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Cementing its status as the timeliest and least tactful show on TV, South Park turned its sights on the Penn State sex scandal last night on the Season 15 finale.

Even a child rape scandal can't dissuade Trey Parker and Matt Stone, whose South Park quotes went after Joe Paterno, his assistants and the entire program.

Posted in: South Park

Don't modern video cameras have a red light that indicates whether they're on? Or are some assignments so unappealing that you just don't pay attention or care.

We assume this Miami reporter's epic sign off didn't make it on TV, but it did end up online, and we have to say, we'd watch a lot more news if she covered it.

Posted in: LOL

We often talk about how Lindsay Lohan beats the rap with pitifully short sentences for her numerous crimes, but she's treated like a serial killer compared to her dad.

Despite allegedly beating up ex-girlfriend Kate Major last month, repeatedly violating her restraining order, then contacting her while out on bail and resisting arrest, MiLo was not sentenced to jail time yesterday.

Posted in: Michael Lohan

American Idol winner Ruben Studdard has filed for divorce from Surata Zuri McCants, his wife of more than three years, according to reports.

The Velvet Teddy Bear filed the papers in his native Alabama citing the catch-all "irreconcilable differences" as the impetus for the breakup.

Posted in: Celebrity Break-Ups

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi and boyfriend Jionni LaValle are denying a recent round of reports suggesting that they broke up after a blowout bigger than Pauly D's hair. 

After what they went through in Italy, with public kooka dances, late night phone fights and general drunken stupidity on Jersey Shore, you'd think they were home free.

Posted in: Celebrity Couples