A naked, writhing, sweaty Marisa Tomei engaged in feverish, doggy-style sex might sound terrific to a lot of you guys reading this.
Well, yeah... and if it weren't for the hulking, naked Philip Seymour Hoffman going to town on her, we might share that sentiment.
This is why some sites have called the raunchy, vigorous Marisa Tomei nude scene - from "Before the Devil Knows You're Dead" - the best sex scene of its naked kind in 2007, while others have deemed the same scene the year's worst.
Good: Marisa Tomei nude. Bad: Philip Seymour Hoffman nude on top of her.
It's like a metaphor for life. Every Marisa Tomei naked scene has its pudgy, nude Philip Seymour Hoffman counterpart. Yin and yang. Okay, moving on.
Papermag's Cinemaniac compiled his list of the Top 10 Worst Nude Scenes of All Time, inspired by "Before the Devil Knows You're Dead."
Here are the rest of the scenes and celebrities making the list, such as Grey's Anatomy star Patrick Dempsey and some actually good actresses...