Instead of You Don't Mess With the Zohan, somebody should make a movie called You Don't Mess With Tom Cruise's Legal Team.
Cruise - the man who brought down David Hans Schmidt, and who will take on just about anyone who defames him - is not happy with baby boutique Petit Tresor for allegedly talking to celeb gossip rags about his spending.
Tom had his lawyers send a cease and desist letter to the store.
The letter accuses the boutique of telling celeb news that TomKat spent a staggering $350,000 on Suri Cruise's wardrobe over the last two years.
Lawyers for Cruise say the information is not only wrong, but it violates their clients' confidentiality. Do not f*%k with this man!!