Amy Winehouse's incarcerated husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, is awaiting sentencing on assault and obstruction charges he pleaded guilty to.
But just in case you were worried that he's bored in jail, don't be - he's plotting drug-fueled sex romps with a fellow, female jailbird!
One he's never even met!
Blake has told Melissa Goldstone of his kinky fantasies in a series of astonishing "love" letters from his London jail cell.
He said he had dumped Amy Winehouse after she confessed to sleeping with two men while he has been locked up.
(He wants to stay friends and still bed her upon his release, though.)
The drug addict even claimed Amy had seen some of the filthy sex letters to Melissa Goldstone â€" and hinted she would be game for a threesome!
Amy, who declared her undying love for Blake Fielder-Civil (but not for this poor fan) at her concert Saturday, has not commented on the story.
The graphic sex letters after Melissa Goldstone â€" herself serving a jail term of two-and-a-half years for conspiracy to supply Class A drugs â€" wished Blake Fielder-Civil luck beating heroin in prison, as she supposedly did.
Sleazy Fielder-Civil, 25, developed a pen pal relationship with her, and soon started talking about bondage and violent heroin-fueled orgies.