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We're kidding, of course. Jessica is not really suicidal.

Just the same, after reading this article, Papa Joe Simpson might want to take away her belts and shoelaces just to be extra cautious. It could get ugly.

Jessica and Her Bitch

If being needy and clingy and having a coyote devour her dog weren't bad enough, Jessica Simpson's ex-husband is back together with his ex-girlfriend.

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo have been taking their PDA parade nationwide lately, hooking up in L.A., NYC and for the last three nights, Las Vegas!

On Saturday night, the two checked out singer Matt Goss' new show at the Palms Casino Resort, where Kim Kardashian even sang and danced on stage.

Nick and 'Nessa: Hottest couple ever? Quite possibly?

Not about to call it an early night, Nick and Vanessa were later seen partying and dancing until the wee hours with Wilmer Valderrama at nightclub LAX.

On Sunday, they watched the New York Giants battle with the Dallas Cowboys (they of Jessica's other ex Tony Romo) at First Food & Bar in the Palazzo.

They obviously liked First Food & Bar. They returned last night to watch Monday Night Football and dine on Grandma's Pizza and ice cream sandwiches.

Wow, back-to-back nights at a sports bar? Vanessa Minnillo sounds like the coolest, most laid-back chick ever. Quite a contrast from pathetic Jessica.

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Jon Gosselin's girlfriend and alleged "soul mate" Hailey Glassman went under the knife for breast augmentation surgery on September 16, Star magazine reports.

Which basically means it didn't happen, but what are you gonna do.

Hailey Glassman, Jon Gosselin Pic

"Hailey's been very self-conscious about her breasts," a supposed friend, who's apparently not a very good friend, told Star. "She didn't like the way they looked."

Hailey Glassman, 22, was seen walking out of Natural Images in Plastic Surgery in Nyack, N.Y. She was with her mom Lauren, and dad, Dr. Lawrence Glassman (who was Kate Gosselin's surgeon, but not involved in Hailey's non-operation).

Dr. Glassman performed a tummy tuck on Kate, back when Jon was still married to the grating harpy who birthed eight humans. Jon then began dating Hailey about 15 seconds after filing for divorce from Kate earlier this year.

Hailey Glassman before she (allegedly) got a boob job.

While we reiterate that this story is likely total crap, a Star reporter claims to have seen Hailey post-surgery, looking disoriented and walking very slowly.

No word on whether said reporter's name is Kate Major.

Jon Gosselin "fully supported her decision" to have the surgery, reports the celebrity gossip rag. Hey, you gotta back your soul mate up on these things.

Especially if your soul mate wants bigger boobs. Yee-haw!

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Kevin Federline is famous only because he used to be married to Britney Spears and helped spawn her two sons. Now he is best known for being really freaking fat.

Fat doesn't really do it justice. We are talking obese here, people.

Fat Kirstie Alley Picture

Well, that may not last. Having stuffed himself silly for the past nine months, K-Fed is now going to get paid to go on VH1's Celebrity Fit Club and lose some weight.

Is this a great country or what?

A rep for the network confirms that K-(over)-Fed is joining the cast of the show's new season. Also appearing? Kevin Federline's ex and baby mama, Shar Jackson!

In addition to Britney Spears' kids Sean Preston and Jayden James Federline, Kevin also impregnated Shar twice, only to dump her for Spears. A classy move.

LARGE AND IN CHARGE: Did you really need to take the leftovers, K-Fed? We know you aren't planning on giving 'em to the dog. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Despite being lambasted in the press for putting on absolutely massive amounts of weight, Kevin seems happy these days with girlfriend Victoria Prince.

She's in slightly better shape than he.

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It's no Kellan Lutz and Jessica Stroup, but Kate Walsh made quite the romantic splash attending the Emmy Awards Sunday night with new beau Neil Andrea.

Just don't expect the Private Practice star to open up about it.

Kate Walsh, Neil Andrea

Asked about her hot date, Walsh told the New York Daily News, "I'm not going to talk about it. I know you have to ask, but it's top-secret! It's in the vault!"

Great Seinfeld quote, but their affection wasn't in any vault.

Walsh introduced Andrea to new NCIS: Los Angeles star Chris O'Donnell as "my boyfriend," and later, the pair were seen locking lips, according to reports.

Neil Andrea: Kate Walsh's hot new arm candy.

Neil Andrea also supported Kate Walsh at the Private Practice "Blow Out Cancer" charity event to benefit the American Cancer Society Monday in Beverly Hills.

The two arrived together but Walsh talked to the press as Andrea went off to chat up her co-stars Taye Diggs, Tim Daly, Paul Adelstein, and Chris Lowell.

Walsh married film executive Alex Young in September 2007, but rather contentiously filed for divorce in December 2008 citing irreconcilable differences.

At least they appear to be getting along more amicably now, however: "Alex and I still care for each other, and I wish him nothing but the best," she said.

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Lady Gaga finds herself in all sorts of sticky situations.

But the million-dollar lawsuit she's currently stuck in the middle of may be even more odd and stoke more flames than her blood-soaked VMA performance.

Lady Gaga O-Face

Here are the essential details of Gaga's legal drama ...

  • An Irish entertainment company called "Grooveyard" claims they were looking to book talent for a couple of October concerts in Belfast and Dublin.
  • Naturally, they struck a deal with a New York City-based company claiming to rep Lady Gaga, paying $320,000 to book the possible hermaphrodite.
  • Naturally, the dude who cashed check may not even rep Gaga. Grooveyard claims after they began promoting Lady Gaga, AEG Live hit them with a cease and desist letter, stating that AEG alone has authority to book Gaga.

Lady Gaga is so hot these days, people will pay hundreds of thousands of dollars to people who just claim they represent her and don't actually deliver the Gaga.

The company is therefore rather upset, confused, and demanding their money back in a million-dollar lawsuit filed in New York State yesterday afternoon.

The moral of the story?

Don't shell out $320,000 to someone claiming to rep a star.

Unless you know for a fact that such an enormous sum of money is going to result in Lady Gaga nude or darn close to it on stage, just sit tight a little longer.

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Sarah Michelle Prinze and husband Freddie Prinze Jr., who have been married seven years and together more than nine, have just become parents! Hooray!

The couple "welcomed their daughter Charlotte Grace Prinze on Saturday, September 19," says a rep for the actress. "The whole family is over the moon."

Blue Ivy Carter Pics

This is the first child for the couple, who met way back in 1996 and first revealed that they were expecting back in April. It's joyous news for all involved.


This is surprisingly the couple's first child together!

Freddie Prinze, Jr., will star on the new season of 24. Sarah Michelle recently changed her name from Gellar to Prinze to honor their fifth year of marriage.

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When you woke up this morning, your first thought probably wasn't, "I wonder what Pee Wee Herman is up to these days." If it was, you've got issues.

But, lo and behold, the actor otherwise known as Paul Reubens is still around (who knew), and appeared on NBC's The Jay Leno Show Tuesday night.

Sometimes you get Obama on Letterman, other times you get Pee Wee Herman on Leno. Guess the quality of variety show interviews ebbs and flows.

The first thing he did was show off his new "abstinence ring," a clear reference to Reubens' arrest for indecent exposure at an adult theater in 1991.

Pee Wee Herman also talked about his first song recording as a child - "Let's Get Together" by Hailey Mills. It was even more boring than you think.

While there he made his first ever Tweet on his brand new Twitter account (you can follow THG on Twitter for something a little more worthwhile).

Here's a clip of Pee Wee Herman on Leno last night ...

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Tom Brady likes operating out of the shotgun on the football field. Gisele Bundchen's bodyguards seem to like operating them as well - against paparazzi.

That's the allegation of a federal lawsuit by a couple of celebrity gossip photographers who claim they were under fire - literally - from her security team.

Gisele Bundchen Nude Pic

The men claim they were shot at while attempting to cover the sexy pair's April wedding. Who says everyone who works in gossip just sits around in PJs?

Echoing allegations made at the time of the soiree, Yuri Cortes and Rolando Aviles claim that they were shaken down by Tom and Gisele's security detail.

After managing to escape, the photographers fled in their SUV.

They look so nice. But step back or they'll have you SHOT!!!!!!

That's when the guards opened fire, allegedly, which blew out the car's back window and "narrowly missed striking" the celebrity gossip photographers.

Sounds like a pretty traumatic experience, and forwhat purpose? Not even a glimpse of Gisele Bundchen nude is worth that. Well, probably not anyway.

The photographers and their fellow plaintiff, the Agence France-Presse, are seeking at least $1 million in damages. Tom and Gisele had no comment.

In other news involving NFL stars and shootings, Plaxico Burress, late of the New York Giants, was handed a two-year prison sentence today. Ouch.

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A grand jury investigating the death of Michael Jackson will hear testimony from the girlfriend of his personal physician, Dr. Conrad Murray, later this week.

Nicole Alvarez, 27, has been asked by the Los Angeles Country District Attorney’s office to appear before the Jackson grand jury, the L.A. Times reports.

Authorities still want to hear testimony from Alvarez, who has allegedly refused to cooperate with detectives investigating the star’s tragic June 25 death.

Not that it has any bearing here, but it is believed that Nicole Alvarez is also the mother of the doctor's love child, Che Giovanni Murray, born this year.

Smiling Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson (1958-2009).

Prosecutors recently seated a grand jury to probe the music icon's death. The coroner’s office has ruled Jackson’s death a homicide, but what that means in terms of prosecuting one or more offenders remains up in the air.

Dr. Conrad Murray is believed to be the principal, if not sole focus of law enforcement officials' examination into what killed the greatest entertainer in history.

It is widely assumed that Murray administered the powerful anesthesia Propofol and other drugs to Jackson, then tried to cover up his actions to a degree.

Murray has denied any wrongdoing. No charges have been filed in the homicide investigation, which is believed to be nearing its end. Soon. Probably.

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In Super Bowl XLII, New York Giants receiver Plaxico Burress caught the game-winning touchdown as his team knocked off the undefeated New England Patriots in one of the greatest games and biggest shockers in sports history.

Even less predictable? Burress shooting himself at a nightclub less than a year later, getting a two-year prison sentence, and potentially playing "receiver" in New York's Fishkill Correctional Facility, if you know what we mean.

If you don't know what we mean, please don't ask.

Plaxico Burress, 32, is headed there tomorrow after pleading guilty to criminal possession of a weapon in August and being officially sentenced Tuesday.

This is actually more or less old news, as Burress was staring at this for months. The football and celebrity news worlds have moved on, as have Giants fans.

How about that Mario Manningham and Steve Smith Sunday? Wow!

Talk about shooting yourself in the foot. Or thigh, as it were.

Given New York's tough gun laws, it could have been worse - Plax's plea was to a a single charge of gun possession, which enabled him to avoid two more counts of criminal possession and one count of reckless endangerment.

Had he been convicted of the more serious charges, he could have faced a prison term of three and a half to 15 years. Don't pack heat at the club, kids at home.

The charges stem from an incident at a New York nightclub in November 2008, when Burress accidentally shot himself in the thigh with an unlicensed weapon.

Burress, who will be transferred from New York's Rikers Island, intends to resume his football career after he completes his sentence, his lawyer has indicated.

Hey, Michael Vick is active this Sunday for the Eagles. There's hope.