One is fired up and ready to go. The other is juiced up and ready to go to prison for perjury. Ladies and gentlemen, today's celebrity birthdays, Barack Obama (47) and Roger Clemens (46)! Click to enlarge the pics below!
Here's a shocker. Doug Reinhardt, Lauren Conrad's boyfriend on the upcoming season of The Hills, is kissing and telling.
"She a good kisser," he tells E! Online of LC's smooching style.
These two actually go way back. They both lived in Laguna Beach (Doug's sis Casey Reinhardt actually appeared on that show in a supporting role) and dated briefly during high school after being introduced by Lo Bosworth.
As for Stephanie Pratt's claims to celebrity news tabloids last week that he and L.C. only dated for about "two weeks," Doug Reinhardt, who's hitting a miserable .201 over three years in minor league baseball, disagrees.
Doug Reinhardt insists his relationship with Lauren Conrad was "fairly serious."
If that's the case, whose idea was that so-called date between he and Stephanie Pratt, as shown in The Hills' Season Four trailer?
"Let's just say it wasn't mine," Doug says.
As for his love life now, he's currently "single and ready to mingle."
Looks like Lauren Conrad feels the same way: She's been spotted spending QT with My Boys actor Kyle Howard. More on that a little later.
You know you've dropped the political ball when Kathy Hilton of all people is criticizing you - and making a lot of sense in doing so.
Kathy is slamming GOP Presidential candidate John McCain for his recent ad featuring her daughter Paris. Barack Obama was mockingly likened to the younger Hilton and Britney Spears, presumably because he's a big celebrity too.
The Hiltons are especially pissed because they donated $4,600 to the McCain campaign - the maximum allowed, $2,300, per person.
Kathy told the Huffington Post:
"I've been asked again and again for my response to the now infamous John McCain celebrity ad. I actually have three responses. It is a complete waste of the money John McCain's contributors have donated to his campaign. It is a complete waste of the country's time and attention at the very moment when million of people are losing their homes and their jobs. And it is a completely frivolous way to choose the next President of the United States."
Wow. We can't believe we're actually saying this about the woman to gave birth to Paris Hilton, but agreed, agreed and agreed.
Seriously. We might as well rename our celebrity fashion category the Katie Holmes fashion nightmare category. The material is endless.
Last week, it was her circa 1991 jeans. Oh so sexy. This weekend, it's a little thing Mrs. Cruise likes to call "referee chic." What a bust.
Don't even get us started on Katie Holmes' hair, either. Sometimes, married people just let themselves go. It's the only way to explain it.
Do you love or hate Katie Holmes' zebra outfit?
Just saying. While a little cushion for one's pushin' is never discouraged, Britney Spears has kind of let herself go. See below. Amazing, because he we thought that smoking reduced one's appetite. If there was ever a need for a celebrity diet ...
Life is good for Tom Brady.
Sure, his Patriots blew their chance for a perfect season in the Super Bowl, losing to the New York Giants 17-14 in the greatest football game ever.
But the man impregnated Bridget Moynahan and gets to see Gisele Bundchen nude on a regular basis. For that reason alone we must offer our congratulations to the handsome New England quarterback on this, his 31st birthday.
Man, what a hunk. Not to worry - there are more hot Tom Brady pictures where this came from in our archives. Click to enlarge any of the ones below!
Which celebs' b-days are coming up soon? When does your favorite star turn a year older? Check our calendar of celebrity birthdays and see!
Last night Lauren Conrad (LC) and Lauren Bosworth (Lo) hit the "The Do Something Awards" - the Teen Choice Awards pre-party - in Los Angeles.
The question we have for you, fans of both celebrity fashion and The Hills - is which Lauren do you think wore the best outfit on this night?
Lauren "Lo" Bosworth went a bit more colorful than Lauren Conrad, but both looked great. Whose outfit do you like better, celebrity fashion critics?
The birth certificate of a baby girl born to Rielle Hunter on February 27 - a baby the National Enquirer claims is the love child former Democratic Sen. John Edwards of North Carolina - doesn't identify the child's father.
The document, obtained through a routine records request, shows that Frances Quinn Hunter was born to Rielle Hunter, a former Edwards campaign staffer.
But the space for the name of the father is blank, although the child was born more than two months after Hunter identified Andrew Young, Edwards' campaign finance director, as the father of her then-unborn child.
Young claimed paternity in a statement from his lawyer in what some celeb news sources hypothesized was an effort to cover for John Edwards.
The birth certificate shows the girl was born at Cottage Hospital in Santa Barbara, Calif., to Rielle Jaya James Druck, also known as Rielle Hunter.
With unmarried couples, California law requires parents sign a "Declaration of Paternity" form before the father's name is put on the birth certificate.
If the father isn't present, his name may be added to the birth certificate later, after proper forms are obtained from the Department of Vital Records.
Samantha Who? Emmy nominee Christina Applegate has been diagnosed with breast cancer, a rep for the 36-year-old actress said late Saturday.
"Christina Applegate was recently diagnosed with an early form of breast cancer. Benefiting from early detection through a doctor ordered MRI, the cancer is not life threatening," the spokesperson's statement said.
"Christina is following the recommended treatment of her doctors and will have a full recovery. No further statement will be issued at this time."
Last month Applegate signed up with the likes of Meryl Streep, Sally Field, Jennifer Aniston, Scarlett Johansson, Charlize Theron and more the September 8 telethon, Stand Up to Cancer - to be simulcast on CBS, NBC and ABC.
We hope Christina makes a full and speedy recovery.
Comedian Bernie Mac is in "very, very critical" condition at a Chicago hospital but is still fighting, according to the Chicago Sun-Times.
The revelation came after the comic's publicist told the media Saturday afternoon that she had received multiple calls from news outlets regarding the "absolutely untrue" rumors that Bernie Mac is dead.
"It is a very horrible rumor," publicist Danica Smith said. "It is absolutely untrue. Nothing has changed from yesterday."
The 50-year-old Chicago resident's hospitalization was reported Friday. Bernie was admitted for pneumonia but was responding well to treatment, and word was that he should be released soon. Here's hoping that takes place.
His publicist said the pneumonia is unrelated to Bernie Mac's sarcoidosis, a chronic disease that can inflame tissue, particularly in the lungs.
Mac's sarcoidosis has been in remission since 2005. His wife, Rhonda McCullough, has been with him at the hospital. Get well, Bernie.