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You don't see this every day. That is a good thing.

Videos on the popular website Funny or Die invite you to vote Funny or Die. But they don't typically involve a kid at the end screaming he is going to die.

If Los Angeles city planners ever wondered why its public transportation system isn't more popular, this four-minute video ought to answer that question.

When some smarty pants kids decided to repeatedly harass what appeared to be a transvestite hooker - on her/his birthday no less - they got theirs.

We're not saying they deserved it, but ...

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Lindsay Lohan's life is going from bad to worse.

According to Fox News and the New York Post, the former singer Lohan been dropped by Casablanca Records, for which she used to create terrible music.

That's not even the only bad career news surrounding LL today. It was also revealed that her high-profile (and panned) fashion gig at Ungaro is a freebie.

Yes, Lindsay even paid for her own hotel and flight to Paris for her recent appearance for Ungaro's Paris Fashion Week show, and did a pretty bad job too.

She did come away with a ton of free Ungaro clothes, which provided her plenty of nice things to wear to future DUI hearings at least. Silver lining, right?

  • Walking Wreck
  • Hobo Style

Apparently to afford regular clothes, or a mirror, Lindsay Lohan channels her inner homeless person out on the town. [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

What's an alleged actress to do when her main job is a glorified internship?

Are you thinking what we're thinking? Two things spring to mind:

  1. Reality show.
  2. Sex tape.

It could be happening. Well, at least option #1. According to reports, Lindsay Lohan was being followed by a camera crew in Paris at the Vogue party and later when she hit up a ton of clubs around the famed European City.

Then again, it could've just been for an episode of True Hollywood Fail.

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It's official. Nothing can stop the Shauna Sand sex tape now.

The 97-percent plastic Playboy model has withdrawn a legal challenge claiming the tape of her and some boyfriend fornicating was released against her will.

She withdrew it after Steven Hirsh, co-chairman of Vivid Entertainment, brought in a handwriting expert to prove Shauna had in fact signed off on the tape.

Wouldn't you know it, she had. All 12 people clamoring for the Shauna Sand sex tape can celebrate the fact that it's release will not be delayed any longer.

After meeting with her on Thursday, Hirsh said the ex-wife of Lorenzo Lamas has withdrawn the cease and desist letter her lawyer she sent Vivid this month.

Hirsh says Shauna's reason for withdrawing her challenge to the filthy, unappealing tape's release was because the lawsuit could prove "long and expensive."

Mmm. Sure.

Or because it was just a token threat to make it look like she didn't plan this desperate, nasty plea for attention all along. Yup, we're gonna go with that.

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Shauna Sand has pulled out of a legal battle involving her sex tape. The guy co-starring in said tape is doing nothing of the sort, if you know what we mean!

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Less than a week after his affair with 22-year-old production assistant Brooke Hundley came to light, ESPN baseball analyst Steve Phillips has been fired.

ESPN made the announcement last night during the American League Championship Series, during which Phillips normally would have been in the studio.

"Steve Phillips is no longer working for ESPN," the network said.

"His ability to be an effective representative for ESPN has been significantly and irreparably damaged, and it became evident it was time to part ways."

Steve's rep issued a statement saying that Phillips "is voluntarily admitting himself to an in-patient treatment facility to address his personal issues."

The statement did not specify the nature of said issues, although we're gonna guess that the married father of four's parking lot sex sessions with Brooke Hundley, a certifiable nut job who went on to harass his family, were a factor.

Steve Phillips has proven himself a very stable, upstanding individual.

Phillips previously had taken a leave of absence after details emerged of his relationship with Brooke Hundley, whom he met at the All-Star Game in St. Louis.

Steve and his wife, Marni Phillips, issued statements to police describing harassing phone calls by Hundley after the relationship ended, and at least one frenzied visit by Hundley in person to their Wilton, Conn., home in August.

Brooke dropped off an insane letter to Marni detailing her affair with Steve, then is said to have stalked their teenage son on Facebook. Marni then called 911.

Steve Phillips, a former GM of the New York Mets, had risen steadily on ESPN's depth chart, joining Jon Miller and Joe Morgan in the game booth Sundays.

He admitted to extramarital affairs while with the Mets, as well.

Brooke Hundley has proven herself a very stable, upstanding individual.

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Comeback Story of the Year Britney Spears is being remodeled and revamped into a gentler, sweeter star by her father and conservator, Jamie Spears.

Well, except for her music of course. Minor detail.

"He’s really trying to clean up her image," a source told Fox News of Brit's chief handler. "He’s making a lot of changes to the people around her."

"Everyone is a bit on edge they could be replaced."

Sean and Jayden's new dad Jason Trawick seems safe, but Jamie Spears and his team have been busy hiring and firing various people in the star's camp.

He is also said to be paranoid of afraid of letting anybody get too close or learning too much about his daughter, whose past troubles are well documented.

"Britney’s family has seen what happens when she gets too close to outsiders (cough, Sam Lutfi) and they lose control of her completely," said the source.

Britney Spears Sans Pants

Britney Spears' days of pantsless, 2 a.m. visits to Kitson are over, thanks to her dad. But her risque music is here to stay. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

But how does Britney apparently feel about all the changes instituted by her father? "She is so out of it she just doesn’t care anymore," added an insider.

Of Britney, a source close to her reports: "She just does what she’s told and is totally in her world, she’ll even call people at all hours of night for a general conversation and acts like it’s the middle of the day or something."

Raise your hand if you're surprised. Anyone? No?

Of course, while Jamie is busy trying to shake up those surrounding her, one thing he doesn’t seem to be changing or trying to make more innocent is her music.

Britney is set to soon release a raunchy music video for her new single "3" - a track which focuses on exactly what you think it does. Her having a threesome.

"Merrier the more, triple fun that way," a breathy Britney sings. "Three is a charm, two is not the same. I don’t see the harm, so are you in the game?"

Gulp. Yeah. Somehow we assume that raunchy style isn't going away anytime soon. Otherwise her record sales would. It's all she's got going for her.

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We were watching Leave it to Lamas the other night (there was nothing else on ... um, yeah, that's the reason) and we couldn't help but remember the ol' days.

The ol' days when there was no Shauna Sand sex tape and Shyane Lamas was just that ditz from The Bachelor who Matt Grant was engaged to for like a day.

Then we got to thinking that Shayne reminds us a bit of another spoiled and skanky relative of a famous guy, Daisy De La Hoya (niece of boxing champ Oscar).

It's a battle of useless, bleach-blonde reality TV fame whores. One that will likely go down to the wire. Simple question for you: Who would you rather ...

  • Shayne Lamas Cleavage
  • Daisy D. Picture

Who would you rather ...

 

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Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner got married yesterday. Congratulations!

The location? Her dad's Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster, N.J.

Tamera Mowry, Adam Housley

"She looks amazing," a rep for Ivanka told People magazine.

Ivanka Trump walked down the aisle in a Vera Wang gown inspired by Grace Kelly, before celebrating with her husband, the publisher of the New York Observer.

Also on hand? Her father Donald Trump and 500 guests, including Regis Philbin.


Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner are newlyweds! Awesome!

The bride was looking forward to "dancing like a maniac with all of my friends," according to a recent post to her Twitter account. Perhaps to work out some pre-wedding jitters, the bride got a little exercise before the ceremony:

"Just finished a gorgeous hike. The leaves are spectacular and the sun is shining," she Tweeted. "Everything is simply perfect! I'm getting married today!"

Ivanka and Jared first announced their engagement July 15.

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You could call it a Rush to judgment. Eh, eh?

It was too easy: Some obscure blogger "unearths" some pages of President Obama's college thesis. A thesis with gems for the haters: Obama hates the Constitution, etc.

The report supposedly originated from Joe Klein of Time.

The author really was an obscure blogger, but one who wrote a satirical post about the thesis, citing Klein's "discovery." Rush Limbaugh went on to quote from the supposed thesis on his radio show, believing it was legit. That's a good satire.

In reality, the joke post, which claimed Klein had gotten his hands on 10 pages of student Obama's college thesis, was a total hoax and is not true in the least.

However, unlike Balloon Boy, it was not concocted in the hopes of this happening. And some will argue that it duped Rush and others because it's so realistic.

El Presidente

Rush Limbaugh got punked by a satirical blog purporting to have seen Barack Obama's college thesis. On a side note, Rush is an interesting name for such a large fella.

Believable or not, Rush was definitely had by the fake thesis.

Supposedly titled "Aristocracy Revisited," the faux thesis excerpt revealed the president had "doubts" about the "so-called founders" of our great country.

Juicy. Except not true.

Limbaugh discovered halfway through his show that he'd been had, but defended himself by saying, basically, the thesis felt true. That'll work for his "fans."

Joe Klein himself even jumped in, calling the report "nonsense" on his blog, and another blogger who thought the Obama thesis hoax was real also apologized.

For a humble post to go from an entry on a humor blog to major media outlet sure seems impressive. Someone ought to write a thesis or commentary on it.

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Celebrity fashion followers are surely aware that of late, many stylish ladies have been flaunting their womanly shapes in draped frocks (and loving it).

But can anyone take down Lauren Conrad in a style showdown?

Seriously, she wins every survey we put up. There may be no young celebrity whose fashion is so universally appealing than former star of The Hills.

Let's find out if any of the other ladies below - Kelly Osbourne, Hayden Panettiere or Beyonce - and their varying body types can take her down.

Which star's getup has the most curve appeal? Vote below!

LC et al

Whose outfit do you like the most?

 

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Fans familiar with How I Met Your Mother are used to seeing Neil Patrick Harris in various getups as Barney Stinson. Dude will do anything to score with girls.

But is he falling victim to a familiar pattern of guys in relationships and totally letting himself go now that he and Robin (Cobie Smulders) are a couple?

Neil Patrick Harris Fashion

If the pic below, of Neil Patrick Harris in a fat suit, is any indication ...

Barney Stinson has packed on some pounds.

“It’s a phenomenon that a lot of people can relate to, certainly more than a few people on our writing staff. It’s relationship gut,” says creator Carter Bays.

Bays says Harris, not surprisingly, was game to don a fat suit for the episode. “Neil was loving it. He was like, ‘Give me the biggest fat suit you’ve got.’”

This should lead to even funnier How I Met Your Mother quotes than when Barney bet people he could get laid while dressed as an 80-year-old. Really.