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In the best fake wedding news in recent weeks, Madonna and her Brazilian lover Jesus Luz are reportedly planning a Kabbalah commitment ceremony as the young model is helping the singer get over her failed adoption bid.

The Material Girl, 50, has reportedly been dating Luz, 22, since earlier this year after meeting him on the set of a steamy W magazine photo shoot.

Prior to Madonna flying out to Malawi last month in a bid to adopt a three-year-old child, Mercy James, reports claimed that the couple had split.

But since the singer's adoption bid failed, she has turned her attention back to her lover, who took over for Alex Rodriguez in that coveted role.

Madonna and Jesus reportedly got back together in April after unofficially splitting during her efforts to adopt Mercy. Now, supposedly, it's so on.

Madonna likes what she sees. Can you blame her?

Luz has already converted to Kabbalah from Catholicism, and according to Britain's Sunday Mirror, the pair will soon take part in a special service.

A source tells the UK celebrity gossip tabloid, “They are totally besotted with each other and he’s really helped Madonna through this tough time."

"It wasn’t that the relationship went off the boil, it was more a matter of Madonna wanting to concentrate on her adoption bid of Mercy and they wanted to keep a low profile while that became the main focus," the source added.

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Kiefer Sutherland hasn't exactly tackled his latest PR nightmare head-on, but the 24 star's camp has broken its silence on he allegedly head-butted Jack McCollough.

Sutherland was charged with misdemeanor assault as a result.

However, while proclaiming his client's innocence in the Met Costume Gala aftermath, the actor's lawyer didn't exactly go out of his way to set the record straight.

"We are troubled by the untruthful and self-serving information circulating regarding Kiefer Sutherland and events of last Monday evening," Michael C. Miller said.

"We are confident, however, that the investigation being conducted by the Manhattan District Attorney's Office and the NYPD will confirm that Kiefer Sutherland was neither the instigator nor a wrongdoer in this incident."

"Out of respect for this law enforcement process, Kiefer Sutherland will not be making any comment at this time," the attorney's statement concluded.

According to reports, the actor supposedly attacked Jack McCollough for something the fashion designer did to Brooke Shields, and broke his nose in the process.

For her part, Shields' team has broken its silence to shoot down "a number of statements [that] have been attributed to Ms. Shields in the media that are neither true nor authorized" and offer the actress' version of events.

"These statements were obviously made by those not in attendance at the party and constitute their version of events," said attorney Gerald Lefcourt.

"At the party she was bumped into by Jack McCollough and Kiefer Sutherland became concerned. Kiefer has always been a gentleman in her company ... Both Jack and Kiefer are friends of Ms. Shields and she regrets this unfortunate situation."

Sutherland is due to be arraigned on the assault charge June 22.

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Saturday Night Live star Maya Rudolph is expecting her second child with her partner, director Paul Thomas Anderson, she revealed in an interview on ET Canada.

"I wasn't planning on sharing it, but yes I am pregnant!" she said.

As for playing a pregnant woman in this summer's movie, Away We Go, followed by actually being pregnant, she says, "I know it's really weird timing."

Already mom to daughter Pearl, 3, Maya says her current pregnancy is "totally different" than the first one she and Paul Thomas Anderson experienced.

"The first time you are wide-eyed: 'What are we doing? How do we take care of them?' But this time, I'm like, 'I have to sit down, I'm pregnant.'"

She adds, "When you have a three-and-a-half-year-old, you don't have time to rest and nap and do all the those sweet pampering type things you did for yourself the first time. You are just like, 'okay, I got to get to bed!'"

"I feel like everyone who has had more then one [child], says you should go for it and have [a second child]. It's nice to have this experience."

Congrats to the expectant couple on the big news! Follow the link to check out our gallery of recent (and older) celebrity baby pictures!

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Five years, two children, several reality shows, a bunch of plastic surgery and countless topless photo shoots later, Katie Price and Peter Andre are splitting up.

The two met on the UK version of the show I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here, debuting in the U.S. this summer (complete with a Spencer Pratt rap song).

According to their publicists, Peter Andre, who is allegedly a singer, and Katie Price, the insanely large-breasted model formerly known as Jordan, have ironically requested "that the media respect their families’ privacy during this difficult time.”

Always amusing when attention-starved d-listers make such requests.

Giant Boobs Tie the Knot

Katie Price and Peter Andre are calling it quits after five years and countless annoying photo shoots together. We wish them the best toiling in obscurity solo.

The news is still sort of a shock for fans, as less than a week ago they announced plans to conceive a third child during an upcoming vacation in Cyprus.

“I’m aiming to plant my seed every night,” Andre told OK! It's a valiant goal, but one he'll be pursuing other places than Katie Price nude from now on.

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You won't believe your ears ... until they bleed.

Under the stage name "The Great White," Spencer Pratt of The Hills released a new rap song, "I'm a Celebrity," on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show today.

It's as bad as you think - as is his obligatory self-promotion.

"First I took over TV, the tabloids and the Internet - now I'm going after the airwaves," the reality TV villain said. "Nothing can stop 'The Great White.'"

Some of the brain-melting lyrics are as follows:

"Baby I get paid... I've been around the world, but I'm not finished yet... first Tweet of the day, I put my swag on... I'm in the limelight and I love it like my wife."

The Hills' Spencer Pratt makes music and douchebag history, becoming the first human being to ever reference his "first Tweet of the day" over a hip-hop beat.

Last month, new wife Heidi Montag said she wants her husband to sing and rap on her forthcoming, equally unlistenable pop record, saying: "Spencer Pratt is amazing. I'd love to get him on my album. He sings, he raps - he does everything."

Yes, he sure does, Heidi. Way to refer to him by his first and last name, because we were a little unclear on who you were talking about.

If you really insist on torturing yourself that badly, grab a fist full of Advil and listen to this unparalleled awfulness - with which Pratt is promoting his upcoming stint on I'm Not A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here - by clicking here.

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If Kelly Clarkson is tired of pregnancy rumors, she might want to avoid clothing choices like she's donned recently. The singer looked considerably heavier performing at the KIIS-FM Wango Tango in California this weekend (below, right).

Contrast how the original American Idol looks compared to just two months ago, when promoting her new album on the current season of the hit show.

Maybe she was channeling her inner Jessica Simpson and just picked a really unfortunate outfit. Sorry, that's a huge insult to Kelly Clarkson to even be mentioned in the same sentence as that sorry excuse for a singer. Our bad!

Anyway, is she with child? Overweight? In need of a mirror? Tell us below ...

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As soon as the alleged Rihanna nude photo scandal broke on the Internet late Friday afternoon, speculation began running rampant over the pictures' origin.

One unsubstantiated but popular theory? Chris Brown leaked them.

The messages "I love you" and "I miss you" appear scrawled on the mirror in one of the alleged Rihanna pics, which could have been written to Chris Brown.

Her disgraced ex-boyfriend could be looking for revenge, some believe, as he stands accused of criminal threats and assault while she's moving on with life.

So the story goes. Perez Hilton even claimed the R&B star "must be responsible" for distributing the raunchy photos. But is there any truth to this at all?

None, says Chris Brown's rep, who calls the speculation over his involvement in the naked photo leak patently absurd, incorrect and unfair.


"This is both a false and defamatory statement. Chris has not released or 'leaked' any photos of Rihanna (or anyone else for that matter)," his rep said.

On Friday, her label Def Jam sent cease and desist letters to outlets who published the photos, claiming that the images violate "the Artist's rights."

The record company neither confirmed nor denied if it's actually Rihanna nude. In our opinion, the pictures are probably her, although there is still no conclusive proof that they are, or of where they came from. It's sort of bizarre.

Follow the jump to check out the Rihanna pics in question ...

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Nadya Suleman opens up her mouth to Radar Online almost as prolifically as she opens her ... forget it. Anyway, in her latest interview, Octomom says that she was kind of exaggerating last week and can totally still have more kids.

You'd think that someone who has cranked out 14 humans would have a firm grasp of her reproductive system, so when she claimed she was undergoing surgery to remove half her uterus, thus rendering her infertile, we believed her.

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And were overjoyed.

But Nadya Suleman is now setting the record straight, saying she overstated the scope of the surgery, which would, in fact, make her more fertile than ever.

"I'm not having half my uterus removed," she said. "That may have been an exaggeration on my part. It's called a myomectomy, they're removing the fibroids and part of the uterus and actually it enhances fertility, it doesn't reduce it."

Someone kill us now.

Fortunately, Octomom added that while she could get pregnant again if she desired, "I would never." La Habra, Calif., taxpayers just collectively exhaled.

As for how the mother of 14 spent yesterday's special holiday?

"Today on Mother's Day, I feel like it's Thanksgiving," she said. "I'm just incredibly thankful for what I have and feel like all my children are blessed."

We can only hope that we, too, are one day blessed with such wonderful bundles of joy. Although we can do without the pregnant Octomom pics.

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Celebrity gossip fans know that a holiday just isn't a holiday without cheesy, staged pics of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. The gruesome reality twosome never misses an opportunity to spend time with family ... while raking in the cash of course.

Heidi and Spencer Pratt took his Nana - who fans of The Hills surely remember from last season - out for lunch at Spago for Mother's Day in Beverly Hills Sunday.

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Spencer, his grandma, Heidi and her giant bag pose for a photo.

Conspicuously missing on this touching Mother's Day outing? Stephanie Pratt, whose absence Spencer surely noted at length, as well as their actual parents.

Of course, it's amazing Heidi Montag convinced them to attend her wedding to the blonde bearded one, so they've likely had their Spencer fix for the decade.

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And we thought Ashton Kutcher had too much time on his hands.

Lenny Kravitz is apparently giving him a run for his money as lamest user of Twitter, posting a naked photo of himself taken in a shower or urinal.

Why would he do this? Now that his relationship with Cynthia Rodriguez appears to have cooled off, maybe this is his way of making a play for her.

We have no clue what the motivation was, of course - but unlike last week's Cassie and Rihanna nude scandals, the origin of this pic is no mystery.

For whatever reason, Kravitz clearly posted it himself.

You're really not missing much if you skip it, but if seeing Lenny Kravitz nude is your cup of tea, follow the jump to peep the image in question ...

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