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She may be only 23, but The Hills' Heidi Montag is already closing in on that many plastic surgeries. While that sounds like an exaggeration, but it's really not.

Her new single is called "I'll Do It." The lyrics suggest that she is referring to something sexual, but these words could also describe her take on any operation.

Nose. Lips. Boobs. Done, done and done. That was before she decided to go under the knife and have a staggering 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day.

"For the past three years, I've thought about what to have done," Heidi tells People, which features the plastic princess on its cover. "I'm beyond obsessed."

Plastic Surgery Addict

Has she gone too far? Depends on the paychecks, right Heidi?

If nothing else, Heidi Montag has at least been fully open about all the operations she's had to turn herself into a generic, bleach-blonde Hollywood bimbo.

But on November 20, Montag took her transformation to a new level. Keeping her family in the dark, she continued her journey to become "the best me."

Pretty soon, "the best her" will resemble Michael Jackson at this rate. Seriously, if she thinks this is what she needs to become a pop star, God help us.

Good alterations? YOU tell us! Heidi looked hotter ...


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Vanessa Lopez, the woman filing a harassment lawsuit against NBA star Shaquille O'Neal, claims the Diesel sent a menacing text message to a friend.

The quote: "Dis is da numba shut dat bitch up!"

Lopez, who claims to have been in a five-year relationship with Shaq, says it went sour after Vanessa missed her period and Shaq lashed out at her.

The Cleveland Cavaliers center allegedly reacted angrily, accusing her of sleeping with another guy, prompting Lopez to end the relationship, she says.

But then Shaq's family got involved.

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Vanessa Lopez is playing a little legal hack-a-Shaq.

Fearing for her safety, Vanessa Lopez claims Shaq's 6'6" and 6'8" sisters made verbal and physical threats against her. Besides his large, powerful, wealthy family, Lopez feared Shaq's law enforcement connections and  right to bear arms.

She also says the big fella hacked into her voice mail and text messages, using sophisticated software, and made harassing phone calls to her.

Another woman, Dominica Westling, has reportedly been romantically linked to O'Neal, who is in the process of divorcing wife Shaunie, as well.

Vanessa Lopez is no saint herself, having had shady past run-ins with three other NBA "boyfriends" - Kenyon Martin, Delonte West and JJ Redick.

All three of those relationships ended contentiously. She doesn't strike us as a serial money- and fame-grubbing NBA groupie by any means.

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Looks like reports from earlier this week about Jon Gosselin and Hailey Glassman still being at odds were true, based on the latter's recent Twitter tirade.

After laying low for several weeks, the douchebag's ex-girlfriend tore into him this morning on her Twitter page, telling the father of eight to get a job.

Hailey Glassman Tweets from a few hours ago:

  • JG get off ur ass or whoever is riding u - lol - Stop watching Law and Order N get a job so u can pay 4 ur fam+pay me back the money I loaned u!
  • Finally other people (NYPD) can see through the "textbook sociopaths" (Google sociopath aka JG) lies ... lol - sorry I couldn't hold it in anymore.

Wow. She's right, dude has many a mouth to feed. Plus, Law & Order is on all the time. Jon doesn't actually come up when you Google "sociopath," sadly.

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Jon and Hailey in less hostile, violent times.

These unsubtle comments are clear references to the money Hailey says Jon owes her, and the fact that New York police investigating the "ransacking" of Jon Gosselin's apartment now believe the event may have been a publicity stunt.

In particular, a large Japanese chef's knife pinning a note - allegedly signed by Hailey - to Jon's dresser strikes NYPD investigators as potentially staged.

"The more cops have looked into it, the more they feel like it was a publicity stunt," a police source said. "They absolutely think the knife part is B.S."

Despite the skepticism, the case remains open. A criminal complaint was filed after Jon said he found his New York apartment ransacked December 26.

Jon, who was rumored to be with new piece Morgan Christie at the time, blamed Hailey right off the bat. His lawyer boasted that she'd go to jail for it.

The events, whichever version of which you are inclined to believe, occurred as Hailey moved out of the apartment they shared and the couple split.

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John Edwards is on the verge of divorcing wife Elizabeth and trawling for other women, according to reports. Inclined not to believe that? We don't blame you.

However, when the Enquirer reported that John was having an affair with Rielle Hunter and got her pregnant in 2007-2008, that seemed ridiculously absurd.

We know how that turned out.

The same celebrity gossip tabloid that outed his previous affair and sank Edwards' career now reports that he has embarked on a "sex-and-booze bender."

While still publicly not admitting paternity of (or financially supporting) his love child - who turns two in February - the disgraced politician is on the prowl!

Before booting her shameless husband from their home after Christmas, Elizabeth Edwards screamed at John that she was "finally signing" divorce papers.

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Edwards fled to the couple's vacation home near Wilmington, N.C., where he drank and attempted to get in the sack with Stephanie Breshears, an attractive bartender.

Stephanie says that Edwards tried to get her to go back to his house for sex "for four consecutive nights" after meeting her at the Kornerstone Bistro, where she works.

"I think he's absolute scum," Stephanie said. "He was definitely looking to pick up women when he came in here - and he wanted me to go back to his house with."

"He said he'd been thinking about me since he and his wife were in last summer. He said I had run through his mind 'time and time' again. He said I was 'attractive.'

"He asked what I was doing after work and I told him I had plans with friends. But he told me he was staying on Figure Eight Island, and that I should join him."

Incredibly, minutes after giving Stephanie his phone number, Edwards started flirting with another woman. "He told her he was 'separated, soon to be divorced.'"

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They say truth is stranger than fiction. This old adage may be true in certain instances, but definitely not if you get your news from supermarket tabloid Star.

For Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, the magazine boldly declares, there is simply no more faking it. The end has arrived. It is over. Done with. Thing of the past.

Until next week when Star reunites them, most likely.

For now, though, there are secret lovers (Angelina cheating), private eyes (keeping tabs on Jennifer Aniston, who makes Angie fly into a jealous rage), etc.

It's a sad state of affairs, but you knew it was coming every other week eventually. Hopefully Brad's exit plan took the revenge pregnancy into account.


On Zahara's birthday, Brad? Couldn't even wait until the next day for your weekly breakup with Angelina? That's just wrong, dude. Even more so than the goatee.

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Yesterday, THG readers were given the challenge of writing the funniest caption for the picture appearing below. Mike Tyson. Jersey Shore. Endless material.

Your winner for this edition of our Caption Contest is chrissy.

The winning caption entry appears below. Click here to read the full list of submissions. Thank you to everyone for playing and good luck again next time!

Jersey Shore Cast and Mike Tyson

"Two metros, one midget and one tranny. By god, it must be Christmas!"

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The Bachelor host-pimp Chris Harrison is in prime damage control mode, trying to quell rumors that the show manufactured Rozlyn Papa's dismissal Monday.

Papa has denied accusations that she entered into an "inappropriate relationship" with a Bachelor staffer, blasting ABC for concocting that ploy for ratings.

Now it's Harrison's turn to point fingers, telling People that Rozlyn Papa "had a physical relationship with a producer on our show. There is no gray area here."

"You cannot do that. Other girls on the show saw it. The producer confessed more than once [and] to more than one person. I cannot make it any clearer.”

"We would never go to the lengths we did, firing somebody and kicking someone off our show if we thought maybe something might be happening,” he adds.

In several interviews since her dismissal from the show, Rozlyn admitted she is "close" to the producer in question, but says no sex or even kissing ever took place.

Regarding Bachelor spoilers that the crew member scandal was concocted to oust Rozlyn Papa because she wouldn’t "hide" her son from Jake Pavelka, Chris says:

“We were five days in to taping. We weren’t worried about her telling Jake she had a son because she had plenty of time because she was one of the front-runners."

"The fact that she is a mom, not a mom, whatever, had nothing to do with the fact that she had a relationship with one of our producers and had to be kicked off.”

Sure thing. If that's the case, Chris, then riddle us this:

  • Why wasn't Rozlyn's affair shown if the other girls witnessed it?
  • Why was the girl's voice from the promo, insisting "she's having a sexual affair with someone in the house,” never played on the actual episode?
  • Why did you ambiguously accuse Rozlyn of an "inappropriate relationship" on the show, rather than explaining in any detail what she supposedly did?
  • Why were there so many edits/voiceovers/camera angle changes during your little chat with Rozlyn? That doesn't look manipulated at all.
  • Why did Jake not even want to talk to Rozlyn and hear her side?

Something to think about. Here's a clip of the drama ...

Who do you believe in The Bachelor scandal?


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Colt McCoy may have fallen short of a national championship last week, but the two-time Heisman Trophy finalist popped the question in Longhorn fashion.

The University of Texas quarterback, who just wrapped his senior season, brought Rachel Glandorf to Darrell K. Royal-Texas Memorial Stadium Monday night.

When they got to the field, “Will You Marry Me?” was on the giant high definition scoreboard. When his girlfriend turned around, Colt McCoy was on one knee.

Rachel Glandorf said yes! They're engaged!

Colt McCoy is making an honest woman out of Rachel Glandorf!

McCoy injured his right throwing shoulder early in the Longhorns’ 37-21 loss to the Alabama Crimson Tide in the BCS national championship game last Thursday.

At least the NCAA career leader in victories (45) as a starting quarterback has a nice consolation prize. And may go on to play in the NFL too. Congratulations!

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Phew. Heidi Montag says that her contrived quest to have kids with husband Spencer Pratt, depicted on an entire season of The Hills, is "kind of on hold."

Why? Her efforts to be a "pop star" have taken priority.

"I'm really trying to do this pop star [thing], my first album, so I think that would be distracting from this album coming out," Mrs. Spencer Pratt said.

Heidi just dropped her first album, fittingly titled Superficial: "But one day I would love to have kids. I don't know if Spencer quite feels the same way."

Future Pop Star

The Hills star spent years working on Superficial, which features songs like "I'll Do It," in which she tells a lover to "come eat my panties off of me."


R-rated lyrics or not, Montag said "it's very personal, empowering music about living life and enjoying every moment and living it up. Club music."

Music that makes you want to club her maybe.

If you haven't heard the unmatched musical greatness that is "I'll Do It" yet, follow the jump to listen and vote on how you feel it stacks up ...

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Having briefly left Twitter and taken her crazy, online rants to Facebook for a time, Courtney Love returned to her social networking site of choice recently.

And posted topless pictures of herself.

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Maybe she's trying to show Lindsay Lohan how it's done. Maybe she's jealous of how much attention Tila Tequila has been getting through inane Tweets.

Just please don't do this ever again:

Anyone wondering why Frances Bean Cobain wanted to be legally set free from her mother likely need not look any farther than the disturbing image above.