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The criminal chapter of the Tiger Woods saga has ended, with the golfer being fined for careless driving, but no domestic abuse charges filed against Elin Nordegren.

In a much-less-interesting but more appropriate manner than the celebrity gossip public might have hoped for, Woods was cited for careless driving and fined $164.

Elin Nordegren's New House

That's it.

The matter of whether Tiger slept with Jaimee Grubbs and/or Rachel Uchitel remains, but as far as criminal charges go, you can consider the Woods case closed.

"The investigation has determined that Mr. Woods is at fault in the crash," Maj. Cindy Williams of the Florida Highway Patrol said at a press conference Tuesday.

Elin and Tiger Woods are officially out of the ... police blotter.

Tiger's careless driving violation carries the aforementioned fine and four points on Woods' driving record. Not had for hitting a fire hydrant and his neighbor's tree.

More significantly, the FHP will not be pursuing criminal charges after an investigation of Elin Woods provided "insufficient evidence" of domestic abuse on Tiger.

Williams noted that contrary to previous reports, investigators had no reason to issue a subpoena for any medical information that might exist from the incident.

While reports of Elin roughing up Tiger and chasing him out of the house, prompting his car crash, no claims of domestic violence from either Woods were made.

With no testimony or hard proof, it is hard to make a case.

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Prince Michael Malachi Jet Jackson, alleged MJ love child and sort of namesake, will not relent in his quest for a piece of the late music icon's mammoth estate.

The young man who claims to be Michael Jackson's son is going back to court in the hopes of getting a slice of his fortune, even though he was already nixed.

The people who run MJ's estate turned him down once before (we all know Michael's only real secret son is Omer Bhatti), but that's not gonna stop Prince 2.0.

Prince Michael Malachi filed "objections of rejection" paperwork in L.A. County Superior Court, begging a judge to "have determined that he is the biological son of Michael Joseph Jackson ... and gain whatever benefits he is entitled to."

Those being jack.

Prince Michael Malachi Jet Jackson Picture

Is this Michael Jackson's love child? It's doubtful.

The Jackson estate had rejected the claim Prince Michael Malachi Jet Jackson made back in August, even though the now-24-year-old provided a California birth certificate which lists Michael Joseph Jackson under the "father" section.

You can write anything you want on those things, but hey. Whatever you want to call "evidence," you go ahead and provide there, PMMJJ.

Let us know how it goes.

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Is Lindsay Lohan finally moving on from Samantha Ronson? Last night at Butter in NYC, it seemed like her sights were set on none other than John Mayer.

The two were seen sharing a table and dancing at the nightclub. If John wants to make good on his wish to bang more girls, that's a good place to start!

Although there was no PDA, a source says LiLo seemed very interested in John Mayer. It's unclear if they discussed her dad's fake suicide Tweet threat.

"She would follow his every move," a source close to the starlet said. "He would dance with the waitresses and then come back. She was way into it."

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John Mayer. Lindsay Lohan. It's pretty much inevitable.

Belvedere was the drink of choice for their table, but Lindsay, surprisingly passed on shots that were offered up. John, unsurprisingly, downed them.

So what happened at the end of the night?

LiLo and John were still partying together at 3 a.m., according to a source. No word on whether the douchebag left with the troubled actress or not.

John's camp is staying quiet on this possible toxic pairing, and with good reason. "No comment," they told E! when asked about the train wreck.

L.L., of course, already Twittered about their night together ...

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You heard it here first. John Mayer is a butter face. And a d-bab.

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A couple of strong women and (mostly) popular figures, Kate Gosselin and Sarah Palin, lead Barbara Walters' list of the 10 Most Fascinating People of the year.

For better or worse, the reality TV mother of eight and former governor / V.P. nominee are certainly fascinating. You just can't look away from what they do.

Same is true of car wrecks on the other side of the highway, but no matter. Few get people talking like Kate and Sarah - or a certain new big name in music.

Controversial American Idol alum Adam Lambert, whose music and sexually charged performances make him a tabloid staple, is another member of the list.

Red Carpet Lambert

Adam, Sarah and Kate: Three of 2009's Most Fascinating.

Singer/rumored hermaphrodite Lady Gaga, annoying NFL star Brett Favre, Tyler Perry, and Fox News personality Glenn Beck made the top 10 of '09 as well.

Perhaps the most intriguing inclusion? Jenny Sanford, the wife of philandering South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford, will also be interviewed by Barbara Walters.

The special, Barbara Walters Presents: The 10 Most Fascinating People of 2009, airs on ABC December 9. Who is your most fascinating person of 2009?

The way things are going lately, we'd think Rachel Uchitel and Jaimee Grubbs would be in a dead heat for the #1 spot, with Levi Johnston a close second.

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Looks like Tiger Woods has more than Rachel Uchitel rumors to worry about.

Us Weekly is reportedly planning to release a bombshell cover story about Jaimee Grubbs, a woman who claims she had a 31-month affair with Tiger.

Grubbs says she has voicemails and text messages to prove this.

The woman claims she met Tiger in Las Vegas in April, 2007. A 21-year-old waitress at the time, she says she and Woods began a long-running affair.

According to Us, Jaimee Grubbs has more than 300 texts from Tiger, who wed Elin Nordegren in 2004, and whose personal life is now under scrutiny.

Was Tiger Woods having an affair with Jaimee Grubbs?

His wife is being investigated by police for possibly abusing Tiger - allegedly over reports that he slept with Rachel Uchitel. She's not gonna like this!

The magazine, due out tomorrow, claims Grubbs had 20 sexual encounters with Tiger, and will include "photos, racy texts from Tiger, as well as a voicemail from November 24, in which Tiger suggests his wife might be on to the alleged affair."

It's still very possible this is all bogus, but you have to wonder. Could Woods be the latest seemingly squeaky-clean celebrity living a double life here?

Jaimee Grubbs has appeared recently on VH1's Tool Academy. If it's true she was tooling around with Tiger Woods, well, she better watch her back.

Elin can go pretty crazy wielding a golf club, after all.

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Yesterday, readers were given the challenge of writing the best caption for this photo of Hulk Hogan celebrating, or exclaiming ... well, that was up to you.

Thus, your THG Caption Contest winner is Hank Essay.

Congratulations on a job well done! The winning entry appears below the photo, and you can click here to read the full list of submissions sent in for it.

Thanks for playing and good luck in the next THG Caption Contest!

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Look what Tiger's wife did to me!!!!!

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Police suspect Tiger Woods' car accident Friday morning may have stemmed from domestic violence he suffered at the hands of his wife, Elin Nordegren.

Circumstantial evidence certainly suggests that she flipped out on Tiger, although legally proving that could be challenging for local law enforcement.

Investigators have made one hard conclusion in their case: That not a single drop of blood from Tiger Woods was found on the Cadillac SUV he crashed.

Cops observed Tiger's lower lip split open and noted other facial lacerations after the wreck. But with no blood in the car, how did he really hurt himself?

Also, Elin Nordegren told them she smashed the back window with the golf club to drag Tiger, who was in an out of consciousness, to safety. Yet no blood.

This, combined with the fact that Woods has stymied three different requests for an interview, has understandably created more suspicion from the police.

As for why Elin supposedly freaked, Tiger is rumored to have gotten into a nuclear blowout with Elin over a report that he had affair with Rachel Uchitel.

Did Tiger Woods' wife freak out on him because of an affair he had with Rachel Uchitel? Or at least false rumors of an affair? That's what police (and we) want to know.

Whether he did is unclear (Tiger has not commented and Rachel has vehemently denied an affair it took place), but all signs point to an argument with Elin.

In any case, if they want to get to the bottom of it, police may be SOL. Surveillance video from Tiger's property isn't being made available by his lawyer.

The Florida Highway Patrol sent troopers to the hospital where Tiger was treated to secure his medical records, but so far, that hasn't yielded anything.

The main focus of the investigation is Tiger's injuries - if they indicate he really was attacked by Elin Woods, she would almost certainly be arrested.

But if Tiger can stall investigators until his face heals, and medical records don't show anything conclusive or can't be obtained, Elin could be in the clear.

This may very well be Tiger's intent.

As for Tiger, police are looking at whether he was driving under the influence of painkillers when he crashed. Proving that may be even more difficult.

In Florida, it's almost impossible to charge someone with DUI unless someone actually sees the suspect inebriated behind the wheel, which no one did.

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Rachel Uchitel, the alleged Tiger Woods mistress, is going on the offensive to clear her name, insisting there is no truth to rumors she had an affair with the golfer.

She'd even take a lie-detector test to prove it, she says.

Rachel Uchitel Bikini Pic

In an interview with The New York Post, Tiger Woods' alleged "other woman" says she "innocently" met the married star this year and everything else is a lie.

"THIS is ridiculous. Not a word of it is true," Rachel Uchitel said. "I told the Enquirer and Star that it wasn't true. I told them not only did I have information to disprove the story, but I offered to take a lie-detector test."

"The worst thing is that everybody in New York is talking about me now because all of their reporters have been calling everyone I know or have ever worked with, asking everyone what they know about a supposed affair with Tiger Woods."

Tiger's mistress or mere random skank? These Rachel Uchitel pictures may not answer that burning question, but they do give you a little insight into her life.

"It's the most ridiculous story. It's like they are asking me to comment if there are aliens on Earth. I found out who their sources were [Uchitel says she thinks there were two sources to the Enquirer story], which girls were blabbing."

"It's just dumb stuff. I was happy to answer any questions, but they didn't want to listen to me when I denied it. I look like a home wrecker and an a$$hole."

"It's horrible to Tiger's family. His wife must feel horrible. That's a horrible thing to read: 'Tiger's telling Rachel he loves her.' It's not true and just so dumb."

"[The source of the story] is not even a friend of mine. I've met her twice in my life. I've got some really horrible things that I can say about her and her past ... I am toying around with going after her, because she's not a credible source."

"This girl was never around me for any of the time she was saying she was. If I was having some big, lurid affair, I would not tell this girl. It's just ridiculous."

"She got paid money to sell a story to the National Enquirer. Other magazines heard about it, but they turned it down because there was no hard evidence."

One thing this doesn't explain is why Tiger's wife flipped the f*%k out on him, but perhaps she just believed the rumor to be true and it isn't? Thoughts?

For more from Rachel, click here to keep reading her Post interview.

She really gets around: Rachel Uchitel with Ryan Seacrest (left) earlier this year, and some random guy whose face has been blurred out. Nice positioning, though.

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The fifth season of The Hills comes to an end tonight, and Spencer Pratt is stressing that Heidi Montag may be knocked up despite his wishes and efforts.

In a basketball-court chat with Brody Jenner about her sneaky attempts to get pregnant - with or without his consent - Spencer laments his predicament.

"There's a chance that I'm about to be Pratt Daddy for real," he tells Jenner, noting that Heidi's gone rogue and he found a pregnancy test in the trash.

After telling Brody about their "conversation," Spencer Pratt is informed by his old friend that it's not really a conversation if no one listens. How true.

Spencer and Brody: BFFs 4 life (as long as LC's not around).

Still, Spencer continues, saying that Heidi's tactics amount to "like a sperm kidnapping." Adds a smiling Jenner: "That's scary, man." Oh yes. It certainly is.

It might be more compelling if there were a chance in hell she was actually pregnant, but somehow we doubt the show will stun us with that revelation.

Also tonight, we will see how the fake love pentagon between Brody, Justin-Bobby, Kristin Cavallari, Jayde Nicole and Audrina Patridge is resolved. Woo.

Follow the jump for a clip from The Hills finale ...

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Solange Magnano, a former Miss Argentina, died Sunday after an elective plastic surgery procedure on her posterior went terribly wrong and claimed her life.

According to international reports, the 37-year-old suffered a pulmonary embolism after going under the knife Wednesday at a Buenos Aires medical center.

The plastic surgery she was getting? A gluteoplasty, also known as a procedure which involves placing implants in the buttocks to improve their outline.

Solange Magnano, a wife and mother of 7-year-old twins, suffered a fatal complication when liquid injected into her buttocks went to her lungs and brain.

Authorities say the cause of death is still under investigation. Solange won the Miss Argentina crown in 1994, and later created her own modeling agency.

May the beautiful Solange Magnano rest in peace.

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