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Just when you thought you'd heard everything, Michael Lohan and girlfriend Kate Major are moving from New York to Los Angeles together. There's more too:

Lohan says he is hoping to get some of his "celebrity" pals to join him and participate in different charity fundraisers (i.e. PR opportunities) along the way.

M-Lo explains: “We’re calling the show Crossing Borders because not only will we be crossing physical borders state to state, but moral borders as well." 

Deep.

Michael Lohan and Kate Major

Two people who definitely need their own show.

"While each celebrity offers something different, each city will bring something new and different. Each celebrity sees him/herself as a good person. Viewers will see that we all try our best, but sometimes cross the borders of right and wrong."

This guy ought to teach philosophy.

No word on when:

  • Lindsay Lohan will file the paperwork seeking a preemptive restraining order in anticipation of her deadbeat dad moving to the same city.
  • Kate Major will discuss Jon Gosselin's penis size.

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Having taken herself out of the running last week, Ali Fedotowsky returns to The Bachelor tonight ... at least over the phone. Who would have guessed?

We did. Not only because The Bachelor spoilers we've been posting all season long predicted it, but because THIS SAME SCENARIO HAPPENED already.

Just last summer, even. Ed Swiderski left The Bachelorette to return to work, then flew back unannounced and asked Jillian Harris for a second chance.

He went on to win. Will the cute, blonde Ali Fedotowsky achieve a similar shocking, not-at-all staged comeback victory? That's another question entirely.

One thing's for sure, though. When she calls Jake Pavelka tonight and asks to return to The Bachelor, he puts on his best "trying to look shocked" face:

  • I Made a Mistake!
  • Jake Reacts

Cameras happen to be both Ali's and Jake's rooms at 6:05 a.m. What are the odds? About the same as him being told how to emote via cue cards while picking up.

How will this potential reunion go down on The Bachelor? Will Ali be granted a second chance? Or has he already moved on to Vienna Girardi and Tenley Molzahn?

Follow the jump for an epically cheesy clip from tonight ...

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Tiger Woods and wife Elin are trying to repair a shattered marriage.

Whether they succeed or will be living apart permanently may hinge on some skeletons in his closet. And by skeletons we mean a couple Phoenix hoes.

About three years ago, Tiger was in bed with two girls, enjoying one of the raunchy threesomes he so favored, according to the New York Daily News.

"Suddenly, he realizes one of them is taking pictures or videotaping him with the other girl," says a source close to the situation. "Tiger goes ballistic."

"He starts chasing the girl. She runs out the door. He runs after her. I don't know how much clothing either of them is wearing, but Tiger finally catches up with her and grabbed her cell phone or camera or whatever it was that had the evidence."

That may be the funniest thing we've ever read.

Good luck trying to explain this one to Elin, Tiger.

We don't know what's more amazing about this account, the fact that it's Tiger Woods chasing down some girl trying to track down his own sex tape, or the fact that these chicks are not among the dozen Tiger Woods mistresses we know.

Probably the former.

In any case, Tiger was far from pleased, and the ladies promptly hit the road. A few days later, Tiger heard from the one he chased ... through her attorney.

"She claimed she'd been injured during their scuffle," says the source. "She'd hired a lawyer." Even if charges were baseless, Tiger was behind the eight ball.

After all, what could he say? According to the source, Tiger's handlers diffused the scandal by making an arrangement in which the girls got hush money.

Standard operating procedure.

You may recall in December, Tiger's lawyers won an order in London blocking the publication of any Tiger Woods sex tape or nude pictures ... if they exist, that is.

Could these women have been the ones shopping it?

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Simon Monjack is the epitome of a bad seed.

Dude is such a shady character that minutes after Brittany Murphy died, THG readers were speculating that he must have had something to do with her demise.

That's unfair to the guy. But little he does can be taken at face value. Such is the case with the Brittany Murphy Foundation, a charity he started to honor her.

The only problem? It's not really a charity.

The Brittany Murphy Foundation run by Simon Monjack and Brittany's mother Sharon hadn't filed the necessary documents to qualify as a charity or nonprofit.

As soon as this was reported, its website was shut down. It's now back up with the following notice, promising to give back all donations so far ...

Brit Found

Pretty sketchy explanation about getting off the ground quickly ... definitely not to capitalize on media attention paid to the late 32-year-old's tragic death. Naw.

The non-foundation says it will wait "until we have our non-profit status approved before proceeding to insure we can truly honor Brittany's charitable desires."

If those desires included a Simon Monjack Drinking Fund, she's smiling somewhere right now. If they were anything else, we wouldn't be holding our breath.

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Last week, Hailey Glassman told Steppin' Out magazine that her ex-beau Jon Gosselin's penis is "tiny, tiny, tiny." Not a lot of room for interpretation there.

It looks like she's not alone in her assessment, either.

According to Us Weekly, Jon's former wife Kate Gosselin had a somewhat different, but similarly critical way of referring to his manhood, or lack thereof:

"Stubby."

Imagery we do not need on a sleep-deprived Monday morning.

The former Mr. & Mrs. Stubby in happier times.

According to a family source, Kate would joke with friends and family about Jon's genital shortcomings, and even called him "Stubby" to his face to mock him.

Sounds like something that grating nag would do.

Jon is currently getting cozy with new girlfriend Morgan Christie, who has yet to comment on the size of Lil' Jon. We give it a couple of weeks, but no more.

Over the weekend we Tweeted at Hailey Glassman, who Jon dated post-Kate and pre-Morgan, about her recent comments and got the response seen below.

No one can accuse her of lacking a sense of humor ... in fact, with an analogy like that, she might make a terrific content writer at The Hollywood Gossip ...

Hailey G. Tweetz

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This story keeps on getting better and better. John Edwards is reportedly engaged to Rielle Hunter, his mistress and the mother of his love child, reports say.

Two weeks ago, Edwards finally admitted that he is the father of Hunter's two-year-old daughter. Since then, Edwards and wife Elizabeth legally separated.

According to the National Enquirer, who broke the Edwards love child scandal, he proposed to his mistress on the same day he came clean about paternity.

“John dropped the proposal bomb on Rielle shortly before he issued his statement that he was indeed Frances’ father,” a source told the celeb news tabloid.

Rielle Hunter has been waiting for a proposal for two long years. She deserved to know he wanted to raise their child together, and wanted Rielle in his life."

If this is true, which we highly doubt but can't officially rule out, you know what's coming next: The John Edwards Sex Tape II: Honeymoon Suite Style!

Rielle Hunter and Quinn

Will Rielle Hunter become the new Mrs. John Edwards?

“John said that when his divorce is final, he’ll buy her a diamond ring. In the meantime, he’s getting them a house.” A $3.5 million beach house, allegedly.

The Enquirer says that Edwards expects his divorce from his cancer-stricken wife to be completed within a year, paving the way for a marriage to Hunter.

A spokeswoman for John Edwards denied this report, much like his people did numerous times about the affair ... and the love child ... and the coverup.

“It’s absolutely not true,” his spokesman said, adding that  Edwards and Hunter “only communicate through a third party,” to work out Edwards visitation.

“Everybody is trying to move on with their lives.”

It's probably not true. But given that Edwards is a deceitful human who lies about everything, he doesn't exactly have a lot of credibility left, does he?

All we know is that if we were Andrew Young, we'd start ordering only bottled water in restaurants, and make sure the valet turns his car on for him.

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For Jersey Shore's DJ Pauly D, Valentine's Day means a special mix of music guaranteed to make your girl's panties hit the floor faster than you can say "GTL."

For Jillian Harris and Ed Swiderski, their first February 14 as a couple meant escaping the chill of Chicago by spending a 10-day vacation in Maui with family.

“I think we are likely going lean on each other for our first Valentine’s together,” Harris says. “We’ll likely be getting each other a Mai Tai and maybe a nice lei!”

That's a positive change for Ed, who was accused of giving two other girls a nice lay while wooing Jillian's heart last summer on ABC's The Bachelorette.

Outside of surfing lessons and skydiving at their dreamy beach location, Harris says she and Ed Swiderski are planning a relaxed and low-key holiday break.

  • Ed Swiderski: Cheater!
  • Ed Swiderski and Jillian Harris Photo

Ed and Jillian defied the tabloids and stuck together.

“For a romantic Valentine’s Day," she says. "Focus on each other. Put those darn phones and computers away and have a good old-fashioned conversation!”

“I love talking about things I am grateful for. It always puts me in a good mood, so it's great little way to show someone what you really love and can’t live without!”

“V-Day is all about love, love, love. Don’t forget to be extra kind to everyone. Smile and say hello to passersby on the street and lend a hand to those in need.”

This girl is so nice it's nauseating. We're thrilled for Jillian and fiancee Ed, assuming he's good to her, just as we are for Jason Mesnick and Molly Malaney.

Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi, though? Jury is still out there.

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Ding! You are now free to get your fat ass off this plane.

Kevin Smith, director of Mallrats, Clerks, Chasing Amy and similar films, was told to take a hike from a Southwest Airlines flight for apparently being obese.

"You [messed] with the wrong sedentary processed-foods eater!" Smith, whose next film, Cop Out, comes out February 26, posted in an epic Twitter rant.

That was one of many Tweets (many not G-rated) fired off recounting the 39-year-old actor/director's expulsion Saturday from an Oakland-Burbank flight.

Southwest said officials had called Smith to offer their "heartfelt apologies," but also stated his removal was for the "safety and comfort of all customers."

Here's how it all went down:

Southwest

Smith had two tickets, but then decided to fly standby on an earlier flight, where only one remained. He was asked to leave after being seated. Southwest said:

"If a customer cannot lower the armrest and infringes on a portion of another seat, an adjacent customer would be very uncomfortable and a timely exit from the aircraft in the event of an unexpected emergency might be compromised."

THG NOTE: Isn't any emergency unexpected. Random question. Just asking.

"I know I'm fat," Smith says, having battled weight issues for years but. "I broke no regulation, offered no 'safety risk' (what, was I gonna roll on a fellow passenger?)"

"I saw someone bigger than me on THAT flight! But I wasn't about to throw a fellow Fatty under the plane. He & I made eye contact, he was like 'Please don't tell...'"

At least the humiliated director didn't lose his trademark sense of humor.

After landing in Burbank on a later flight, he wrote, "Don't worry: wall of the plane was opened & I was airlifted out while Richard Simmons supervised."

Kendra Wilkinson would've also worked. Whose side are you on?

 

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Once the star of movies and a of music that wasn't entirely unpopular, Lindsay Lohan is now the star of celebrity gossip sites and that's pretty much it.

Seriously, in 2010, she's had zero work, unless you count car crashes, fights with SamRo, being outed as a celebrity hoarder or posing like Jesus Christ.

At least she's got an actual paying gig coming up next weekend - hosting an after dark pool party at Harrah's Resort & Casino in Atlantic City, N.J.!

That ought to net her a few hundred bucks. Way to go, LiLo!

If the train wreck even bothers to show up, you can party with the one-time actress at the club for the recession-friendly sum of $25. Not shabby!

If you thought gigs like this were reserved for quasi-celebs like K-Fed, Jayde Nicole or J-Woww, you'd be ... right! Lindsay is now in that league:

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John Mayer has long been considered the biggest douchebag in the celebrity universe, or perhaps the entire universe, but The Hollywood Gossip dot com.

We doubt we're alone in that assessment either. If you're still on the fence, see if you are after reading his recent moronic, homophobic, racist comments.

If there's another dude practically synonymous with douchebag, though, it's Jon Gosselin. If you know who Jon Gosselin is, we don't have to elaborate.

But who's the biggest d-bag of them all?

A douchebag is, per the all-knowing oracle of slang Urban Dictionary, "an individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth." That would be these two.

Moreover, it may be "compounded by a low level of intellegence, behaving ridiculously in front of colleagues with no sense of how moronic he appears."

Sounds about right again.

The only question? Who's the biggest d-bag around? Vote in THG's survey below as the obnoxious namesakes vie for a prestigious, yet unenviable title ...

Who deserves the title of King of all Douchebags?

 

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