... the morning after? Just saying.
We knew how hard they parlayed their ... well, themselves into lots of cash, but apparently Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt can a $12 million beach house.
A video of The Hills couple we love to hate going house hunting yesterday was thought to be nothing more than another shamless, staged publicity stunt.
They looked at two homes: the aforementioned $12 million beach house (also for rent, $90,000/month) and another with an asking price of $15 million.
Kidding themselves? Hardly. It turns out Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag can easily make such a purchase, meaning the apocalypse cannot be far off.
Spencer Pratt pimps his ho so well ... eight figures' worth, apparently.
Their realtor, Sandro Dazzan, says they are "serious buyers," and while he does not think they'll pull the trigger right away, he confirmed that they can afford the $12 million house right now, but may hold out for a bigger one.
Well, that settles that. And almost shames the paltry $2.2 million Hollywood villa purchased by Lauren Conrad.
Katherine Heigl stars on Grey's Anatomy.
At least until scorned writers murder her character.
In any case, she will always star in our fantasies at The Hollywood Gossip. But is this celebrity's fashion dreamy or just plain lame?
Trying to add some pop to her white slacks with a red-hot Krisa tank, the actress looked summer-ready for a day of errands in L.A.
But are you a fan? Tell us below ...
Katherine Heigl fashion: Love it or Shove it?
Jenny from the block is actually upper-middle class. Seriously, she's from a section of the Bronx that's about as poor as Jessica Simpson is smart.
But man, the way she used to dress? Ashley Dupre would be proud.
Check out the evolution of J. Lo fashion, from a few years back and then again this year. Needless to say, she's de-skankified herself somewhat ...
Which Jennifer Lopez fashion choice to you prefer?
The Hollywood Gossip has a tough one today in its Would You Hit That? segment - a gentleman who can generate a variety of opinions.
Fall Out Boy lyricist and bassist Pete Wentz (seen here with BFF John Mayer) was once named to the People Most Beautiful list somehow.
Would you go there, though? Tell us, ladies and gentlemen alike ...
Pete Wentz: Would you hit that? Or the dude with him?
Yes, you read that correctly.
He's always involved in some litigation, be it against Shaniqua Tompkins or a major fast food chain. Today, 50 Cent has sued Taco Bell, claiming that the company used his name without permission in recent advertising.
The rapper says, in a federal lawsuit filed Wednesday, that Taco Bell features him in a print ad campaign in which the company facetiously asks the human flak jacket to change his name to 79 Cent, 89 Cent or 99 Cent.
His real name is Curtis Jackson. Hard. Core.
50 Cent to Taco Bell: Yo quiero $4 million!
The rapper's court papers say the ad is part of Taco Bell's "Why Pay More?" campaign, which promotes items for under a dollar such as Cinnamon Twists for 79 cents, Crunchy Tacos for 89 cents and Bean Burritos for 99 cents.
Peter D. Raymond, the hardest working lawyer in show biz, said his client didn't learn about the letter or that he was featured in the ads until he saw a news report about it. On a side note, props to Fiddy for watching the news!
Raymond said 50 Cent is seeking $4 million in damages. Maybe he can parlay that into his legal bills stemming from the whole house-burning fiasco.
To borrow one of many classic Office Space quotes, we recommend Thomas Earle use protection - because Ashley Dupre gets around. Like a record.
Poised to ruin yet another marriage, the 23-year-old former prostitute spent a day - and night - cavorting around Manhattan with the handsome, rich president of a major New Jersey asphalt company, Thomas Earle, a.k.a. T.J. Earle, 35.
Earle, 35, lives with a beautiful wife and their two kids fewer than two miles from Ashley Dupre's family home in the Garden State.
Thomas Earle and Ashley Dupre were spotted entering the Gramercy Park Hotel.
They rented a room Tuesday after a long day drinking, dining, shopping and snuggling together in limos, The New York Post reports...
The two then separately left the Gramercy the next afternoon, after spending close to 24 hours straight in each other's company. They walked out of the hotel 10 minutes apart, seemingly to avoid celebrity gossip photographers.
Ashley Dupre, whose trysts with New York Gov. Spitzer - who used to pay $4,300 an hour to tap that - led to his resignation, then hopped into a black Range Rover and sped off. She refused to answer questions from a reporter.
If celebrity baby names in the U.S. followed this international court ruling, we'd see more Maddie Briann-like and fewer Apple-like names.
A family court judge in New Zealand has had it with parents giving their children bizarre stupid names, and well, he did something about it.
He renamed Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii.
Judge Rob Murfitt made the 9-year-old girl a ward of the court so that her name could be changed, he said in a ruling made public Thursday.
The new name was not made public to protect the girl's privacy.
"The court is profoundly concerned about the very poor judgment which this child's parents have shown in choosing this name," he wrote.
"It makes a fool of the child and sets her up with a social disability and handicap, unnecessarily."
WE TAKE IT BACK: One of our writers ripped the name Honor Marie Warren in a recent Face-Off. That's downright conservative compared to the ones below.
In his ruling, Murfitt cited a list of other unfortunate names.
Registration officials blocked names such as Fish and Chips, Yeah Detroit, Keenan Got Lucy, Sex Fruit, Number 16 Bus Shelter and, simply, Violence.
New Zealand law does not recognize any names that would "cause offense to a reasonable person," among other conditions, according to Brian Clarke, the registrar general of Births, Deaths and Marriages.
Levi Alves McConaughey would probably be legitimate, in other words. Pilot Inspektor Lee, however? That's a different matter.
Crazy Joe Simpson is trying to cash in on the celebrity baby craze in celeb gossip magazines - but he's having a tougher time than you'd think.
One celebrity news magazine said: "Joe Simpson is contacting all the weeklies and asking them to pony up a million to put Ashlee on the cover."
When the news broke that Ashlee Simpson is pregnant with now-husband Pete Wentz's child, Joe immediately began to see dollar signs.
There is some interest - but not for anything close to the $1 million Joe is said to be commanding for his youngest, least talented offspring.
Joe Simpson with the newest ho in His Pimpness' empire.
One editor said Ashlee Simpson baby pictures would fetch "$60,000 maybe - not a million. The timing is suspicious. Her album just dropped and there was little to no interest until now. Ashlee's lucky she got pregnant, frankly."
The deal would include photos of Ashlee - taken by Joe Simpson, of course, so he can own the rights and can make more money - as well as an interview and photos of the baby when she has it, according to sources.
But even with Ashlee and Pete getting married, "Joe has an unrealistic expectation of what Ashlee can command," the editor said.
She just keeps on throwing $h!t at the wall innovating.
On the heels of announcements that we’ll soon be able to smell like Jessica Simpson with a spritz of her perfume Fancy, and/or slip into her signature lingerie, the singer has just announced a new line of dresses. Yeah.
Women's Wear Daily reports that the star has inked a deal for a full line of dresses slated to launch in Spring 2009 in department and specialty stores.
“I’m extremely excited,” she said.
“I plan on creating beautiful dresses in distinctive fabrics and silhouettes that are reflective of my personal style.”
This tells you all you need to know about Jessica Simpson fashion.
In case you're keeping score, we can now get a piece of the talentless star via lines of eyewear, purses, jewelry, hair extensions, bath and body care crap, outerwear and footwear - in addition to the aforementioned products.
Even if the airhead tell the difference between chicken and tuna, she’s turned out to be pretty business savvy. Or at least Joe Simpson is.