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va⋅ca⋅tion (noun)

  1. A period of suspension of work, study, or other activity, usually used for rest, recreation, or travel; recess or holiday.
  2. Freedom or release from duty, business, or activity.

Not sure what Amy Winehouse is enjoying a break from, exactly, but her St. Lucia love-fest is never-ending and looking more fun with each passing day.

When she's not hanging out with new boy toy Josh Bowman, Wino is partaking in a variety of water sports... and we don't mean that euphemistically.

We mean this hilarity:

Flying Amy Winehouse!

Somewhere, Blake Fielder-Civil is sad and wishing he were there. And trying to fend off getting stabbed with a filed-down toothbrush in the shower.

Click to enlarge more pictures of Amy Winehouse on her Caribeean vacation. Girl hasn't contorted herself like this since ... any night spent with Blake!

  • Up to Her Ankles
  • Amy Winehouse Bikini Shot
  • A Beacon of Health
  • Everybody Throw Your Hands Up!
  • Wet Wino
  • Amy Winehouse Bikini Photo
  • Josh Bowman, Amy Winehouse Picture
  • Weeeeee!
  • Upside Down Winehouse
  • Amy Winehouse, Josh Bowman Photo

[Photo Credits: Splash News Online]

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The Hollywood Gossip's weekly recap of The Bachelor cannot begin without two points: 1. Jason Mesnick shirtless, and in slow motion, needs to be a focal point of every episode, and 2. Can anyone stop Molly Malaney?

The Michigan native emerged as a favorite in our minds last night with a powerful, yet nuanced performance. Below is our official (highly editorialized) recap of some of the highlights and lowlights from last night's episode:

Jason Mesnick, Molly Mesnick

Sorry, Natalie, but the first tears of the season earn you Minus 4.

Plus 5 for Lauren's optimism. Not picked for the first one-on-one date? Good. She wouldn't have had time to do her hair anyway!

Minus 29 for Robin Thicke. As if having the song "Magic" introduced at the 2008 Miss Universe pageant wasn't bad enough.

Plus 11 for ABC. From the slow motion unveiling of a Jason Mesnick naked torso to panning up Nikki's cleavage-revealing dress as he uttered "You've got amazing qualities... and they're obvious," a top notch job by the editing team.

Melissa earns a Minus 3 for lying. You've never seen a blimp before? Really?!? Which Dallas Cowboys team did you cheerlead for?

Minus 5 for Stephanie's eyebrows and forehead. Downright freakish.

Plus 33 for the night's clear MVP, the aforementioned Molly. This midwestern beauty managed to show off her smooching skills in front of other contestants, earn a rose, steal Jason Mesnick away from Megan later that night... and cause two separate cat fights between four competitors as a result of her actions!

Naomi earned a Minus 7 for the least sincere, and least smooth, move of the night. After confusing Jason with her speech about how they'll always be good friends, she followed up a hug with the question, "Can friends kiss?" No, they really can't.

Most accurate quote of the night: "Going to a store and being told 'Go Crazy.' It was like the mother ship calling me home." Plus 5 for Natalie's honesty.

Favorite blimp-related quote of the episode: "We've seen L.A. in a way probably no one has ever seen L.A. before." You're very special, Jason, with that six-pack and that cute three-year old son. But you and Melissa weren't the Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin of blimp-riding. Minus 1.

TOTAL +5! If the names and faces blend together and confuse you, as they do us, see below for the official list of who's in and who's out on The Bachelor...

Roses received: Jillian, Melissa, Molly (pre-rose ceremony); Megan, Nikki, Lauren, Naomi, Stephanie, Kari, Natalie, Shannon, Erica (rose ceremony).

Axed by Jason Mesnick: Raquel, Sharon.

Left for personal reasons: Lisa.

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Yesterday, Whitney Port bikini pictures featuring the star adjusting - and nearly spilling out of - her swimwear surfaced online. Not her finest moment.

The City star is trying her best to take it in stride, though, writing on her official blog this morning that she should have been more careful in Miami.

He Said What?

Here are her thoughts on the near-nude pics ...

"Okay so a couple of photos were captured while I was in Miami that weren't the most discreet and I'm sorry if they offended anyone but I got too caught up in the sunshine and the weather that I guess I wasn't as cautious as I should have been."

"Everyone knows the rough and tumble of the ocean mixed with a bathing suit - not the most attractive thing ever! So sorry for the view... very embarrassing to say the least! I guess all I can do now is laugh about it and move on!"

Amen, Whitney. Follow this link for a full recap of last night's episode of The City. In the meantime, here are some of the scandalous pictures in question:

  • Whitney Port Bikini Picture
  • Whitney Port Bikini Photo

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When cornered by the celebrity gossip media, Britney Spears' response used to be to show off her ... well, her "Britney." If you know what we mean.

Well, Taylor Momsen of Gossip Girl had a different reaction recently. Showcasing her ridiculous moves, she left a horde of paparazzi eating her dust.

Who knew that the 15-year-old actress and model was also a part-time Iron Man ... woman. Girl. Whatever. Here's Taylor absolutely owning peeps ...

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After attending Sunday's Golden Globes, it's back to the basics for Jake Gyllenhaal, who got his pulse racing with a morning run Monday through Santa Monica, Calif.

Meanwhile, the equally hunky Matthew McConaughey had the same idea (albeit surprisingly clothed for him), pounding the pavement with his canine sidekick.

So, which of these fitness fanatics would you rather ... you know ...

  • Jake Gyllenhaal Working Out
  • Working Up a Sweat

Who would you rather ...

 

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When the mother of Honor battles a girl with absolutely none (she dates that d-bag Justin-Bobby, for chrissakes) in a fashion clash, there's no telling what will happen.

The Fantastic Four star looked gorgeous in a green Alexander McQueen in NYC in Mexico City, while The Hills hottie roacked a red version at the show's finale party.

Mya Fashion Choice

Who looks hotter in this dress? You be the judge ...

Who looks best in this dress?

 

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Likely putting an end to daily articles on celebrity gossip sites critiquing her horrendous fashion choices, Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise were seen leaving their NYC apartment on their way to Katie's final performance in Broadway's "All My Sons."

Here's Katie en route to the theater, wearing that ridiculous hat ...

Fashion-Challenged Mother and Daughter

Katie Holmes left the Gerald Schoenfeld Theatre following her final curtain call to join her husband, Tom Cruise, at the Golden Globe Awards in Hollywood.

Click to enlarge more pics of mother and daughter on the way to work. We're going to miss these daily photo galleries. Sigh. Don't be a stranger, Suri Cruise:

  • Off to the Office
  • Kate Holmes Pic
  • Scientolotot
  • Katie and Suri Cruise
  • Carrying Suri Cruise
  • Cradling Suri Cruise
  • Curtain Call
  • That Hat Sucks

[Photo Credits: Splash News Online]

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Whitney Port may be taking a break from city life - but the reality star is very much hard at work, filming a scene for her series The City on the beach in Miami.

Here's the former Hills star contemplating life (or meditating, or arguing with someone, or who the heck knows what else) while looking terrific in a bikini ...

Whitney Port Bikini Picture

Joining Whitney Port in the Sunshine State were pal Erin Lucas and beau Jay Lyon, the smooth-talking Australian rocker who displays some Justin-Bobby-like qualities.

Jay Lyon, who plays in the band Tamarama, used to date Miranda Kerr (who appeared in a Tamarama video) and was rumored to have hooked up with Tara Reid.

Gross. Anyway, click to enlarge more pics of Whitney Port in Miami ...

  • Miami Heat!
  • Whitney Port of Miami
  • The City Trio
  • Port of Love
  • He Said What?
  • Give Me a Break!
  • Jay Lyon and Whitney Port Picture
  • Whitney Port Bikini Photo
  • Port of Miami
  • One Pretty Port
  • Jay and Whitney

[Photo Credits: Splash News Online]

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Seriously. Unlike the last time we reported they got engaged, they really are.

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady, her injured NFL QB beau, are making some major post-season plans after getting engaged in Los Angeles over the weekend.

Tamera Mowry, Adam Housley

The New England Patriots quarterback, 31, proposed with a diamond solitaire to the Brazilian supermodel, 28, on Friday, according to sources close to the pair.

"He asked and she accepted," a source close to the couple said.

Family and friends were informed over the weekend.

The preliminary wedding details are being planned by Gisele Bundchen and her friends this week. We imagine they will tell Tom Brady at some point.

"The couple is discussing a huge fashionista event in the spring or a more intimate and quicker ceremony in Costa Rica, where Gisele has a home," the source adds.

While engagement rumors flew - and were later denied - before Christmas, the January engagement of the sexy pair will mark the first marriage for both.

Unlike Gisele, Tom Brady was romantically involved at the time the couple met. Shortly after, he broke his engagement to actress Bridget Moynahan, who gave birth to Brady's son, John Edward Thomas Moynahan in August 2007.

Guess the allure of Gisele Bundchen nude eclipsed that of fatherhood.

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Who knows if any of it is true - but she did say these things!

Blake Fielder-Civil has instructed a lawyer to begin divorce proceedings against Amy Winehouse after seeing pictures of the singer cavorting with another man (who's now identified as former rugby player Josh Bowman) in the Caribbean.

It is thought that Blake will go for half of Amy's £10 million fortune. But Amy Winehouse isn't shedding any tears over this new development.

The move comes as loved-up Amy told the UK's Daily Mirror that she finally kicked her drug habit. The star also admitted that she had "forgotten I'm even married" to Blake, claiming "our whole marriage was based on doing drugs."

Josh Bowman and Amy Winehouse

The singer is enjoying an extended Caribbean break on the island of St. Lucia and has been photographed kissing and cuddling Josh Bowman, 21.

She says she off drugs for good - and that public schoolboy Josh was her new drug. Contrary to earlier reports that she was waiting for Blake to join her on the island, the singer said: "I love it here and have never felt so happy."

"In fact, I don't think I'm ever going home. Especially as I met [Josh Bowman] here. He couldn't be more different from my husband, which isn't a bad thing."

She also branded Blake Fielder-Civil "rubbish in bed," ripping her spouse's skills by saying, "Almost every time I slept with him it was like I was dead."

Now that's high praise, likening one's self to a corpse in the sack. Here are some more pics of Amy Winehouse in St. Lucia (some are a little risque) ...

  • Wet Winehouse
  • Amy Winehouse Nipple Slip
  • Amy Winehouse in a Bikini
  • Amy Winehouse Bikini Pic
  • Toweling Off
  • Amy Winehouse Nipple Slip II

[Photo Credits: Splash News Online]

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