Free Britney

While we are curious who on Earth would still want to take photos of the great Kevin Federline at this point, there's little doubt that the one-time aspiring rapper was posing for a shoot yesterday - and big pimpin' at that!

The ex-husband of Britney Spears and father of the year to Sean and Jayden was seen at a private house in Beverly Hills getting ready to take part in the shoot. Think Kevin might be shooting the cover for a new rap album?

K-Fed: At a photo shoot for some reason.

Either way, the One Tree Hill set, it was not. But there was no shortage of lovely ladies on set clamoring for this man's attention. A dream world.

If you want more, click here to see the photos of K-Fed from X17.

Backup dancers from Britney Spears' infamous MTV VMA debacle likely can't get her new single, "Gimme More," out of their heads.

And not because the song is good. It's not!

A source tells Us Weekly that the dancers have yet to be fully compensated for their work leading up to the September 9 event - which went great.

"The dancers were paid for the actual show and some of the rehearsals, but not all of them," an industry insider says.

The problem may stem from Britney Spears being unceremoniously dropped by her own management agency, The Firm, back on September 17.

Not the same firm featured in the Tom Cruise movie The Firm, we're guessing.

"Her management usually pays the dancers," explains the source.

McDonald/Selznick Associates, which booked the dancers, had no comment on the matter. But it's just the latest bad news for Britney Spears.

Her family feud and bitter custody battle continue to dominate headlines, most recently yesterday when her "parenting coach" slammed her.

Definitely not. But the burgeoning friendship between Lauren Conrad and nightlife impresario Brent Bolthouse is enough to raise eyebrows.

As any fan of The Hills knows, Brent Bolthouse is the boss of none other than Heidi Montag at Bolthouse Productions. Last month, Lauren - not Heidi - was seen at the Intermix opening, which was Bolthouse deejayed and promoted.

Now, more recently, at Victoria's Secret's Phi Beta Pink Party, LC and Brent were both there - again, sans Heidi Montag - and hugging. What's up? 

Lauren Conrad and Brent Bolthouse: Getting cozy? We doubt it!

Could LC be clamoring for Heidi's job? Trying to get under her skin? Probably not. Brent Bolthouse probably knows he's just Heidi Montag's boss, and has no reason to hate on reality TV's biggest star because of some dumb feud.

While other celebrity babies garner all the attention, Kingston Rossdale just goes about his business of being cute.

There's Suri Cruise on the cover of Us Weekly, arms raised, basking in the glory of entertainment news photographers snapping her every move.

There's Jayden James, feeling sorry for himself and whining about his sucky mother to every paparazzi in sight.

And here's Kingston, just chilling with his mom, Gwen Stefani, playing chauffeur to a stuffed toy cat. He's a kid of the people.

We bet Simone Sestito is turned on by these Mena Suvari photos, but we can't necessarily say the same for all of our staff members.

These photos from Vanity Fair Italy pretty much speak for themselves. Take a look below. A topless Mena Suvari, squatting on and bent over an exercise ball, showcasing her thin figure and buzz cut. What do you think? Sexy or just strange?

Mena Suvari. Topless. Exercise ball. This is what fantasies are made of.

Not! Britney Spears' parenting coach - yes, a parenting coach (could it get more pathetic?) has submitted a report to the court - and it's worse than you think.

Sources say the two-and-a-half page report depicts Britney Spears ignoring the parenting coach - we're talking about not even acknowledging her presence.

The coach, who might want to take up a new profession, says she was unable to teach the "singer" anything, because Britney Spears didn't wanna listen, y'all!!

The report, which was presented to the court yesterday and will be critical in the task of determining if Spears should regain 50/50 custody of Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James Federline, 1, concludes that Britney often ignores her kids and lives in her own little world. Now there's something we didn't know!

Moreover, Britney often disappeared and wasn't around the coach... or the kids. The coach says Britney "spends lots of time on the phone and changing clothes." The Hollywood Gossip could have told y'all this without wasting money on a coach!

Spears' fate won't be sealed until October 26, but K-Fed's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, is certainly going to have a field day with this one.

Two co-defendants have pleaded guilty to reduced charges and agreed to testify in the O.J. Simpson armed robbery and kidnapping case in Las Vegas.

Walter Alexander and Charles Cashmore were both in court today in Las Vegas. In return for their testimony against OJ Simpson, Clark County District Attorney David Roger agreed to drop charges including kidnapping, armed robbery, assault with a deadly weapon and conspiracy against both men.

These two upstanding individuals remain free pending sentencing.

This is more bad news for O.J. Simpson, who Alexander says "wanted guns" at the meeting with the memorabilia dealers he is accused of robbing.

It's looking worse and worse by the day for the Juice. Hopefully, lady friend and fellow criminal Christie Prody has been there to offer moral support.

Stud quarterback Tom Brady was involved in seven scores Sunday - six TD passes against the Miami Dolphins and one with a naked Gisele Bundchen!

We're here all day, every day, folks. After New England routed the 'phins and went to 6-0, Brady slipped into a wife beater and stayed in town to hang out in South Beach Monday with his girlfriend ... and starting tight end. Sorry, that was bad.

Gisele Bundchen looks happy to be kissing Tom Brady. Can you blame her?

Saying Rendition failed to meet expectations at the box office is like stating Lindsay Lohan's box office has been seen by a lot of guys (sorry, Riley Giles).

Some facts are sad, but undeniable.

But it doesn't mean that the movie's co-stars, Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon, don't have some great chemistry. And are possibly dating.

On the Ellen DeGeneres Show, Reese Witherspoon finally spoke out about her off-again, on-again possible beau and definite Rendition co-star.

When Ellen DeGeneres told Reese Witherspoon, 31, that Jake Gyllenhaal, 26, was cute, the Oscar winner gushed, "He's great!"

Gyllenspoon: Probably a couple. Definitely a long-ass couple name.

The day before, new photos surfaced of Witherspoon and Gyllenhaal (dressed in matching black T-shirts and jeans) strolling hand-in-hand and smooching at Los Angeles International Airport October 22. Hot stuff!

The pair had been returning from Rome, where they were promoting their new film. On October 19, Reese Witherspoon was spotted resting her head on Jake's shoulder while walking in the street. It's like they're meant to be.

And while their buzzed-about CIA thriller has bombed at the bomb office, at least Reese has Jake to comfort her. And her Oscar from Walk the Line. Yeah. Take that Ryan Phillippe, you Abbie Cornish-banging sleaze.

What's the second best thing after Petra Nemcova nude?

No, not Britney Spears upskirt pics, you idiots. Gosh. You people disgust us. What we were getting at is photos of Petra Nemcova in sexy lingerie.

In the photos below, the 28-year-old supermodel takes it almost all off for the lingerie company La Senza's new autumn / winter collection. Hot...

Obviously, Petra Nemcova is hot in all pics. Just look at her and it's clear she's no Toastee Toof. But this Petra Nemcova photo is particularly pleasing to us... this stunner really needs to do more lingerie campaigns. And less James Blunt.

Petra Nemcova lingerie campaigns. Life is good at The Hollywood Gossip.