website:

Posted in: Lynne Spears

Life is even more hectic than usual for Britney Spears - and in large part, that's because she's not the center of attention for once. How's that for irony?

On Thursday, after spending a cozy afternoon at her Beverly Hills home with her two sons, Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, the reputed singer scheduled - then abruptly canceled - a session at the Millennium Dance Complex.

Posted in: Jamie Lynn Spears

Good news for fans of Casey Aldridge and fans of underage, unprotected teen sex everywhere: Jamie Lynn Spears' baby daddy can't be charged with statutory rape.

According to DMV records and family members, Casey Aldridge is only 18 years of age, having been born into this cruel world on April 29, 1989.

Posted in: Jamie Lynn Spears

We're not entirely sure what the hell Amy Winehouse is doing in this photo - taken during her recent trip to visit incarcerated husband Blake Fielder-Civil within the confines of his jail cell - but it's one strange pic, don't you think?

Seriously, what's going on here? Is Amy Winehouse wearing pants? Is she trying to get her shoe on? Or off? Is she trying to find a good vein to shoot up in, having ruined all the good ones in her arms? The list of questions is endless.

Posted in: Amy Winehouse

Older sister, slow-moving train wreck and aunt-to-be Britney Spears gives an expressionless face to the celebrity news media as she waits at a red light near her home while driving a friend back home in Los Angeles.

Is she upset because for once, pregnant Jamie Lynn is going to have a l'il mistake instead of her? Or is she merely off her medication? Overtired? Who knows.

Posted in: Britney Spears