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Jessica Simpson, an almost-exposed nipple and a visibly distraught baby? The photo affiliated with this edition of our Caption Contest gave readers prime material.

And they delivered!

Jessica Simpson Twit Pic

We awarded the top honor to "Emilia," however, as this user made a funny reference to the singer's recent weight problems.

Check out the winning submission underneath the picture and scroll down to see other options. Thanks for playing. Remember to do so every week!

Simpson blames weight gain on post-baby fat.

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Despite completely transforming her face, as well as her chest, the buxom Audrina Patridge insisted in an interview that she hasn't had any plastic surgery.

"People think I've got my nose done. My chin done. I just laugh at it," she told Extra. "I'm just losing my baby fat - everyone grows up and changes."

Frankie and Audrina

"There's always rumors," The Hills star adds.

"People are always going to point things out and it's entertainment. It's funny. Doesn't bother me. Goes in one ear, out the other. I read it, forget it."

The 23-year-old Audrina Patridge - who is currently shopping around her own reality show - also says she understands co-star and friend Lauren Conrad's decision to walk away from The Hills after the show's current fifth season.

"We were all pretty much ready to branch out. Go our separate ways," the girlfriend of dirty Justin-Bobby says. "We feel like it's run its course."

She can say whatever she wants, but we're not entirely convinced on the surgery issue. Especially the chestal region. It's just way too perky.

What do you think ... are they real or fake?

 

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Breaking news: Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are reportedly set to tie the knot on Saturday, April 25, in an undisclosed location in Pasadena, Calif.

"This will be the real wedding," says an E! Online source close to The Hills couple, who last November staged fake nuptials for MTV cameras in Mexico.

USA! USA!

"It's being filmed as the season finale for The Hills."

The infamous twosome has already invited 110 guests or so to the nuptials, but the list is expected to grow even larger as the wedding date nears.

We didn't get ours, guys. Must be a mix up at the post office.

Spencer and Heidi get fake married in Cabo.

A source with supposed knowledge of the Speidi nuptials says they will wed in a sunset ceremony and is looking at a rooftop location for a reception.

Heidi Montag has already picked out her dress and, in fact, on at 3 p.m. on Thursday, had her final fitting at the Monique Lhuillier boutique in L.A.

Will they actually get married this time, legally? Can it be kept secret well enough for them to cash in on their supposed staged breakup first?

We'll see, but we'll be watching, you can be sure of that. We can't get enough. Click to enlarge some pictures from the first Speidi wedding ...

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Already accused of bogarting Angelina Jolie's lips and Kim Kardashian's style, Nadya Suleman is now determined to sponge off society as a whole.

But at least we'll be able to watch it all unfold, as a deal for an Octomom reality show, which she has lobbied hard for, will reportedly be signed soon.

Coffeeeeeeee

Sources close to Suleman say that she and her attorney, Jeffery Czech, met with four production companies and are due to meet again in the next few couple of days with executives at an undisclosed network with apparently no shame.

Producers reportedly want to follow the same pattern of other reality shows, with episodes revolving around themes like Suleman learning to drive a 14-passenger OctoMobile, going on a date or having a big family holiday dinner.

Czech acknowledged his odd client's motivations: Suleman is tired of TV cameras and protective of her children's privacy, yet she also wants to ensure that she has enough money to care for them without public assistance.

And whoring them out to a TV network beats getting a job, right?

Speaking of public assistance, Suleman told her local newspaper, the Whittier Daily News, that she is indeed considering applying for federal WIC aid.

Suleman doesn't have health insurance and that all medical costs associated with delivering the octuplets on January 26 were funded by taxpayers.

Oh yeah, and Octomom had six kids before she was even Octomom.

According to the paper, the WIC provides federal grants to California and other states for food, health care referrals and nutrition education for low-income women and children up to age five who are found to be at nutritional risk.

A family of 15 would have to make more than $112,480 through only June 30 to be ineligible for aid. Under the program, the octuplets, the six older kids, and Nadya Suleman can receive baby formula, cereal, milk, cheese, vegetables and juice.

Some say it would cost $2,000 a month for baby formula alone.

"That's a lot of money for formula," she said.

[Smart-ass comment rendered unnecessary.]

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With all the negative publicity surrounding her - even though she was the victim in the Chris Brown case - it's nice to see Rihanna getting back to living her life and reaching out to one of her fans and making a little girl's day.

Jasmina Anema, 6, is one of Rihanna's biggest fans. So when her musical idol walked into her hospital room at NYU Medical Center April 2 to visit her, as People magazine reports, the leukemia patient could hardly believe her eyes.

No Herpes Here

"She's really here!" Jasmina exclaimed when Rihanna came in and hugged her. "You are such a beautiful little girl," the singer told the ailing child.

High doses of chemotherapy often leave Jasmina tired, while a bone marrow donor registry works around the clock to try and find her a suitable match.

"But when Rihanna walked in the room, there was no sign of that at all," said her doctor. "Jasmina loves Rihanna. And Rihanna fell in love with Jasmina."

Indeed, the two girls became fast friends, spending more than three hours talking, playing and even indulging in a slumber party-like pillow fight.

Rihanna first learned about Jasmina's plight in early February, when she saw the moving video Jasmina's best friend, Isabelle Huurman, and her mother, Karen Detrick, made appealing for bone marrow donors to save Jasmina.

Follow the link to continue reading about RiRi's inspirational visit ...

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Brittany Murphy, who was once a semi-popular actress and a really cute girl before she got those god-awful lip injections, is starring in a brand new Lifetime movie, Tribute, premiering on April 11, and can also be seen in Sin City 2.

She's also still happily married to the man she has drawn a lot of criticism for being with. The 31-year-old, who tied the knot with shady screenwriter Simon Monjack in a secret wedding in May 2007, spoke to OK! about her life.

Some excerpts ...

On what she enjoys most about being married to Simon Monjack: "Getting up every morning and going to sleep every night next to my soul mate."

On when and how she met Con-Jack: "We first met when I was 17 years old. We checked in with each other throughout the years and remained friends. The easiest decision I ever had in my life was getting married."

On the the most romantic thing Simon has done for her: "He’s flown around the world to make sure we spend every single night together."

On whether she wants kids: "I hope to have a few. I’ve always loved kids and babies and always wanted to be a mom. Hopefully soon."

Click to enlarge more Brittany Murphy and Simon Monjack below ...

Brittany Murphy Crotch Shot

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If you were just thinking that we ran this exact story a month ago, you were right! If you were wondering who the hell these people are, that works too!

Romain Chavent - Playboy dinosaur Shauna Sand's almost ex husband - has just been arrested for allegedly assaulting his on-again, off-again wife.

According to TMZ, Romain was busted Monday morning after an argument with Shauna Sand allegedly got physical. When L.A. law enforcement officials arrived, Sand had bite marks on her body and claimed Romain had pushed her around.

The one-time stepmom of Shayne Lamas is reportedly doing okay. Chavent was arrested on a felony domestic violence charge and held on $50,000 bail.

Romain Chavent and Shauna Sand are married for some reason.

Shauna says this is a pattern, as Romain choked, punched and threw her across the room, injuring her fake boobs - in front of her kids no less - back in December.

Throw in a death threat and you've got the full Chris Brown treatment.

To ogle more of Shauna Sand, if you're into her, or for all the photographic evidence you will ever need to dissaude you from getting plastic surgery, click below:

  • Shauna Sand: HOT!!
  • Suckin' Face

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The former Mr. Britney Spears enjoys the occasional cigarette.

Or the constant cigarette. This is hardly anything new, we know.

But when he was spotted getting his puff on in L.A. Thursday, Sean Preston and Jayden James' daddy was at dinner with girlfriend Victoria Prince, and reportedly left their date at a local T.G.I. Friday's for about 20 minutes to do so.

"He left the table to go chain-smoke outside," a fellow diner reports.

Victoria Prince, a former volleyball standout with a bit of an interesting past, may not have been too thrilled about Kevin Federline's lengthy disappearance.

Victoria Prince and K-Fed

Says the source, "He was talking to some other girls outside, and when he finally came back to the table, his girlfriend looked pissed and they started to argue."

If she wasn't pissed about K-Fed's smoke break and new pals, perhaps it was over the report that he has been boning Britney in her tour dressing rooms?

Probably not, since she supposedly walked in on them in mid-fornication. But that's almost certainly a BS story (albeit a hilarious one) anyway. We digress.

Speaking of smoking, and Britney Spears, she abruptly halted her Vancouver concert this week due to excessive cigarette smoke. At a concert. Pretty weak sauce, Brit. Tough it out. It's not like there's any actual singing going on.

Who the heck is Victoria Prince? Click to enlarge more pics:

  • Victoria Prince Image
  • Victoria Prince Mug Shot

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The lovely Whitney Port appears wind-blown and a little chilly at lunch with some friends on Thursday while filming an episode of her MTV reality show, The City.

The scene was Philip Marie restaurant in New York City's West Village neighborhood. N.Y.C. can't compare to L.A.'s weather, but it'll warm up eventually, Whit.

Whitney wears a trendy belted trench to lunch in the West Village.

The star, who reportedly reconciled with beau Jay Lyon, is already filming the second season of The City, a spin-off of The Hills (on which she spent four seasons).

As for The Hills, Whitney's BFF Lauren Conrad has announced that this season will be her last. Whether the show itself continues after season is undecided.

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Sarah Michelle Gellar and Freddie Prinze Jr., who have been together for so long that we're surprised they didn't have kids before this, are now expecting their first child together, a source close to the couple confirms.

"They're very excited," says the source, adding that the actress, 31, is due in the fall.

Tiger Woods' Son

Gellar, who has been married to Prinze, 33, for six years, is planning to shoot the HBO pilot The Wonderful Maladays, for which she serves as an executive producer.

Prinze recently shot the comedy pilot No Heroics for ABC.

Freddie Prinze Jr. and Sarah Michelle Gellar got married in an intimate ceremony back on September 1, 2002, in Mexico. They first met in 1996 on the set of I Know What You Did Last Summer but didn't begin dating until January 2000.

Congrats to the happy couple!

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