The Price of Beauty? Something like that. Jessica Simpson posted a bizarre photo of herself wearing a thick face mask on Twitter Saturday morning.
Some people need their accounts revoked. We propose nominating one each month, and calling it the Tila Tequila Award (she's in her own league).
"The Price Of Beauty :)" Jessica Simpson Twittered, referring to her globe-trotting VH1 show, which premieres on March 15. Yes, it is a real show.
"Thanks La Mer for the upper and lower zone radiant mask," she added, referring to the pricey Creme De La Mer Radiant Facial, which costs $320.
Yes, she paid $320 to look like this. You sure you want to collaborate on this show, Billy Corgan? Your alt-rock reputation is being diminished here ...
Filming the show "changed me completely," she said. "I haven't always had an inner confidence and I haven't always looked at my reflection and loved it."
Okay, having better self-esteem is always a good thing. We just don't need to see the progress every minute of every day. But carry on Jessica. Carry on.