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Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner got married yesterday. Congratulations!

The location? Her dad's Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster, N.J.

Tamera Mowry, Adam Housley

"She looks amazing," a rep for Ivanka told People magazine.

Ivanka Trump walked down the aisle in a Vera Wang gown inspired by Grace Kelly, before celebrating with her husband, the publisher of the New York Observer.

Also on hand? Her father Donald Trump and 500 guests, including Regis Philbin.


Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner are newlyweds! Awesome!

The bride was looking forward to "dancing like a maniac with all of my friends," according to a recent post to her Twitter account. Perhaps to work out some pre-wedding jitters, the bride got a little exercise before the ceremony:

"Just finished a gorgeous hike. The leaves are spectacular and the sun is shining," she Tweeted. "Everything is simply perfect! I'm getting married today!"

Ivanka and Jared first announced their engagement July 15.

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You could call it a Rush to judgment. Eh, eh?

It was too easy: Some obscure blogger "unearths" some pages of President Obama's college thesis. A thesis with gems for the haters: Obama hates the Constitution, etc.

The report supposedly originated from Joe Klein of Time.

The author really was an obscure blogger, but one who wrote a satirical post about the thesis, citing Klein's "discovery." Rush Limbaugh went on to quote from the supposed thesis on his radio show, believing it was legit. That's a good satire.

In reality, the joke post, which claimed Klein had gotten his hands on 10 pages of student Obama's college thesis, was a total hoax and is not true in the least.

However, unlike Balloon Boy, it was not concocted in the hopes of this happening. And some will argue that it duped Rush and others because it's so realistic.

El Presidente

Rush Limbaugh got punked by a satirical blog purporting to have seen Barack Obama's college thesis. On a side note, Rush is an interesting name for such a large fella.

Believable or not, Rush was definitely had by the fake thesis.

Supposedly titled "Aristocracy Revisited," the faux thesis excerpt revealed the president had "doubts" about the "so-called founders" of our great country.

Juicy. Except not true.

Limbaugh discovered halfway through his show that he'd been had, but defended himself by saying, basically, the thesis felt true. That'll work for his "fans."

Joe Klein himself even jumped in, calling the report "nonsense" on his blog, and another blogger who thought the Obama thesis hoax was real also apologized.

For a humble post to go from an entry on a humor blog to major media outlet sure seems impressive. Someone ought to write a thesis or commentary on it.

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Celebrity fashion followers are surely aware that of late, many stylish ladies have been flaunting their womanly shapes in draped frocks (and loving it).

But can anyone take down Lauren Conrad in a style showdown?

Seriously, she wins every survey we put up. There may be no young celebrity whose fashion is so universally appealing than former star of The Hills.

Let's find out if any of the other ladies below - Kelly Osbourne, Hayden Panettiere or Beyonce - and their varying body types can take her down.

Which star's getup has the most curve appeal? Vote below!

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Whose outfit do you like the most?

 

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Fans familiar with How I Met Your Mother are used to seeing Neil Patrick Harris in various getups as Barney Stinson. Dude will do anything to score with girls.

But is he falling victim to a familiar pattern of guys in relationships and totally letting himself go now that he and Robin (Cobie Smulders) are a couple?

Neil Patrick Harris Fashion

If the pic below, of Neil Patrick Harris in a fat suit, is any indication ...

Barney Stinson has packed on some pounds.

“It’s a phenomenon that a lot of people can relate to, certainly more than a few people on our writing staff. It’s relationship gut,” says creator Carter Bays.

Bays says Harris, not surprisingly, was game to don a fat suit for the episode. “Neil was loving it. He was like, ‘Give me the biggest fat suit you’ve got.’”

This should lead to even funnier How I Met Your Mother quotes than when Barney bet people he could get laid while dressed as an 80-year-old. Really.

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Just nine months after giving birth to eight freaking babies, single mother of 14 freaking babies overall Nadya Suleman is back into her pre-baby jeans.

Yup, Octomom lost 145 pounds. No trainer or plastic surgery required.

"I was eating everything in sight," the drain on society recalls.

"I topped 270 pounds while pregnant," the mother of Elijah, 8; Amerah, 7; Joshua, 6; Aidan, 4; Calyssa and Caleb, 3; and Josiah, Makai, Jeremiah, Nariyah, Jonah, Noah, Maliyah and Isaiah, 9 months, tells the new issue of Us Weekly.

While she easily bounced back after her other pregnancies, getting back into shape after welcoming eight babies wasn't as easy. Really, you're kidding.

Instantly erasing 40 pounds after delivering her octuplets, Nadya Suleman felt compelled to join the local gym after welcoming the bundles of joy.

Glad La Habra, Calif., taxpayers sprung for her membership.

Octo-Wave

BYE, BYE, WEIGHT: Hello, tabloids! Jobless media whore and mother of 14 Nadya Suleman, a.k.a. Octomom, shares weight loss tips and clamors for attention.

Nadya fits in thrice-weekly midnight workouts (while a taxpayer-funded nanny watches over her sleeping children) with strength training but no cardio.

"I get enough of that with the kids," Suleman said.

The 34-year-old Suleman also maintains a strict diet of five protein-packed meals or snacks a day normally consist of "anything the kids are eating."

Food staples in the Suleman household? Oatmeal, sushi, turkey, and even homemade baby food. "As long as it's nutritious, it's good to eat," she said.

The disgrace also loves to gorge herself on one particular indulgence every day and not even worry about any empty carbs as a result: Publicity.

Hey, if she can't exploit her kids for money, there's always her own body. Gotta give the hyper-fertile one credit for being versatile at least.

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Last week, Jon Gosselin wanted credit for returning the $180,000 he withdrew from a joint account with estranged wife Kate, even if he was never allowed to take it.

Well, on top of being a d-bag who expects praise for doing what he's supposed to (and any normal human being would), Jon is a liar who didn't actually return it.

Kate Gosselin says she is still waiting for Jon Gosselin to return the money he took from the account, but she herself has obeyed a court order, her attorney says.

She has itemized what she spent from the account, says her attorney Mark Momjian, adding the reverse-mulleted grating one "has complied with the court order."

Kate says she spends money from the account on their kids. Jon? Well, we know how he likes to whine and dine those mediocre girls. Sorry, Hailey Glassman.

Big Pimpin' J

Earlier Friday, Jon's attorney Mark Heller, said Jon was in "complete compliance" with a court order telling him to return $180,000 he took from the joint account.

Depends on your definition of complete, apparently.

So far only $28,500 has been returned, says Kate, who as of yesterday was waiting for Jon's Pennsylvania attorney to send back the remaining $152,000 he owes.

"We still haven't had that money wired to us," her lawyer said.

A hearing is scheduled for Monday in a Norristown, Pa. courtroom if the money issue is not resolved. Momjian said he is not sure yet if that hearing will happen.

Whomever gets the money, they should keep a whole team of shrinks on retainer. Those poor eight kids are going to take them to the poor house in a few years.

Whose side are you on?

 

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Mayumi Heene, wife of Richard Heene and mother of "Balloon Boy" Falcon Heene, has confessed to lying to authorities and that the now-infamous October 15 incident was "intentional as a hoax," according to the Fort Collins Coloradoan.

The mother of the six-year-old temporarily believed to be hurtling into the heavens in a 20-foot Mylar balloon signed an affidavit that it was all staged.

In the affidavit, Mayumi Heene said she and her husband knew all along that Falcon was not on the balloon but rather hiding in the attic the whole time.

The motive for the hoax was to make their family, which appeared on Wife Swap and was angling for their own show "marketable for future media interest."

Even though Mayumi has confessed, Richard Heene's criminal fate is still "up in the air," according to a Denver defense attorney not involved with the case.

A week ago Thursday, viewers around the globe watched a saucer-shaped craft that was supposedly carrying Falcon Heene, who later came out of hiding.

Mayumi Heene, top left, told officers they planned the Balloon Boy hoax for two weeks, and not only that, they built the balloon specifically for the stunt.

She even admitted that both she and Richard Heene had instructed their three boys – Bradford, 10, Ryo, 8, and Falcon – to lie to authorities after the fact.

Falcon kinda blew it on CNN the night of, but nice try.

The Larimer County District Attorney could file formal charges against the Heenes at any time, including class four felonies: contributing to the delinquency of a minor, attempting to influence a public servant and conspiracy.

The charges, if they are filed, could bring 6-12 years in prison and fines up to $500,000. If convicted, they also could owe an unknown amount of restitution.

Declaring bankruptcy won't wash away debt owed to the rescuers that wasted hundreds of thousands to save Falcon: that cannot be discharged until paid.

Looks like if the Heenes were seeking fame and riches from this, they got it half right. Eh, not really, even the fame they achieved is entirely negative.

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When Sean Preston and Jayden James Federline were looking for a male role model to play with in the pool on a recent trip with mom to Mexico, they needn't look far.

Britney Spears' boyfriend Jason Trawick was ready to jump right in.

"Jason is great with the kids and you can tell Britney really trusts him," an eyewitness at the Tides Zihuatanejo resort in Mexico told Us Weekly of Britney's beau.

Falling in love with him helped save Britney, but also benefits the kiddies: "He would pick up Jayden if he wanted to be held, immediately calming him down."

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Britney Spears is all smiles with her new man - and so are the kids.

Sources close to the pair say Jason Trawick has a calming influence over the boys that has Britney, who divorced their dad Kevin Federline in 2006, at peace.

"He is absolutely fantastic with the boys," a Trawick pal said.

"When you see him with them, you wouldn't think for a moment that he wasn't [Sean Preston and Jayden James'] dad. He treats the kids like they are his own."

"[Jason] is very mature and seems ready to take on the responsibility of a single mom with two kids," another friend of Britney's agent-turned-lover extolls.

Trawick, 37, described as "a nice guy who doesn't take life too seriously," stood by Spears in her darkest moments and has been instrumental in her recovery.

Spears has visitation rights and sees her sons about half the time, although that dirtbag K-Fed maintains custody of them, at least from a legal standpoint.

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Remember Ambre Lake, the winner of Season 2 of Rock of Love on VH1? What? No? Where have you BEEN, people? Sigh. It's like we don't even know each other.

Well, she turned heads on that crappy show by agreeing to a short-lived engagement to Bret Michaels. Then she turned more this week for very different reasons.

Ambre Lake decided to voice her support for gay marriage. Which would be all good, except she did so by going topless. Right in front of a Mormon temple in L.A.

With her mouth taped shut and "Legalize Gay" written on her stomach, she got naked on Santa Monica Boulevard in protest of California's ban on gay marriage.

Police were called in to intervene.

Fortunately for all involved, Ambre Lake, who beat out Daisy de la Hoya for her 15 minutes of reality TV fame, was forced to cover up after a cop approached.

Very nicely, the officer said, "You are causing a traffic hazard."

No word on what specifically prompted this odd photo shoot. Or what Ambre Lake has been up to these days. Or why anyone would spell that name Ambre.

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There's a baby on the way for The Unit star Scott Foley and Marika Dominczyk.

Sporting a noticeable bump at the premiere of her latest film, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, Dominczyk, 29, is in her third trimester, according to People.

It will be the first child for Foley, 37, and Dominczyk, who wed in 2006. He was previously married to Felicity costar Jennifer Garner, but they split in 2003.

A rep for the two actors had no comment.

We have one, though: Congratulations!

It's baby time for Scott Foley and Marika Dominczyk!

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