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In the grand scheme, lying about spending Thanksgiving with grandma while you're really snowboarding with pals isn't the worst thing a person can do.

Still, the fact that Jon Gosselin apparently did this is:

  1. Not at all surprising.
  2. Proof that he deserves our Turkey of the Year honor.

After Jon Tweeted that he was going to his "grandma's" for Thanksgiving, on-off girlfriend Hailey Glassman fired back on her account that this is BS ...

Hailey Tweet

Hailey to Jon: "lol-ur redic." Truer non-words have never been Tweeted.

Guess the "break" these two are on may not be so amicable. If reconciliation is imminent, there's little motivation to write this if you're Hailey Glassman.

It's pretty funny and we appreciate it, though.

In other Gosselin news, Jon's estranged wife Kate spent Thanksgiving with her eight kids, plus bodyguard Steve Neild, his wife, Gina, and their children.

It was Kate's first Thanksgiving without Jon in years, and she's estranged from brother Kevin Kreider, who bashed her in joining Team Jon last month.

There were once rumors of Kate and Steve Neild an affair - rumors Jon either started or at least didn't try to defuse - but Kate says they are just close.

"They're my best friends," Kate said of Steve and Gina.

Wow. Friends. Jon wouldn't know what those are like.

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Ojani Noa may be a total unknown, and his ex-wife Jennifer Lopez one of the world's most successful entertainers. But that's not about to keep him down.

Noa, via his agent, is promising to make intimate sex tapes / home videos of the star public next week, despite the star's attempts to block him in court.

"Jennifer Lopez does not want these videos to be entered into open court, where the media and the public can obtain copies of them and watch or share them," said Ed Meyer, Noa's agent. "I will be filing the videos into public court record Monday."

J. Lo filed a $10 million lawsuit against Ojani Noa this month and wants a permanent court order barring her ex-husband from releasing their sex tape.

She also blocked Noa's similar efforts in 2004.

Who is Ojani Noa? No clue, but he was once Mr. J. Lo!

Lopez and legal team have already won court battles against Noa and contend that he is prohibited from talking about her and making the videos public.

A court order currently in place until December 1 prevents Noa from leaking the video. But December 1 is Tuesday, and Meyer also disputes that ruling.

Meyer emailed J. Lo's counsel (and the media) saying he'll "be filing ALL, repeat ALL, Documents, 11 hours + of Home Videos, DVDs, Photographs, etc."

Published reports say the J. Lo sex tape contains images of her motorcycle without pants and also show an argument with her mother. Possibly naked.

Ojani Noa and Jennifer Lopez were married briefly in the 1990s. If these tapes get out, it'll be even more embarrassing for her than that fall on stage.

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This guy is a joke.

Just when you thought Michael Lohan could not get any more reprehensible, court documents reveal that the deadbeat dad, well, really is a deadbeat dad.

He's $15,000 behind in child support. Guess those business deals with Jon Gosselin never came to fruition, or he just had all the cash deposited offshore.

Either way, he couldn't come up with $15K?!

Michael has racked up $15,100 in unpaid child support to ex-wife Dina for their three minor children: Ali Lohan, Michael Lohan, Jr., and Dakota Lohan.

Yes, there is a Dakota Lohan, age 13. Scary.

M-Lo Blows

Michael Lohan continues to redefine pathetic.

How about this for irony. If Michael profited off those phone tapes of Lindsay at her lowest points that he released to Radar Online, he could actually support the three children ... with money he made from exploiting his oldest child.

Pack lightly where you're headed, Michael.

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Happy Thanksgiving from all of us at The Hollywood Gossip!

What would this traditional holiday be without family, food, football and reflection upon the things we appreciate most in life - in the case of THG, that means some of the turkeys we had the privilege of covering this year.

With that said, we present our Top 10 Turkeys of 2009 ...

10. Kanye West and Richard Heene (tie). Perhaps it's unfair to include him by virtue of one incident, but Kanye's hijacking of Taylor Swift's VMA speech was an all-timer. He's almost as full of hot air as Richard Heene's invention.

9. The Kardashians. Pregnancies. Breakups. Marriages. Reality shows. Twitter accounts. Blogs. So many Kardashians, so few ways to escape them.

8. Miley Cyrus. Whether she's grinding on stripper poles, angering Asians, making up her own controversies or deleting her Twitter, the teen can be a bad influence.

7. Tila Tequila. A late entry to the list thanks to her ustream rant. There's no PR stunt she won't stoop to, or article of clothing she won't remove, to get attention. 

6. Spencer Pratt. 2008's top turkey staged two weddings, caused an epic fiasco on I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here, pimped his own wife to Playboy and pretended to get a vasectomy on The Hills. For him, a relatively tame year.

Sorry, Spencer Pratt. You're only our sixth biggest turkey this year.

5. Sarah Palin and Levi Johnston (tie). One's a possible 2012 presidential candidate, the other the 19-year-old unwed father of her grandson. Both have gone rogue (one baring all in Playgirl, the other in a book by that name). Neither shuts up.

4. Perez Hilton. Talk about a fowl human being. With every ounce of fame the celeb gossip magnate garners, the more his own celebrity goes to his head and the more damage he does to his own causes. That will.i.am fight won't be the last.

3. Dr. Conrad Murray. Worst. Doctor. Ever.

2. Carrie Prejean. The dethroned Miss California became a phenomenon after voicing her opposition to gay marriage. She went on to become a self-serving, hypocritical, lying solo sex tape star who throws hissy fits on Larry King.

1. Jon Gosselin. No explanation required. When you're talking about turkeys, there's the Ed Hardy-wearing d-bag and there's everyone else playing for second.

Grade A Douchebag

The biggest turkey of the year, ladies and gentlemen. Need we say more?

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Tuesday night on The Hills, Spencer Pratt was convinced Heidi Montag might be preggers, while Kristin Cavallari and BFF Stacie took off for a girls weekend.

As always, The Hollywood Gossip staff looks back at the major developments on Tuesday's episode of The Hills, awarding and deducting points as we see fit ...

En route to Vegas, Stacie opines that her chances of hooking up are 90% while Kristin's are 65%. So she deems herself 25% more skanky? We'll buy it. Plus 3.

Forget Mr. Right, the girls say as they pre-party for their big night out in Sin City. Bring on Mr. Right Now! Groan. Minus 4. So creative and not at all scripted.

Scruffy Spencer Pratt pal Charlie is apparently the all-knowing oracle of baby-making schemes perpetrated by girls. Plus 2, because you gotta wonder why.

Bored with girls night out after like 15 minutes, Kristin Cavallari leaves a voicemail for a mystery man. Gee, we wonder who. Minus 3 for the fake suspense.

Spencer takes Heidi out for sushi to "test" her. She passes on wine, and on raw fish, then nonchalantly brings up neighbor Enzo to complete the trifecta. Plus 5.

Which couple from The Hills grosses you out more?

In the morning, Stacie learns Kristin brought a guy home and he's in her shower! Minus 5 for MTV expecting us to believe Justin-Bobby drove five hours in response to this booty call, but Plus 8 for him bathing for the first time in history.

Audrina Patridge has dinner with Justin-Bobby bud Derek and says she's DONE! She's SO over him! For GOOD! Until next week's promos, that is. Pathetic. Minus 14.

Kristin, Justin and Stacie hit a strip club, where the latter complains about being a third wheel. Minus only 1, though, because Kristin wants to "learn how to work a pole."

Plus 17 for the obligatory Kristin-Stacie kissing scene. These two girls are such attention whores, it's really sad in a way. But hey, at least they're good at it.

Charlie: "Dude, you gotta be you." Spencer: "Me is not a baby." LOL. Plus 12.

Justin: [in bed the next day] "How you feelin'?" Kristin: "Pretty bad, but not as bad as I should." Justin: "That's 'cause I'm here." Massive eye roll. Minus 8.

TOTAL: +12! SEASON TOTAL: +90! Kristin and Stacie may be painful at times, but you've gotta give them credit for stirring up trouble, which is their sole reason for existing. We love the Spencer-Charlie heart-to-hearts, too.

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On The City last night, Whitney Port moved forward with her fashion line, no thanks to Roxy Olin, while useless Olivia Palermo flaked out yet again over at Elle.

Below, The Hollywood Gossip staff breaks down the events on last night's episode, awarding and deducting points as we deem appropriate. Let's get to it ...

Kelly Cutrone to Roxy, on the models she picked for Whitney's look book shoot: "The theme is fairy tale tea party, not gothic nightmare." Snap! Plus 3.

Instead of Creative Director, Joe Zee's job at Elle should be Pusher of Erin Kaplan's Buttons, because it seems like that's all he typically does. Minus 2.

Erin tells Olivia Palermo that she should stress a little more. Plus 3, because let's face it, she's right. Moron simply doesn't care about doing a good job.

Thanks to a stunt in which champagne is sprayed on everyone, Roxy does her best to sabotage her BFF's photo shoot. Who saw that coming? Minus 4.

How do Olivia Palermo and Roxy Olin still have jobs?!

Rox makes up for it by starting a cute food fight with Whitney afterward. Plus 5, because it's hard to totally dislike Roxy Olin, even if she's a terrible worker.

Olivia screws up Erin's TV shoot, again seemingly out of laziness. Here's what we don't get about this show. In this economy, and particularly in a cutthroat publishing environment, how has she not gotten fired like 14 times already? Minus 8.

Whitney's fashion photos come out looking awesome! Plus 6. Also, an additional Plus 3 for Kelly not beating around the bush when it comes to the work that Whitney Port needs to do to become a successful designer. She's like a real boss!

This is pretty much the same complaint we just made about Olivia, but we feel it bears repeating. Kelly confides in Whitney about Roxy, saying she doesn't know what to do about her ... as if she can't FIRE HER AT ANY GIVEN INSTANT. Minus 11.

TOTAL: -5. SEASON TOTAL: +2. The City didn't do a lot for us this week. Girls flaking out at jobs they were given solely because they're on an MTV reality show and clearly don't deserve in the first place is getting old. We heart Whitney, though.

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Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp are huge, hot movie stars who'll be working together on a new movie in which their respective characters make love in the shower.

Based on that, you can consider their respective relationships over.

That's the logic of the new Life & Style Weekly, which recalls "tearing clothing in a frenzy, mounting counter tops and thrusting against walls" in Mr. & Mrs. Smith.

Things got so hot and heavy in that 2005 film that Brad Pitt soon split from his wife, Jennifer Aniston, and found himself in Angelina Jolie's arms in real life, too!

But, what goes around comes around, and given the premise of The Tourist, it's basically inevitable that Angie will now leave Brad for Sexiest Man Alive Depp.

Angelina Jolie, Johnny Depp

Sorry, Brad. What goes around comes around.

"The outline of her naked body is visible in the shower," the script teases, describing one provocative dream sequence. "Frank (Depp) walks to the shower and opens the glass door. Walking in, he lifts Cara (Jolie) against the glass."

"Clutching at her slithery body, he proceeds to kiss her frantically," it continues. "She kisses him back with ardor, wrapping her dripping legs around his back."

Vanessa Paradis is apparently worried ... and for good reason!

This flick, slated for an early 2011 release, sure sounds steamy. You can bank on the fact that Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston will reunite by then at the latest.

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There are probably hordes of intelligent, well-informed Sarah Palin supporters out there who love the former Alaska Governor for substantive reasons.

But they sure weren't at her recent book signing in Columbus, Ohio.

These interviews conducted with people in line outside a Borders really speak for themselves. Let's just say there weren't a lot of issues being discussed ...

What do you think? Is this representative of Sarah Palin's entire fan base? Do you support her based on actual policies? Leave a comment and tell us why!

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Lindsay Lohan may be on the outs with her girlfriend, Samantha Ronson, but that doesn't mean she's not thinking about her and thinking up ways to make her jealous.

For once, we're not talking about nightclub spazz-outs, either.

According to reports, Lindsay has agreed to pose in a new Terry Richardson spread in a French fashion magazine called Purple. And it's going to be a raunchy spread.

We're talking Lindsay Lohan pictures featuring the troubled starlet in some pretty racy positions, including some completely topless photos and even a threesome.

Duck and Cover

Avert your eyes ... or don't! There are Lindsay topless pics to come!

Also interestingly, the threesome shot will find Lindsay sandwiched between a man and woman. Half of that equation is sure to bother Sam, and that's the point.

A source says: "Any photos of Lindsay with another girl in a provocative manner will, of course, irk Sam. Lindsay knows what she’s doing when she sets this up.”

Whatever that means, we look forward to seeing it, and the subsequent Twitter meltdown, and 3 a.m. visit by police after the neighbors complain of screaming.

Maybe she'll even call Michael Lohan about it and he'll leak the recording to Radar Online. That way we'll get to hear about it from her perspective as well.

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