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It was only a matter of time. Stephanie Santoro, former Jon Gosselin nanny and alleged play thing, has opened up to celebrity gossip magazine In Touch.

Her allegation? That she and America's favorite estranged husband bachelor had sex nine times (not that she's counting). What a player this guy is.

Not surprisingly, the King of Pimps "wasn't terrible," but, by the same token, "it wasn't the best I ever had." Oh, quit downplaying it, Stephanie Santoro.

The whole thing started when Jon called her and asked for a massage. Anyone who's been to a Chinatown massage parlor knows what that's code for.

She obliged, obviously, because it is useless to try to resist Jon Gosselin, and the two ended up in his hot tub, where he uttered the following line:

[Drum roll, please, this one is an all-timer]

"Whatever you do, don't fall in love with me ... because it's going to be impossible for me not to fall in love with you."

Try to hurl into a paper bag, or at leas aim away from the keyboard.

Kate's divorce lawyers are gonna have a field day with this one.

After the hot tub session, the dutiful dad "ran in to make sure all of the kids were asleep, and we went back into the apartment that is over the garage."

You know what happened after that. They had sex while his kids slept. She was photographed leaving the next day, so this is probably at least partially true.

These revelations come a day after Marci Santoro, Stephanie's mother, told Radar Online that an unstable Jon threatened to kill himself (he denies that).

Marci also told Radar that none other than Hailey Glassman, Jon Gosselin's new girlfriend and everlasting "soul mate," found out about Stephanie Santoro.

Jon's plan of action? Ask Stephanie to lie for him to save his relationship with Hailey. Hey, why not keep the revolving door of loose women open, right?

Says Marci: “He asked her if she would call Hailey Glassman, calm her down and tell her they never had a relationship, that they never did anything."

"He told Stephanie that he cared for Hailey, but didn’t see her as a person he wanted to spend his life with. He didn’t see her as a mother figure for the children, but said he couldn’t end it now because there was too much stuff."

What that "stuff" is remains to be seen. We're guessing he means "tail."

Stephanie Santoro in In Touch

Stephanie Santoro is definitely up to Jon's mediocre standards.

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Linda McMahon has just announced she intends to run for U.S. Senate in her home state of Connecticut. Can the government smell what the WWE CEO is cooking?

World Wrestling Entertainment, Inc., says the wife of Vince McMahon is resigning as CEO to seek the Republican nomination for a spot in the U.S. Senate in 2010.

No word if Triple H will serve as campaign director, but he could be a vital addition if Team McMahon wants the Pedigree to finish off Democrat Christopher Dodd.

Bad wrestling jokes aside, Vince McMahon will take over CEO duties while Linda McMahon, 60, seeks to be the Republican candidate against three opponents.

In announcing her run, Linda McMahon said Washington is "out of control" and that Dodd has "lost his way and our trust." Dodd plans to run for a sixth term.

Watch out, Chris Dodd: Linda McMahon is gunning for your job!

Linda and hubby Vince McMahon, himself a professional wrestler, announcer and promoter, and currently the company's chairman, co-founded WWE in 1980.

Linda McMahon has served as CEO since May 1997.

With deep pockets and an established presence in the state, McMahon could actually be a force in the race. Based in Stamford, Conn., WWE reported $526.5 million in sales in 2008 - that's even more than Dodd's sketchy mortgages!

Besides, if Jesse Ventura can be elected Governor of Minnesota, Linda at least stands a decent chance to win a U.S. Senate seat. Especially if she adopts Ric Flair's famous motto, "To be the man, you need to beat the man."

Dodd is currently the man. Linda is taking this message to heart.

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Fashion Week is all about making a splash, and not just with clothing.

Mickey Rourke and Cheyenne Tozzi, his new, 20-year-old model girlfriend, made their public debut for all the world to see at Max Azria's show.

She was skinny and gorgeous and the 57-year-old couldn't keep his hands off her once she joined him in the front row. That's kind of a gross.

Not quite as gross, though, as the fact that Cheyenne Tozzi, an Australian model, used to date none other than Brandon Davis back in the day.

Yes, Mickey Rourke is hitting it with Greasy seconds.

Mickey Rourke is an oddball, but he's got himself a 20-year-old model girlfriend. One can question what Cheyenne Tozzi is thinking, but not that Mick is the man.

At least The Wrestler star has no qualms about admitting he's a dirty old guy, telling E! News he was there "for the models more than the clothes."

Asked how he prefers his women these days, he said "Fat." Somewhere, Jessica Simpson is shuddering. And not because that coyote ate her dog.

As for blondes or brunettes? "Depends on what I'm drinking."

Gotta love Mickey Rourke.

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Another day, another bizarre series of Lady Gaga photos. Life is good.

The new issue of Vogue Japan features the popular singer splashed with paint and tied up with ropes and things of that nature. It's supposed to be artistic.

We think they've accomplished that goal, although it's hard to tell if it's meant to be kinky or not. Whether it's attractive or not is also another story ...

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Lady Gaga doing her thing in the new issue of Vogue Japan.

As to the hermaphrodite rumors that simply will not go away, even after she has personally commented on them, that part (or parts) appears to be covered.

Not a lot to go on. Let debate over whether she's a man or a woman continue!

Click to enlarge more photos from her Vogue spread below, including one shot of Lady Gaga nude, and one of her upside down. They're a little confusing ...

  • Lady Gaga Nude Photo
  • Lady Gaga: New Star
  • Lady Gaga Topless Pic

[Photos: Vogue]

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As you've probably seen and heard (approximately once a week for the past two months) Levi Johnston has been on a media tour bashing Sarah Palin.

Last year, Levi knocked up the former Alaska Governor and Republican V.P. candidate's teenage daughter Bristol, then pretended to be engaged to her until the campaign was over. Now that it is, Levi's not holding anything back!

But Meghan McCain, daughter of Palin's running mate John McCain, thinks he should focus his time and effort elsewhere. Like on raising his baby son.

"I think he should go back to Alaska and take care of his baby, which he claims he wants to be doing, but I just see him going to events," Meghan said.

Not posing in Playgirl? Come on, Megs, cut him some slack!

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Meghan McCain offers criticism of Levi, and encouragement for Tila.

Speaking to Us Weekly at a launch party for fashion blog CocoPerez in New York, the 24-year-old McCain, who is friends with Bristol Palin, said of Levi:

"If I had a child, I would be at home taking care of it."

It's not an unfair statement. Tripp Johnston, Levi's son with Bristol Palin, will be nine months old later this month, and he's been trying to pay the bills with countless interviews. But how smart is it to keep ripping Tripp's grandma?

In any case, Meghan also said her dad is "doing good" and "keeping busy," while her BFF Tila Tequila is also hanging in there. Yes, they really are friends.

Tila recently claimed San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman roughed her up over Labor Day weekend, but the D.A. decided not to press charges.

"My heart goes out to her," Meghan said. "I think she's going to do a civil trial. Obviously, I think any abuse towards a woman is just reprehensible."

Added the younger McCain of her pal Tila, "She's a fighter!"

Sure thing. Click here for more Meghan McCain pictures!

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Sorry, Olivia Wilde nude. Beautiful as you are, you'll have a hard time stacking up to Marisa Miller - even when she's wearing underwear and you're not!

Granted, posing in underwear is kind of what Marisa Miller does, and she's kind of a big deal in her profession. How can anyone be expected to hang?

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Case in point ...

Marisa Miller poses for new Victoria's Secret ads. Nice work, Marisa.

If you can't get your hands on the newest Victoria's Secret catalog or turn on a TV, these are photos from her latest photo shoot for the lingerie brand.

We'd say she did a pretty good job, too. If you wish to kiss your productivity at work or school goodbye, click to enlarge more Marisa Miller pictures ...

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Actress Leelee Sobieski and her fashion designer fiance, Adam Kimmel, are expecting their first child together, according to celebrity news reports.

"The happy couple are thrilled to be expecting their first child in December," the star's rep said, noting that Leelee Sobieski is due in December.

Ryan Shawhughes, Baby

It will be the first child for Leelee, 27, and Adam 30, who got engaged a few months back. Things appear to be going well for them, we think.

Leelee Sobieski and her fiance, Adam Kimmel.

Sobieski first donned her engagement ring to the L.A. premiere of her latest flick, the Johnny Depp drama Public Enemies, in Los Angeles back in June.

Congratulations to the engaged, expectant parents!

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You know you're a player when you're romantically linked to Scheana Marie, Kristin Cavallari, Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston in the span of a few months and are probably nailing none of the above. But it's believable!

According to Life & Style, Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have been up to their old tricks again and are "spending a lot of quality time together."

Mmm. We all know what "spending a lot of quality time together" means. It means this celebrity gossip magazine is just plain making stuff up.

An insider says that three days prior to Jen's dinner date with co-star and rumored boyfriend Gerard Butler, she and John went out on a date.

With Courtney Cox and her husband. What's she thinking letting Jen associate with this douchebag? We thought they were friends. So sad.

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John Mayer sure does get around, at least in magazines' imaginations.

“Jen’s trying to get their relationship back on its feet, so it was a big step. And Courteney is open-minded. All she wants is for Jen to be happy."

And her solution is a double-date with John Mayer? This smells fishier than Lindsay Lohan after ... oh forget it, we don't need to go there now.

The insider adds, “He has a bad reputation with women, but Jen sees John as a sensitive guy who’s pretty much has the key to her heart.”

Jen would likely call BS on this story if she weren't too busy lying in bed eating ice cream at home, lamenting how lonely and pathetic she is.

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Teresa Giudice of The Real Housewives of New Jersey sort-of-fame gave birth to another baby girl on Monday at Hackensack Hospital in New Jersey.

Her name? Audriana. Yes, think Audrina Patridge and Adriana Lima combined.

Aside from her name, Audriana is healthy, weighing in at 7 lbs. and 10 oz.

"Teresa, her husband Joe and their girls are doing great," a rep from Bravo, which airs the classy Real Housewives franchise, said in a statement.

Teresa Giudice has become a mother for the fourth time.

New Jersey's favorite mom already has three daughters with her husband Joe. We're happy they are welcoming another into their stable home.

Congratulations to the pair on the birth of Audriana, who will no doubt grow up, Google her mom and see her famous table-flipping freak out.

Heck, let's relive it again right here for good measure!

On the Real Housewives of New Jersey finale, Giudice absolutely flipped her $h!t - and flipped a table - at "prostitution whore" Danielle Staub ...

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Ho-tel heiress Paris Hilton is alleged to be flaking on more business commitments and angering people in the process. Anyone else here totally surprised?

The only thing that we're surprised by is the continued existence of Paris Hilton’s celebrity “career.” Seriously, why can't and won't she go away forever?

She doesn't keep things interesting with late night meltdowns like Lindsay Lohan or konstantly kreate "news" like Kim Kardashian. She's just kinda there.

Which makes the news that Paris Hilton faces legal action in Germany for not turning up to events she’s being paid a fortune to do even more incredible.

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What was she possibly doing instead? Doug Reinhardt, apparently.

Paris - with her loser BF in tow - reportedly pulled out of a series of events in Frankfurt over the weekend and instead refused to leave her hotel room.

We just hope Doug Reinhardt pulled out in said hotel room. The last thing we need are more rich, useless little ho-tel heiresses running around. God.

“Paris Hilton has dishonored all appointments and contracts - the dinner with 18 high-ranking guests, the appearance at the bar," says Michael Marx.

"We are deeply disappointed."

Hey, these things happen when you're Paris Hilton. Deal.

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